Forum: Rants
Topic: breasts
started by: j1mmy

Posted by Proteun on May 22 2000,18:29
I have this gilfriend, and she asked me, What's the deal with guys and breasts? They're just breasts. and I said yeah, So are smiles, and eyes, so are legs and butts. So are stomachs and backs. and she said, "oh"

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Posted by Kolben on May 22 2000,20:34
If I were a girl, I'd NEVER get to school in the morning. I'd stay home and play with them all day!
...My girlfriend didn't understand that... :/
Posted by simulacrum on May 22 2000,22:00
If I were a girl, I'd undoubtedly die. I'd stay at home all the time...uhh..exploring. I'd die of either exhaustion of starvation, whichever came first.
Posted by Hellraiser on May 22 2000,22:19
If I were a girl I'd have to be a lesbian, the idea of anything else is just too distressing.

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Posted by Anztac on May 22 2000,22:52
I agree with all the guys here, but I don't think I want to get in to the details of why being anything other that a lesbian would be nasty.


()

hehe

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Posted by Lizzy on May 22 2000,22:54
It's really not as fun as you think it is.
Posted by Anztac on May 22 2000,22:54
really? How you know? Tried? wanna send pictures?
Posted by Hellraiser on May 22 2000,23:01
I'm curious why you had to edit your post twice Anztac

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Posted by Anztac on May 22 2000,23:02
Can't make the fucking liking smiley face

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Posted by Anztac on May 22 2000,23:05
got it now
Posted by incubus on May 23 2000,03:02
Yay, for breasts are great.
Even BG did an album called "Hooray for Boobies"

I can't explain why they are so great, they just are. It's insane, out of the girlfriends I've had I've never seen any I didn't like

Ah well, back to being a man again, lol

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Posted by j1mmy on May 23 2000,05:26
Why are women always hiding them? They're so fun to look at!!!

Posted by Lizzy on May 23 2000,05:30
>=|
Posted by Proteun on May 24 2000,05:31
Steve Martin said it best in L.A. Story,

"I could never be a woman, I would just stay home and play with my breasts all day"

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Posted by Hellraiser on May 24 2000,20:37
I'd play with more than just my breasts.

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Posted by Anztac on May 24 2000,21:56
Lizzy must be pretty pissed right now. That or happy not to be a guy who wants to be a girl.

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Posted by Lizzy on May 24 2000,22:17
Not really. I don't have nearly as much fun as they claim they'd have, though.
Posted by Ansible on May 24 2000,22:59
I can't even talk to girls my age without blurting out "You know Intel is making a SD-RAM chipset for the willy, codenamed the armador. Isnt that just 1337? I'm gonna go get me some PC-133." or the like. Needless to say, I havent had to priveledge of playing with MTM's(Mammary tissue mounds).
Posted by Anztac on May 24 2000,23:40
Hehe. I never mention computers unless they ask. if you mention it 1.They'll ask you stupid questions (I have meet only 1 girl that I could actually carry on a an interesting conversation about computers with) 2.They'll think you're a dweeb or 3.They think your lame for making them feel so stupid about computers. Anyway talking about computers with girls isn't fun and wouldn't be. I really don't like talking to guys about it either. I talk about the finer things in life (T&A). If I do want to impress someone I don't blurt out something like "Hey did you know that kernel 2.4.* will be graphincally suppeior to 2.3.* because the kernael interfaces at first with the...", no I take something they might know and expand their knowledge about 2 fold, then say "...and you'll forget all of what I said in less then 20 Min.". Not only does it annoy them it also makes them more interested in the field of computers. They do walk away impressed.

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Posted by Lizzy on May 25 2000,00:06
I could sorta carry on a conversation with you about that! I would know what you're talking about in general at least! =)
Posted by Lizzy on May 25 2000,00:11
cr0's gonna have to make a pr0n board soon.
Posted by Vigilante on May 25 2000,00:20
All threads should be pr0n threads.
Posted by cr0bar on May 25 2000,00:28
I'm the biggest computer dweeb in my school, but I never talk about the dang things unless people ask. This serves to make me come across as well-informed, but not a total geek. Also helps to keep the females from tuning you out. Same thing applies to people who are really into cars, or paint ball, or golf, or anything. Nobody cares about your obsession.

Oh, about breasts...I've "had the pleasure" as they say... Did I just lose my geek standing?

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Posted by Lizzy on May 25 2000,00:30
I don't like guys any more who don't know stuff about computers. They're no fun to talk to.
Posted by simulacrum on May 25 2000,00:34
I have found this to be true as well. Even when I do come across a "computer" person, I generally refrain from discussing them too much as I find the majority "computer" people to be either at a lower level than myself, or extremely arrogant, both of which are annoying.
Posted by Anztac on May 25 2000,01:11
Hey liz I didn't suggest that you were dumb computer wise. I said of girls I have met are. Same with guys. I have overheard more popular boys in my school talking about there "awesome" computer skills. I like to take whatever their talking about (usually some acronym they found) cut in and elaborate on the subject get in to some major conterversy and ask them (after I've explained the problem in great detail) what their solution is. I know this is actually a ego trip for me, but it's fun to take them off their high horse, I usually keep acting like they know what their talking about just to not hurt their image, but it definatly makes them realize their a long way from being a god of computers (so am I). Usually they come up to later and ask me wtf I was talking about. And I'll give them a URL or something. I like playing mind games. I had a black trench coat I would always wear to school and after that school shooting a girl came up to me that had never talked to me and said "Hi I'm Kelly if you ever need anything or need anyone to talk to, like if your felling down or something, you can talk to me." I said "yeah really? Ohh Thanks! I've never had a friend before! Wow! I was felling a bit down because of this C I just got in german" she says "Oh...ummm, well I don't think I can help you there, but always know you have a friend" she starts walking away and I say loud enough that she can hear me, but make it sound like I'm taking to myself "Wow! and to think I was going to gun down the school. Well I'll go home now and play with my AK-47's". Mysteriosly their was a rumor going around that I was depressed. Everyone who knew me even remotley laughed out load at that rumor. Oh why did I ever go home-schooled?

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Posted by cr0bar on May 25 2000,02:51
This is a thread about breasts, dude.

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Posted by Lizzy on May 25 2000,02:54
Oh come on cr0, no good thread sticks to its topic. Only the t-shirt one has, and that thread is no fun!
Posted by Anztac on May 25 2000,03:26
I'm starting to like lizzy. She defends me. She's also hot.

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Posted by j1mmy on May 25 2000,07:20
I'm very disappointed that this thread has migrated away from the topic of breasts. Oh well.


Posted by Kolben on May 25 2000,09:17
Are breasts breasts when they are made of plastic/silicone/whatever? I mean...some girls should wear warninglabels on them, like:

Do NOT feed to children!
Inflammeble
Cover your eyes! The bra might snap!
Can cause back pain hence bad temper!
Made in Hong Kong!

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Posted by j1mmy on May 25 2000,09:26
No, warning labels on breasts are bad. They would hide the breast(s), which isn't cool. If you look at my original post way up there, you'll note that my problem with breasts is that they're hidden from view too often. I believe they should be open and free.

Posted by Kuros on May 25 2000,09:49
Lizzy's a first, a girl who actually likes computers. The only women at my college are glorified nurses "Radiographers", 200 blokes 29 girls. So whats Lizzy like then
Posted by Kolben on May 25 2000,22:49
My question was if they actually are breasts?
Posted by Kayy on May 26 2000,04:11
I do have a question to ask here, why is it that most girls/women (delete as applicable) never seem in the least bit interested in things like computers/soccer/football/sport in general, that the guys are into, and yet they will sit at length with their friends/relatives/animals and talk to them about what happened on some tv show that bores the living fuck out of anyone with half a brain?

No offense meant towards Liz, for she, so far, is the only girl I have EVER heard of that A: knows jack shit about computers, B: shows intelligence in conversations that are almost 90\% (at least) male orientated, and C: from what I hear pretty good looking too

Maybe I'm just being a total ass here, but I hope that Liz or any other woman/girl/man/bloke/geezer from down the pub with a wooden leg/haemaphrodite can let me in on this one, I damn sure wanna know.

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Posted by Anztac on May 26 2000,04:16
Yeah!! let me know too guys/girls/neither

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Posted by Anztac on May 26 2000,04:24
Hey lizzy, what do normal girls like to talk about? Weren't you unl337 at some point in your life? I mean there was a time when you could carry on a conversation with people who don't know anything about computers and not get bored, right? So what did you talk about in those dark days?

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Posted by L0rD MiNi0N on May 26 2000,12:24
SyS I couldn't agree with you more. We need to bread more l33t women that don't look like a bad lab accident. What would be a good name for this.........Project Bread l33t Chicks!

Ok so it's lame think of a better one!


Posted by Rhydant on May 26 2000,12:59
how do you know lizzy is hot?
ppbbbbtttt
Posted by Lizzy on May 26 2000,13:16
Let's see, I got AOL like 4 years ago, so that made me l33t. Before that, hmm... that was a long time ago. I would have been 13, so I'd say that was the boy-crazy phase. =|

Damn thing keeps cutting off the | in my little face the first time I post it.

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Posted by DrChaos on May 26 2000,14:37
it's so nice to nuzzle into a good pair of tits...

BOOBIES!!!!!!

schwood!!...


Posted by Anztac on May 26 2000,15:47
I know she's hot I don't care if you do... If you really want to know she has given "subtle" hints around these forums if you care to find out. you could "talk" to her. Although I doubt any of you guys are l337 enough to talk to her, I know I certainally am not

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Posted by Proteun on May 26 2000,15:49
Breasts really are like keys. Take Boris in Goldeneye for instance, They are right in front of you and can open very large doors. My girlfriend is, of coarse in my opinion, very hot stuff. But one night she asked me what a modem was. this is a true story. She is a girl that knows how to get her email from AOL, but that's literally the extent of it. She called me up one night and asked me to walk her through the process of doing an internet search. I'm making a web page for her and she wanted to watch me write the HTML so she could help the design process. But I told her she couldn't, because she wasn't compatable. But she has breasts, oh yeah. I don't quite understand why I recieve the lust driven intentions to fondle her. What is it that makes me want to caress her sweet body? People say that it's only natural, yes it is, but what's the reason? I know why people have sex, salivate, and secrete waste. I guess foreplayish activities are a dirivitive of sex, in the mood kinda goo.
Hooray For Boobies

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Posted by Lizzy on May 26 2000,16:02
Ok, so when's the porn thread going to appear, where you all post the naked women? You know it's going to happen, just get it done and over with!
Posted by Kolben on May 26 2000,16:42
pr0n suxx! It's boring! Much more fun in real life, in 3D and all.
Posted by SyS[UK] on May 26 2000,17:19
Lizzy is l33t, cos she know about computers, every girl I know is usually a dumb shit when it comes to computers. Im at the moment in my college and there is about 200 ppl in the libary where I am and Id say about 125 of them r women.

65\% of them know jack
15\% of them r l33t but look like a bad accident
and
20\% of them just know how to operate there email

Please someone save me from this void of lam0rs !!!


Posted by crackuhh on May 28 2000,01:34
Don't forgit!
I'm the shit!
Posted by JimmyTheHandless on May 28 2000,02:05
one of my girlfriends can actually understand 1337 and whenever we go to the movies we yell w00t a lot... but thats where her computer knowledge ends. i dont care. i know like NO girls that are big on computers and i dont care. I'm just myself and i get friends like that....i know a good percentage of my school which has like 2400 people in it...in 2 grades...anyway, girls on computers can be cool, i dont bring up my computer knowledge unless pressed on it (as most people think im a dumb shit...), and lastly, hell! unless you see her, Lizzy could be hot but seriously, if youre most likely never gonna see her, at least talk to her on a more than primitive i tarzan she jane level and make the most out of knowing her as a person... end (fin)

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Posted by Kayy on May 28 2000,07:38
Jimmy - Good call, talk to Lizzy not like some centrefold in Playdude or so, but like the person she is behind the image that refracts through your retina and displays in the brain...

As for girls knowing about computers, I dont know many that can go beyond the bounds of email/icq/irc, but I know a couple of girlie-type webdesigners that are pretty hot as well as being good with their

In fact, I remember once when I was younger getting tought all the moves in Mortal Kombat 2 by a girl. Dont know why I just mentioned that, I just did... ok

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Posted by Kolben on May 28 2000,08:18
Women can do computer stuff. The problem with them is their interests. They tend to focus on other stuff like horses and such. But if they've got the interest for computers they can be just as good as men. There's a girl at my school who both looks good and get straight A's in computer science. She's a mean C++ programmer, and to top that she's actually managing an OS-project (they are building a linux thing). She's a bit older me than, but her breasts are still fun to look at, even when she tries to hide them...
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I spell like shit...

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Posted by j1mmy on May 28 2000,19:15
I'm happy to see this thread is still going.

As for girls and l33tness: i was at dinner with some friends the other night. We're talking about ADSL and SDSL while using lots of other acronyms. My friend's girlfriend says "What about LMNOP?" That pretty much ended the conversation.

As for b00bz0rs: w00rd.


Posted by scudco on May 30 2000,22:18
I don't talk about computers at school unless people ask me questions, but usually I lie to them and tell them that they should reformat. As for breasts, well that seems to be the only thing I actually talk about at school, whether I'm asked or not.


scudco


Posted by Cyrino on May 30 2000,23:07
I actually know one 1337 woman, she's my friend's sister. It really is too bad that there aren't more. I'm all for the breeding of more 1337 chicks!

Oh, and yeah, I like breasts.

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 31 2000,04:26
breasts are your friends.

for you lam0rs... women are not dumb. women like computers. especially when you tell them the reason their computer is faster than their ex-boyfriend's is because he bought a K6-2, which proves he is the stupid twit she thinks he is. meanwhile the thing she's using is an overclocked Celeron with all the memory timings tweaked just for her "special needs"... and then you put your arms around her and whisper "ever heard of Back Orifice? You can email it to him and use it to wipe out his whole machine..."

THEN they want to know everything it takes to become a l33t hax0r. and in return you get the nookie.

geek tip #0F37Ah, collect them all.


Posted by jim on May 31 2000,09:19
What the hell do you guys know about boobs?

I know you all are in your teens!

Bet your girlfriends measure 30-28-32???

Ha! Please, no flames, it was a joke! I'm sure you all have SkinaMAX and know what 'real' breasts are (is there even such a thing anymore??? REAL breasts)`

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Posted by simulacrum on May 31 2000,09:47
I'm not a teen. I'm old like that. damien, that is hilarious. Do I sense personal experience here?

Personally, I've got my girlfriend pretty well trained. Surfing the net on my linux box listening to MP3's using my cable modem. Not bad. She laughs at her family in BFE with their slow dial up connection.


Posted by jim on May 31 2000,09:57
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Originally posted by simulacrum:
I'm not a teen. I'm old like that. damien, that is hilarious. Do I sense personal experience here?

Personally, I've got my girlfriend pretty well trained. Surfing the net on my linux box listening to MP3's using my cable modem. Not bad. She laughs at her family in BFE with their slow dial up connection.


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Posted by Wolfguard on May 31 2000,10:57
i remember eighteen fondly,

like it was half a lifetime ago...

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Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,11:36
I think i remember jim from the last bbs cr0bar had up. :) good website too..

as for breasts.....it isnt only chicks that have them nowadays, just ask my physics teacher.


Posted by RenegadeSnark on May 31 2000,12:57
Damn, I can't wait for the day I run into a woman that turns me on (i.e. is actually hot) and their computer skills aren't feigned(sp?).

Any followers?

I will say one thing for progress, though, NAPSTER. That's right kiddies, chicks use Napster. Even the dumb ones too. Their skillset is turning on AOL, checking email, and pirating music.

One thing that really pissed me off the other day was when this one chick IM'd me saying why had i been online for 2 weeks? I'm like I have a permanent INET connection (ADSL) and never turn off my computer. She said (oh, it makes you look nerdy). WTF?

I found this one hot as hell chick but she's taken... she told me tho she likes a guy that's smart and once said something like 'you can make a lot of money once you start fiddiling around on the computer'. Erg, I already knew that (I sorta do make a lot of money, ego trip here, hang on, until the plane crashes into the runway...) but she still has yet to learn anything about my computing habbits. I think I'll have her over, and let her draw her own conclusion.

She's been having more and more fights with her bf of 2 years, I think it's all going to come to a crashing end soon......

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Posted by DuSTman on May 31 2000,13:31
Me, i just prefer computers to people.

I suppose that isn't the turn-on of the century..

And i don't speak much (in person) until i already know someone quite well. (ie, i'll answer questions, no idle chatter.)

Sigh.


Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 31 2000,14:57
simulacrum- yeah, personal experience. though lately I've lost my baby to Photoshop...

for you lam0rs who don't "understand" women... how can you consider yourselves l33t hax0rs if you don't even attempt to hack the world's most powerful supercomputer?

several petaflops at peak operation
hundreds of terabytes of storage
avg. power consumption : 20 watts.

yep... the human brain is an amazing thing...


Posted by simulacrum on May 31 2000,15:58
jim, it's scary how far you went to find out about me. If you notice on that link, it has not been updated for two years. Hence, I am not a teen.

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Posted by jim on May 31 2000,16:14
Yep, I went all the way to yahoo...

You can too! < http://profiles.yahoo.com/Jim_M22 >

Plus, I can't check that link anymore, you changed it!!!!

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Posted by Nero on May 31 2000,21:00
damn, j1m you frighten me.

breasts are good. breasts are better than good. but don't stare at them. it's like looking into the sun. eventually you're gonna get burned. but i shouldn't talk much, i've not seen (first hand[no pun intended]) too many pairs of breasts. if there is such a thing as too many pairs of breasts, i hope to see them. and fondle them. etc.

to sum it up, breast are good. computers are good. computers with breasts, the pr0n i don't like to see. lesbian with breasts in front of computers? now you're talking my language...


Posted by fendi on May 31 2000,22:55
Quoting my brother:
"Every night, I thank God that I am not a woman."

My mother and I laugh at this but deep down, we don't _really_ blame him. Do you?


Posted by Ansible on Jun. 02 2000,08:43
Someone said they prefer computer to people. So do I. Most everyone I know is a complete retard, I wonder how they perform normal bodily functions. The only place I can have inteligent comversation is on irc, and some ubbs.


And p0rn is lame. I used to surf for nothing but porn, but I got over that.


Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 02 2000,09:32
i like computers better then most people for 2 reasons. Nice friendly off switch(this would be a good thing to put on people) and the ability to reinstall the os when it losses its mind.(something i wish i could do to myself at times)
that and you have to tell a fucknugget manytimes what his username and password are!

I know thats 3 but the fucknugget is standing here thinking im fixing his password right now.


Posted by Draco on Jun. 02 2000,09:46
I seem to be the luckest of all here - not only do I know a good few (ie more than 5) 1337 chicks, they also are extrememly cute. Of cousre none of them would fucking touch me with a 10ft pole, but hey, I can alway live in hope

Breasts good. Breasts friend.

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Posted by Octavian on Jun. 07 2000,15:27
i agree with you in regards to the on/off switch, wolf. that would be very convenient. and by the way, what was on the pr0n thread that got it closed? just wondering.
Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 07 2000,23:25
quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:

for you lam0rs who don't "understand" women... how can you consider yourselves l33t hax0rs if you don't even attempt to hack the world's most powerful supercomputer?

The world's most powerful supercomputer eh?! Interesting concept!

Yeah, there aren't enough of us girls around into comp sci stuff. i'm taking comp sci in university and i'm one of the 8 or so girls that's not middle-aged in my program (out of at least 250 ppl). Kinda nutty. It's still considered such a boyz' type thing, which turns away a lot of us chickies. you guys should try to encourage more girlz! (then, you never know, you might see more titty action).

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Posted by nautilus on Jun. 09 2000,13:49
And guys seem to forget that there are a lot of us girls-hot chicks included-who fall somewhere between being a CompSci or CoE major or barely knowing how to turn it on. I may not know as much as some people, but I can fix most of my own shit, and most of the shit my friends screw up too. (And if you guys take the time to teach us girls more computer stuff, that will give you lots of time in close titty proximity).
Posted by eng_man on Jun. 09 2000,20:19
I think that's the main difference between guy and girl (computer types). Most guys learn all the stuff on their own (at least I have). Why is it that the girls need to be sat down and taught? Not that that's a bad thing ;)

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Posted by Nero on Jun. 09 2000,20:28
i seem to learn a lot more through destruction, not through theory. class is fun (right...) and all, but needing the thing to be working RIGHT NOW in order to finish a paper that's due in six hours makes me a lot more accurate and a much faster learner.

i don't know a single girl that cares to do anything more with their comp than use word and access hotmail. actually that's with the exception of my stepmother, she uses it for vb, java, rpg, and shopping; but i'm not going to encourage her lazy ass to block my access to detnet any longer than necessary.


Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 10 2000,02:09
i guess you just haven't discovered us independent learners then!

sure, there's lots of us girlz who would like a guy to show them how to do something, but that's only because it's been branded such a guy thing that some unconfident girlz might not feel comfortable just tinkering away at their computer till they figure it out.

there still remain lots of us that learn on our own and do more stuff than just hotmail and wordprocessing. me and most of the other girlz i know like gaming, programming, designing graphix, etc... but then again, maybe we're just different...

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 10 2000,03:31
And where is this collection of computer savy chixor? I wish there was some near me. I can literally count the number of girls that I know that could hold their own with computers on my ... 1 finger =D j/k

But I think you get the point. Kinda sucks to be in such a male dominated field =|

Case in point, at jlab where I work there are maybe 5 or 6 ladies around where I work, where are they all? In HR, secretaries, etc. Drats.

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 10 2000,07:51
I think its that many girls will only learn aspects of a computer when it is a means to an end, i.e. to chat with friends or get music. the dont seem to have the tynasity to research a subject until you know exactly how it works. when i was a little kid i whoud rip apart anything i chould get my hands on to see how it works, though my mother didnt apreciate the beauty of the learning process
DAMMIT BRANDON get over here right now and put this radio/tv/phone/speker/microwave back together!! ive never met any girls that did that stuff. i think its partly instict and partly that a lot of boys can be totaly shunned by the oppiset sex wile girls can always get some kind of attention from boys
so they dont have time to develope unhealthy fasinations with machines that boys get(i know i dont spend .25 as much time at the computer when im getting some ) i know some girls who know their way around a computer, my mom is supaleet she managed the first computer networks on the west coast stock exchange and she use to program databases in paradox. though now she manages giant corprate web projects she watches the home garden channel alot, and im the one whos looking for device drivers for her machine:P. as for the real subject: BRESTS im not really a brest man, i dont like them to get too big about a handfull and a half is perfect, and fake brests sicicone and salene are down right repulsive to me bleeck! might as well lick a jelly fish. now a tight little ass on the other hand... and tummys.. and the little dimples on a girls back were her psis is. grrr drive me up the walls! makes me clench my fists and grind my teeth. become totaly taken over by animal tendncies. mmm animal sex. give me rectus abdominus, external obliques, and gluteus maximus over giant ill weighted brests any day.

Posted by Firefox on Jun. 10 2000,19:14
I think that a lot of it probably goes back to natural male instinct. In the early days of man, males would likely seek females with large hips and large breasts, because they would make the best potential bearers of children. These same features are still looked at as an asset.

I think that a lot of that has stuck around in our subconciousnesses. So quit buggin' us about us, it's not our fault. We can't help that we love breasts. Blame male instinct!

-Firefox


Posted by nautilus on Jun. 11 2000,01:36
Quite a bit of what I know about computers is self-learned, and I do more with my computer than just Word, Outlook, and ICQ, but sometimes it's nice to have someone to help me out when I'm getting frustrated with whatever I'm trying to figure out. Plus, it's definitely an attractive quality (at least for me and most of my friends) when guys will sit down and explain something. Just so long as, while you don't want to talk down to a girl just cuz she's a girl, you don't talk over her head if she doesn't know that much. That'll just make you seem arrogant and cocky, definitely not a good thing.

Now, as for the beloved breasts, my plethora of boobage has converted my guy to being a breast man. I don't mind that guys are attracted to them, as long as they remember that they are talking to ME and not my chest. And even though bigger isn't necessarily better, don't discriminate against those of us who are more than a handful. Bigger doesn't always mean fake!

Okay, I hope I have been able to help some of you guys who aren't too adept at dealing with the ladies. I'm tired from moving a friend today; class is dismissed.


Posted by ShadowKnight on Jun. 11 2000,05:00
Breasts are the best part of a women. It must be partly instinctive and just what happens over time just looking at them. Granted there are other parts of women that look nice but you have to admit nice looking breasts make a women 10 X's more appealing! Also, bigger is not always better. Just the perfect size, no larger or smaller. Silcone and fake breasts are horrible and should never have been made!

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Posted by ShadowKnight on Jun. 11 2000,18:55
Nautilus, We are not saying that big breasts can only mean that they are fake but some people do not like huge breasts. It's just all personal opinion of what a guy is attracted to.

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Posted by nautilus on Jun. 11 2000,20:57
I understand that guys have different opinions on how much is too much, and that's totally fine. After all, it takes quite a guy to be able to do a good job of keeping the big ones happy. It's just that mine are of a size that one of the first questions I often get is, "Are they fake?" A lot of guys assume they are (which is highly frustrating, since they're not), so it's nice to hear there are still guys out there who don't jump to that conclusion.
Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 11 2000,23:16
IMHO, i think deciding on the perfect breaast size, is like deciding on what size baseball bat to bat with. if you get too small, you cant do anything with it. if you get too big, its very unwieldy. but for everyone, theres one size that just clicks perfectly...of course i may just be talking out of my ass now...
Posted by ShadowKnight on Jun. 11 2000,23:25
It's not necessarily if they are big they must be fake, it's if they are too big for the person they are on. Each girl/woman is built different so the perfect breast size (Either small/large) fits them and anything outside of that range for the person usually means something has been altered.

If you saw a very skinny person with huge breats you think they are fake but if you see a normal or athletic woman with pretty large breats they don't have to be fake.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 12 2000,11:41
Men and breasts is an age old thing. Every single one of my exs had a thing for them and I just thought it was me. I realised later that it wasn't me it's just how men are trained.

And they aren't as much fun as you would think. Believe me after a while you would get sick playing with them. =P

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 12 2000,11:50
That will never happen to me!

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Posted by Nene on Jun. 12 2000,12:24
Lizzy is not the ONLY intelligent female around here.

I don't know why most girls are into froo-froo crap. I don't know why my little sister will spend an hour and a half getting her hair and makeup on for work, while I'm not even sure what all eyeliner does.

Then again, I may. Moms and Dads buy Barbies for the girls, and boys get the cool stuff. My dad, bless his heart, bought me a microscope, telescope, commodore 64, apple IIe, and those nifty little circuit board things they used to sell at Radio Shack. Dad took me fishing. Dad took me to the library.

I would think its the generalization that girls do one thing, guys do the other.

rant rant rant rant.

see my fuss on the "oh, how cute, a girl that plays on computers"

On the topic:
Breasts are overrated. I'm a 36c/d.
My last girlfriend had tiny ones, but then again, my whole focus wasn't centered on them.

Grr,

Nene

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Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 12 2000,12:38
yeah nene, those generalizations sux! i used to always steal my brother's lego & toy cars when i was little, and then, when we got our first computer (apple IIgs), it was me that was tinkering around with it, not him. sure, i got the barbies and stuff, but i never found the hype in spending 90 minutes in front of the mirror in the morning - i'd rather spend that extra time sleeping.

anyway, i've just learned to deal with the fact that a lot of guys like big breasts. though, i know a lot who really get off on the tiny ones. i'm about 34c/d so i often have to weed out the boyz who are only intersted for boob size...not that they're not oodles of fun, it's just nice to be appreciated for more than your chest size. besides, imho, having a pair myself, bigger breasts are not as manageable. oh well! i wouldn't want to change them anyway, i think silicone implants are pointless.

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Posted by ShadowKnight on Jun. 12 2000,19:37
The division of boys and girls isn't what we are given as toys. It all has to do with instinct. A university did a research project where boys were given girl toys and girls where given boy's toys. About the biggest thing that happened is that the boys tore the heads off the barbies and used the bodies as guns. It is all instinctually and someone once told me that women who are more technical or don't like to spend hours on hourse gettings ready just have a little more of the male chromosomes and same is for men who are more feminen

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 12 2000,21:15
i think intelligence might be a factor too, when i got a computer, i think the reason my sister never played with it is cause she didnt understand (shes really slow...no medical condition, just really slow) it very much. i consistently get better grades and such than her, and i was always interested in the more high tech things. ive seen its a common trend that smarter people play with more complicated things...maybe its just me though
Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 12 2000,23:23
intelligence and logic skills are likely what drive most people to become interested in computers. i know a lot of guys that don't know the slightest thing about anything technical, we techies refer to them as "artsies". so it's not just girls that are like that. nevertheless, the dual sterotypes prevail. and i don't think that just because i find computers and cars interesting means that i have more guy chromosomes. i can be all girlie when i want. i just think that the shallow superficiality of the generic girlie image is repulsive and a complete waste of time. there's more to a girl that her cleavage. it's just that some girls haven't realized this yet and discovered their own potential. guys, help them out!

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 13 2000,02:27
First of all the divison of female and male into "women" and "men" is a socially determined thing. And just as one can cite study after study, so too can I. In fact most things you take for granted as being "natural" or "instinctive" are actually socially controled. Recently there was a study on what is known to be the last human instinct- and its actually the curling of the toes for babies when you rub their feet (and even that goes away after two weeks). Everything else that babies, children and adults do in their everyday lives is controled by social forces- which we create. Not that this comment has much to do with breasts...but I take issue with the idea of men and women being inherently different from each other. We aren't at all. Even if you think about your sexuality- thats been socially created as well. I'm sure I'll hear about this in some form or other.

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Posted by Firefox on Jun. 13 2000,04:23
I would say we are different in many ways.

Sure, same species. But the differences between male and female, when you look at it, are copious. And I'm not just talking reproductive organs, either. I've read studies discussing how the brain structure differs between the genders, or how certain features of one gender are curiously absent from the other... one has testosterone, the other has estrogen... etc. etc. You have to admit, there is a lot separating us, biologically. Sure, A male and female human are still much closer together than a male human and male dog, (well, for most of us ) but the differences are there.

One place that the genders are growing closer together, however, is societally and intellectually. Roles and ideas traditionally dominated by one gender are becoming much more accessable to both. I think that's a good thing, by the way.

-Firefox


Posted by nautilus on Jun. 13 2000,12:22
Okay, I've been gone for a couple of days, so I've got a lot to say.

ShadowKnight, I agree with what you said about it all being proportional. I'm a 40DD/DDD and while it looks good on me, most girls couldn't carry it without looking fake.

And I fully agree with Chrissy and anyone else who has said so, they're really not that fun when they're yours and you're stuck with them! In fact I'd go so far as to say they kinda get in the way sometimes.

Now, as far as all of the posts about why girls do girl stuff and guys to guy stuff, I can say from my nursing classes it's a combination of a lot of things, not one or the other. Part of it is hormonal. Although both sexes have both hormones, guys generally having more testosterone, and girls generally having more estrogen. (There is no such thing as having more male chromosomes, as some people have previously said.) However, part of it is also social, varying by what toys they are given to play with, parent-child and child-child interactions, and also what they see Mommy and Daddy doing, as far as teaching them what women and men are "supposed" to do. It is largely the changes in parent-child interactions and roles of women in society that are closing the "Gender Gap."

And as far as technical issues, there are some cognitive differences in males and females. Males do have better math and visuospatial skills, and females do have better verbal abilities. It's important to note, though, that those are differences in the AVERAGE male and female, the overlaps in those areas are very considerable. And while it may be true that many people with higher intelligence are drawn toward being techies, you shouldn't by any means discount the intelligence of "artsies." My brother is an artist, and he's got an IQ that blows most of my techie friends away. Testing for a person's personality type (Realistic, Investigative, Artistic, Social, Enterprising, or Conventional, as designated by the theories of John Holland) are a much better indicator than just IQ of why people are drawn to different things.

Okay, you've now all had a brief lesson from my Life-Span Development class. Any questions?


Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 13 2000,13:41
It's hard not to think about women and men in a dichatomous fashion because throughout life you are taught to do so. Even when you take your 100 level biology class at Uni you are being reinforced to believe that your homrones/productive glands etc make you who you are. In truth however, these make up very little of what we term "men" and "women". Yes it is true that women and men are fundamentally different in the aspects of biology but after that there isn't much difference in intelligence levels, emotional "IQ" or anything else for that matter. In fact the idea of "naturalism" or "Insticts" is just an excuse for people. In other words you have to take less responsiblity for your actions if you say "It's my nature to do _______" (fill in the blank). This idea is what makes the world go 'round. If people couldn't blame their "instincts" how could we account for reasons why some rapist get off at trial or even murderers? I mean think of it this way--we tell them it's ok to do these things because we inforce the idea that women and men at their base are fundamentally different in ways other then just biology.
And not to be condesending-- I hope I didn't lose you all.

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 14 2000,00:39
Chrissy:

So your saying besides the fact that men and women have different reproductive glands, theres no other difference? Men aren't more violent, women arn't more diplomatic (on a average).. Testosterone and Estrogen make no difference whatsoever? Medical Science is all wrong.. the different chromosones don't effect men or women in different ways at all? And where do you get all this information from exactly?


Posted by ShadowKnight on Jun. 14 2000,01:31
First to nautilus and chrissy who are saying that they are not as much fun when they are yours. I could see that they could get in the way but you can also use them. Also coming from guys that like breasts of course we are going to think that it would be cool to have some so we could play with them all night.

As far as there being nothing different between males and females except society I don't believe in. According to Chrissy we would be the same if society didn't say "women" or "men". Granted society placed the word "women" on the females and the work "men" on males. These words do not mean a thing except describing differences. Before society was created by man there WAS a difference in males and females and the just named the difference with those words. No matter how you want to slice it there are slight (not necessarly major) differences between males and females that are not judged by society. Estrogen and Testosterone do make a difference verified by scientists. These chemicals are not made or judged by society!

rant rant rant. *whew*

Everyone just seems to want to play everything on the society we live in today. Well, people made that society.

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Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 14 2000,02:04
just wanted to clarify my previous post, i know lots of "artsies" that are very intelligent - what i should have said was that they're intelligent in different ways than most of us "techies". They are likely more talented in such things as social interaction (guys, this is likely a big reason for not getting much titty action) than our fellow geeks, while we "techies" know vast more amounts of mathematics and sciences but are often not as learned in the ways of arts, culture, and sociology.

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Posted by LinkDJ on Jun. 14 2000,03:29
OK, i wish i would have started reading this thread sooner. I don't know why I didnt, it _is_ called breasts and all... NEWays,
I know this girl who a year or so ago was on the same level as me in l33tness. Her dad is a total techie, and at the time introduced me to SCSI. She would be online most of the time, and i would enjoy talking to her, especially about computers. Through the past +/- year we've drifted apart, and talked less and less. I've also noticed that she's online less. About a week ago, she IMed me, asking about how to use Napster, which IMHO is an easy program to use. Apparrently, just recently shes started to get into MP3s, I remember explaining them to her a year ago, and she did _not_ think there was any reason to have them. I dont know where I'm going with this, but I think she's a slut now, and my opinion on that is: Good for her!

Note: If you're reading this, I'm talking about someone else, and its not you, no matter what it seems like, its someone else =D. Oh well, I dont think you can go down from never being on a date

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Posted by ScruplaniS on Jun. 14 2000,08:26
quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:
Me, i just prefer computers to people.

I suppose that isn't the turn-on of the century..

And i don't speak much (in person) until i already know someone quite well. (ie, i'll answer questions, no idle chatter.)

Sigh.



Well I'm sure there are lots of people like that out there, I am one of them. Give me a computer and I can usually talk with anyone, but meet them in person and I become almost scared of them. More shy than anything I think, but that's just me...

I believe it is because it is harder to judge a person online by looking at them, thier expression, how they are looking at you, etc. You meet a person online and all you can judge them by is previous posts and thier alias.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 14 2000,08:31
i see both sides of that...on the one hand, computers are awesome, because they never bitch you out for anything, but on the other hand, they dont give head...
Posted by aventari on Jun. 14 2000,15:46
ScruplaniS, i couldn't agree with you more. thats exactly how i feel most of the time. when i'm with friends and people i know it's completely different, but around anyone i dont realy know, i'm shy as a muthafucker. not conducive to relationships with the opposite sex either..

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Originally posted by ScruplaniS:

Well I'm sure there are lots of people like that out there, I am one of them. Give me a computer and I can usually talk with anyone, but meet them in person and I become almost scared of them. More shy than anything I think, but that's just me...

I believe it is because it is harder to judge a person online by looking at them, thier expression, how they are looking at you, etc. You meet a person online and all you can judge them by is previous posts and thier alias.



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Posted by Nero on Jun. 14 2000,18:19
In a related vein, girls, do guys swearing so goddamn much bother you? "Stop fucking lying" as opposed to "Please don't prevaricate"(sp?). They can't follow me so they complain about my language. Is it a turnoff, or do you even notice?

I just thought of this as I read the previous four posts or so. No offense guys, I'm not casting any stones.


Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 15 2000,01:54
nero, it depends on whether you sound like a redneck that has a father for a brother, etc. swearing every once in a while is fine. it's just a matter of when and where.

ex 1) if you're in a classy restaurant or store, and you start ranting and raving and swearing like a redneck, the girl will likely be annoyed.

ex 2) if you're watching the game, havin' a bud (of course, a non-american, non-watered down beer would be better), and your team loses or scores, swearing is acceptable.

it's all just a matter of the context of the situation.

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Posted by Nero on Jun. 15 2000,19:54
so it's ok to bitch at reggie for missing a freethrow, causing the game to be tied, and then ultimately losing in OT? i feel better. that bastard.

i'm frequently called a mexican(cherokee, assholes), but never a redneck. i guess it goes without saying that you don't say fuck if you're on a date, but obviously someone has. proving yet again the abundance of stupid people.


Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 16 2000,19:28
fuck yeah...im always cussing, but what gets on my nerves is when im around people who cant control themselves, like they come to my house and then curse around my parents. what dumb fucks
Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 17 2000,02:56
I use many four letter words in my speech, but I try not to do so without reason. One thing I have a problem with is excessive cussing in movies where its to the point that it's there for filler/shock effect, and doesn't add anything to the story, rather detracts from it. It also bothers me to hear people talk this way in public. I believe very much in showing other people a certain degree of courtesy that you would expect them to show you. But the one word that I despise hearing is the N word, even though it isn't a cuss as such. There's just no reason whatever to use it, except in a few movies where it is integral to the plot such as movies about integration and past racial prejudice, etc. There is no place for it people's daily speech.

Other than that, I'm a full fledged supporter of free speech. And if you cuss around my Mom, I'll waste your ass. I do have a pistol.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 17 2000,05:44
Ok I definately have something to add to this topic now. I curse so badly- not so much in my typing to others but certianly when Im hanging out with friends. I have had so many people mention this fact to me I've become very cognizant of it. I do try however to not curse because I believe it demeans my intelligence- I just find that some times the word "fuck" is the shortest distance between two points- y'know?

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 17 2000,19:46
Anyone besides me notice that we have gone off the topic of breasts?
just a thought

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 17 2000,22:51
It wouldn't be a BBS if we didn't get off topic =)

Back on topic:

All that matters to me is that a girl have bigger boobs than me. Small ones don't bother me so much as not having any at all.

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Posted by Zamt on Jun. 18 2000,01:59
Just posting this to make all you teenies jealous. My wife has 34D breasts. Real 34D breasts. And I get to play with them all the time. bobbidy bobbidy bobbidy.

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 18 2000,16:36
Nice try, but that doesn't even make me remotely jealous.

All it does is suggest that your wife is a fat cow =P j/k

But how are we to know she's not some skank ass hoe? Big boobs are nice and all, but it depends on what the whole package looks like more. A "large" chick that has big boobs doesn't nearly look as good as a in shape chick with big boobs.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 18 2000,23:43
so nice

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Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 19 2000,00:03
Size doesn't matter as much to me as shape. That's as much detail as I will go into now.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 19 2000,01:56
what I find funny is that guys actually discuss these things...
hrm
I dont know...I think my breasts look good for my body

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Posted by Happyfish on Jun. 19 2000,02:16
quote:
Originally posted by nautilus:
Although both sexes have both hormones, guys generally having more testosterone, and girls generally having more estrogen. (There is no such thing as having more male chromosomes, as some people have previously said)

Have you not heard of the XYY syndrome?
It's rare, but some people blame violent behaviour on it..main idea is that males who have an extra "Y" chromosone are "supermales" and are likely to commit aggressive crimes.


Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 19 2000,19:30
quote:
Originally posted by eng_man:
Nice try, but that doesn't even make me remotely jealous.

All it does is suggest that your wife is a fat cow =P j/k

But how are we to know she's not some skank ass hoe? Big boobs are nice and all, but it depends on what the whole package looks like more. A "large" chick that has big boobs doesn't nearly look as good as a in shape chick with big boobs.


just a thought - she's not likely a fat cow if she's a 34 - unless she's only 5 ft. tall or somethin.

i'm a 34D and i'm not a fat cow - mind you, i'm 5'10", so it's relative.

so guys, you talk so much about finding the "right shape" and all, but what exactly is that?

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 19 2000,21:10
I was just saying that just because his wife has big boobs doesn't mean she's attractive. I can think of plenty of examples of big boobs and chicks that got beat with the ugly stick. And there is no one perfect size, every guy has his own opinion on that.

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Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 20 2000,03:20
didn't mean size, just shape, as in perky vs. tear-drop.
just curious since i'm not a guy and don't know how guys think.

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Posted by nautilus on Jun. 20 2000,13:06
quote:
Originally posted by Happyfish:
Have you not heard of the XYY syndrome?
It's rare, but some people blame violent behaviour on it..main idea is that males who have an extra "Y" chromosone are "supermales" and are likely to commit aggressive crimes.


And there are also cases of people with XXX, XXY(Kleinfelter Syndrome), and X_(Turner Syndrome). But as the discussion was of the differences in behaviors between genetically normal men and women, I was speaking in those terms; these differences are not based on any rare syndromes. I was just trying to clarify that what people often confuse as having more/less male genes is actually just more/less male and female hormones.


Posted by Nene on Jun. 20 2000,13:31
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
guys thinking
now thats an oxymoron
j/k


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

*wipes tears from eyes*

whew....

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 20 2000,13:38
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
guys thinking
now thats an oxymoron
j/k




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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 20 2000,17:03
guys thinking
now thats an oxymoron
j/k

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 20 2000,22:34
quote:
Originally posted by rig_hater:
didn't mean size, just shape, as in perky vs. tear-drop.
just curious since i'm not a guy and don't know how guys think.

Well, IMO ... perky.

In the hopes that it'll take longer before they get saggy.

saggy boobs == _VERY_ BAD THING

But tear-drop is fine by me too =D

Hell, boobs in general are fine by me, but this isn't something I can generalize. If you'd like to send me an example I'll let you know if they're good or not.
BAAAAHAHAHAHA *sniff* Oh man ... if that works ...

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Posted by Client on Jun. 21 2000,08:24
Ansible: You'll get there buddy...being as young as i am (17 and male) and having as little experience with breasts as i have (i would say about 30 hours of direct breast enjoyment (which will defiantly be exponentially larger later in my life im hoping ) I can at least say: it's nice. In fact...all the motherly things are...when it comes to girls who aren’t your mother.

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Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 22 2000,01:23
yikes! and then, there was this horrible image of me looking after screaming children..... ugh!

i don't see how the "motherly" image could be all that attractive, but maybe i'm analyzing a mythical stereotype.

of course, then, there are always guys and their MILFs. (that's what the boyz refer to as mother's they like f$\%#ing - for those of you who don't know).

anyway, that entire "guys thinking" thing would be a small miracle. no offence guys, it's just, sometimes, your ideas are just so way off-base. okay, so, i'm digging myself in a hole here. nobody's a winner when it comes to "rational thinking". it's just that guys generally think with the brain below their shoulders rather than the one above, whereas us chickies don't.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 22 2000,02:11
Well breasts are for feeding children not for pleasure really...it just happens to be we get pleasure out of men touching them (and men get pleasure out of touching them too)
Guys definately need to start thinking with the big head....yeah definately

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Posted by Willy Pete on Jun. 22 2000,14:49
...and it's oh so better when you use your big head. Imagination adds to it tenfold.

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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 22 2000,21:01
quote:
Originally posted by rig_hater:
anyway, that entire "guys thinking" thing would be a small miracle. no offence guys, it's just, sometimes, your ideas are just so way off-base. okay, so, i'm digging myself in a hole here. nobody's a winner when it comes to "rational thinking". it's just that guys generally think with the brain below their shoulders rather than the one above, whereas us chickies don't.



Am i the only guy here that is getting a little pissed off with this sort of talk?

You are really saying that guys have less ability to think?

Female brains may be physically larger, but the ratio of grey/white matter is different. Any given volume of a male brain adds slightly more to the male brain than the same volume of female brain would to the female. The fact that on average the female brain is larger balances this out as far as average intelligence goes, but guys will gain more by every cubic centimeter of brain matter added than women. There are WAY more male than female geniuses, and guess who contributes the most to society? The great scientists : the geniuses. Male intelligence will continue to add more to society, more to science and give more to the race than female intelligence.

I hope i have been scientific enough for this to not be interpreted as a sexist rant..


Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 22 2000,23:39
quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:

Am i the only guy here that is getting a little pissed off with this sort of talk?

You are really saying that guys have less ability to think?

Female brains may be physically larger, but the ratio of grey/white matter is different. Any given volume of a male brain adds slightly more to the male brain than the same volume of female brain would to the female. The fact that on average the female brain is larger balances this out as far as average intelligence goes, but guys will gain more by every cubic centimeter of brain matter added than women. There are WAY more male than female geniuses, and guess who contributes the most to society? The great scientists : the geniuses. Male intelligence will continue to add more to society, more to science and give more to the race than female intelligence.

I hope i have been scientific enough for this to not be interpreted as a sexist rant..



Ah, but even the evil geniuses have mothers

Seriously, studies around the world have shown that men and women essentially have the same amount of computing power in their heads. The difference lies in what areas people excell in. Some of us are great at rational and practical thinking, others at theorizing, others have plenty of common sense, others are math geniuses or language geniuses, others have charisma, etc., etc., ad infinitum. Okay, so my latin isn't so great.

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 23 2000,00:21
Actually it was extremely sexist but I wont rant about that because I dont really feel like it.

However society is dominated by white hetrosexual men and this is why they "contribute" to society more-- not because women are less intelligent but because women on the whole are taken less serious by your "world"- so just because you have "scientfic proof" doesnt mean shit to me.

Sorry

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 23 2000,02:19
Chrissy

I really feel I should point out that at least Dustman can backup his arguement with something. Your whole arguement is that "society has made it this way" its "societies" fault that there ARE more male geniuses. Can you offer any other proof than "society is evil"?


Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 23 2000,02:21
Chrissy

I really feel I should point out that at least Dustman can backup his arguement with something. Your whole arguement is that "society has made it this way" its "societies" fault that there ARE more male geniuses. Can you offer any other proof than "society is evil"?


Posted by The_Hiro on Jun. 23 2000,03:15
DustMan: While I seldom agree with Chrissy's 'nurture' stance, I think she's got her heart in the right place and she does raise a lot of good points. I am more of a 'nature' type guy myself, but I try to maintain skepticism about scientific findings. I think that there's good reason to. Ever heard of phrenology?

As well, I don't know where you came up with the argument that the male brain is more 'efficient' then the female brain. Just because you've thrown some numbers around doesn't prove jack shit. All you've created is a false sense of precision - a dumb fallacy that every student of science should know to avoid.

It's not clear to me whether you're genuinely sexist and are intentionally using 'scientific' findings to mislead, or if you truly believe the malarky that you're expounding. Regardless, I think that you need to read up on philosophy of science before you start throwing scientific arguments around. You're giving science a bad name (and I hate that). I suggest you start with Thomas Kuhn's "Structure of Scientific Revolutions". Read that book and you'll realize that there are limitations to science. Follow that one up with a book by Trevor Pinch, "The Golem: What You Should Know About Science".


Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 23 2000,03:22
Proof?
Why does everything need to be backed up with proof?
Not that I can't do it.
But first before we start this little rant about nature vs nurture again my suggestion would be for you to read up on M. Foucault. He's a little hard to understand but once you get the gist of him you'll see where my argument comes from.

Until that point there isn't real much I can do to "disprove" your "nature" findings. My feeling is this. Science is great for explaining many things about our physical world. Once you get past the physical boundries you verge into the study of people (AKA Sociology)- people tend to want to explain people in the same way the explain the physical world but this cannot be done.

Again if anyone is interested on where I get these ideas they are all in Foucault's "Two Lectures" and many of his other writings. It may serve you well to expand how you think about the world. After all Im not the only one who believes that science doesnt "prove" everything.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 23 2000,10:26
wait wait wait, your going to law school, and you ask why things need to be backed up by proof??? oh my, you really ought to think twice about this profession.
Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 23 2000,11:45
Oh christ.

There are differences between the male and female brain structure. I am not saying women are less intelligent than men (on average.) The mean is the same. The standard deviation for men is higher due to the fact that male brain tissue is made up of a higher percentage of communicative tissue.

Yes. Most idiots are men. Most genius are men also. I am also not saying that there will be no females making significant advancements in science. However, it will probably be the people classed as genius that make this sort of discovery.. Most of these are men. I do not know the root of this difference in brain tissue makeup, but it is there.

I was responding to *YOUR* sexist comments about males being unable to think in the first place, so don't go telling me off for sexism.


Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 23 2000,12:29
quote:
Originally posted by The_Hiro:
DustMan: While I seldom agree with Chrissy's 'nurture' stance, I think she's got her heart in the right place and she does raise a lot of good points. I am more of a 'nature' type guy myself, but I try to maintain skepticism about scientific findings. I think that there's good reason to. Ever heard of phrenology?

As well, I don't know where you came up with the argument that the male brain is more 'efficient' then the female brain. Just because you've thrown some numbers around doesn't prove jack shit. All you've created is a false sense of precision - a dumb fallacy that every student of science should know to avoid.

It's not clear to me whether you're genuinely sexist and are intentionally using 'scientific' findings to mislead, or if you truly believe the malarky that you're expounding. Regardless, I think that you need to read up on philosophy of science before you start throwing scientific arguments around. You're giving science a bad name (and I hate that). I suggest you start with Thomas Kuhn's "Structure of Scientific Revolutions". Read that book and you'll realize that there are limitations to science. Follow that one up with a book by Trevor Pinch, "The Golem: What You Should Know About Science".


I did not argue that as a whole the average male brain is more efficient than the average female brain. There are differences in structure, but AFAIK the average intelligence for both is 100. This is how efficiency in the context you're talking about should be measured.

Nurture may do a fair amount to the formation of a brain, but these generally "go along" to some extent with genetic differences. There are differences in structure between male and female brains. It is inevitible that there will therefore be some advantages of one "design" over the other and vice versa.

There was an argument that there have been less famous female scientists than male due to the sexism in the scientific fraternity. I cannot deny this has happened, but the fact that male brain tissue is more made up by volume of grey matter, each new bit of brain communicates with the other bits of brain better and therefore any thought process taking place in that part of brain is better linked to the other parts of the brain, and therefore adds more per cubic centimeter.

It is more efficient volumetrically but not on average real-world situations. The people that develop world changing scientific theories arn't average people, however. Male brains have a higher standard deviation of intelligence, so more males will be found in this area naturally (although not quite so polarised as the past due to decreasing sexism in the scientific fraternity).

I read most of my information about brain structures from a scientific magazine, "Focus", article on the make-up of brain. Most of this logic is not my own.

I just plain don't like the suggestion that somehow my way of thinking gives science a bad name.


Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 23 2000,12:32
Hey Sithiee...kiss my arse
You guys want HARD SCIENTIFIC PROOF of what Im saying. First of all read a few sociological journals and then read some philosophical texts (like the ones Ive mentioned time after time after time) See the thing is no one actually wants to take the time to do any of these things and Im guessing there are several reasons for this.
1. Time
2. Laziness
3. You might actually have to think
4. Your precious opinion MIGHT be changed
I refuse to allow myself to be badgered on these posts because you guys don't want to take the time to even LOOK into my point of view. I have read a lot on the differences between "men" and "women" (after all I am a soc major part of the course is to deal with gender "differences") You think I pull all these thoughts where? OUT OF MY FUCKING ARSE? I don't-they come from readings of done, papers that have been writen (both by me and others) and from discussion and PLAIN OLD OBSERVATION.

I refuse to post until somone besides me reads a little bit more on what Im saying.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 23 2000,13:37
im not even bothering to read this discussion anymore, i just peruse it a bit, and i saw what you wrote about proof, and i felt the need to respond.
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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 23 2000,14:42
quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Hey Sithiee...kiss my arse
You guys want HARD SCIENTIFIC PROOF of what Im saying. First of all read a few sociological journals and then read some philosophical texts (like the ones Ive mentioned time after time after time) See the thing is no one actually wants to take the time to do any of these things and Im guessing there are several reasons for this.
1. Time
2. Laziness
3. You might actually have to think
4. Your precious opinion MIGHT be changed
I refuse to allow myself to be badgered on these posts because you guys don't want to take the time to even LOOK into my point of view. I have read a lot on the differences between "men" and "women" (after all I am a soc major part of the course is to deal with gender "differences") You think I pull all these thoughts where? OUT OF MY FUCKING ARSE? I don't-they come from readings of done, papers that have been writen (both by me and others) and from discussion and PLAIN OLD OBSERVATION.

I refuse to post until somone besides me reads a little bit more on what Im saying.



We disagree on a lot of things, chrissy, and i had hoped that you would not get personal because of it.

I am here for an intellectual discussion. If you want people to read information on your point of view, post links. We arn't all doing sociology degrees, so don't assume we should know everything you do on the subject, and i resent the implication that our opinions are not thought out just because they disagree with your own. If you are going to act like you need to have all the same qualifications as you before we can talk to you, then i'm sorry, i'm not going to engage in days worth of reading on everyone's opinion, does this mean i am not qualified to speak to you? if it does it means everyone else here is also, and you should talk to people in your class instead.

My arguments have always been founded on logic and science, and i will use whatever science i know to formulate sensible opinions and statements.

If you care for a civilised discussion, i am always open to this, but if you are more interested in a childish slanging match i shall not oblige.

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Posted by kuros- on Jun. 23 2000,15:00
DuSTman is correct about his assessment of volumetric "brainpower", Hellraiser does point out why these differences occur.

The vast majority of male geniuses have had the traits of female mentality that allow the male part, to be how can I say "enhanced" - to be able to make that creative jump in thought and understanding.

Despite your denials of the truth, Chrissy the vast majoity of studies that have taken place in neuroscience over the last five years have backed up DuSTman's case - it is also one of the reasons why funding in these projects has been cut - it is simply not acceptable to people these days, that this could be the case


Posted by XaSERaX on Jun. 23 2000,16:02
i love a solid handful, hmmm, i think im gonna call my gf, see if she wants to come over so i can play with those breasts,
breastsssessss, hmmmmmmmm

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Posted by The_Hiro on Jun. 23 2000,16:06
DustMan:

I'm glad to see that you provided your source and filled in some of the details. If I get the time, I'll look for the article myself. However, that doesn't really take care of some of the remarks you made earlier.

quote:
"There are WAY more male than female geniuses, and guess who contributes the most to society? The great scientists : the geniuses. Male intelligence will continue to add more to society, more to science and give more to the race than female intelligence.

I speculate that you made your sexist comments in anger. And I can 'partially' sympathize because I get tired of the endless tirades that are launched against men. The 'logic' behind male-bashing seems to be that 'two wrongs make a right.' Regardless, I think it would have been simpler if you'd just called the guilty parties on their game. As it stands, the wording of your post makes it appear as if you're using science to justify a sexist agenda ("Male intelligence will continue to..."). It puts you in a negative light, and if intentional, is a clear misappropriation of science.

Other issues: To start off, you should be aware that 'correlation does not equal causation'. i.e. Just because there have been more male scientists in the past, and men have different brain structures, does not mean that men have brains that make them better suited for scientific genius-hood (Even if men have more neural connections, what does this mean? Do you know how those connections are utilized? If you do, stand up and get your Nobel prize). A more parsimonious explanation for the skewedness of the sexes in the scientific community is that women have traditionally been barred and discouraged from scientific pursuits.

Secondly, attempting to back up any argument with findings from the cognitive sciences puts you on really shaky ground. Despite all the hoopla going on, and the frenetic pace that books on consciousness and neuroscience are being published at, we still know very little about how the human mind functions. Findings are continually being overturned, and there's very little consensus among community members. Check out any newsgroup or mailing list on the subject and you'll see that the 'truth' is continually being debated and revised.

Thirdly, science isn't the end-all, be-all. The 'truths' that scientists unearth have the power to take us to greater heights, but they can just as easily be abused (perhaps more so). I get a little bit worried when people glorify science. Zealotry, whether you're a religious fanatic or a science nut, is a bad thing - it means that you've got a pair of blinders on. Dangerous stuff.

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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 23 2000,16:16
All can be explained by science.

Not yet, admittedly, everything, but macrological systems are predictable.

Science will progress. Science will give more to society. What makes you proud to be a human? it's the achievements mostly. The complexity of our buildings, the phenomenal events, which are mostly bourne of science.

What do people associate most with human greatness? the moon landing. given to us by science. Science may not contribute everything to society, but it contributes a hell of a lot.

However, my conclusion was far stronger than my evidence. I have no sexist agenda. We must not lynch people simply because they state differences between the sexes, of which many do exist. However, as my evidence was not very reliable (a hazily remembered magazine article months back), and what i said appears to have caused a deal of offence, i apologise. It was not my agenda to promote a "male brains are better mindset" although i was a little strong for this not to be interpreted in this light. Again, i apologise.

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Posted by TonyDennis on Jun. 24 2000,16:26
Isn't this post supposed to be about breasts?

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Posted by rig_hater on Jun. 25 2000,18:38
*cringe*
sorry guys! i didn't mean to start up such a massive debate. i guess my post was based on a discussion i had with a bunch of my guy friends. we were discussing how when it comes to sex, and sexual things, a lot of the time, girls think about the consequences before saying yes, whereas a lot of guys prefer to persue the titty-touching opportunity without regard for its results. anyway, i don't want to sound sexist, cause i'm not. my comments were just based on a discussion i had with the boyz.

anyway, i was away all weekend and didn't know the mayhem i'd caused here. sorry!

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Posted by Ozymandias on Jun. 25 2000,21:45
Not only is this the longest thread I've seen, it's also made everyone think more than any other I've seen.

AND IT'S A THREAD ABOUT BREASTS.

I really think that speaks...Something of the average detonate.net forums poster.


Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 25 2000,23:51
In case you couldn't tell, this thread is about a lot more than breasts. Read it through. Also, if you visit the classroom forum here, there's a thread that's at eight pages about making Detnet shirts. So it would seem that we are more interested in what covers breasts than in breasts themselves.

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Posted by LinkDJ on Jun. 26 2000,16:14
Less Scientfic Stuff.
More ( . Y . )

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 27 2000,03:26
Chrissy..

Your the first one that broke? That was actully fairly shocking to me..

I think I should point out that sociology isn't really a science. Its a new age philosophy. Besides which, just because its written down in a book, doesn't make it true, and just because its taught at school doesn't make it right.

Chrissy, are there any internet links to this information you want us read so bad or do you want us to go out and buy the books? I'm fairly neutral here.. I'll read any articles you can post and form my own opinions about them, or any the other side can post as well.

And Chrissy, you talk about everyone else changing THIER opinions.. what about you changing YOUR opinion? Thats bordering on hipocracy.

Oh, and remember proof is no good unless you can display it to whomever is judging it/you.


Posted by Firefox on Jun. 27 2000,17:02
Just a question/comment...

One of the longest active threads is about breasts. Does anyone else need more proof that us humans are litte more than instinct-driven beasts of higher-than-average intelligence?

And a comment... how does every thread end up as a debate over the same thing... viewpoints and varying opinion? Interesting.


Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 27 2000,19:13
JS,
first of all...check out my IM PISSED OFF thread for the internet sites and books I suggested. Also something I didnt mention there was anything written by Foucault. That doesnt have to be anything specific (two lectures, queer theory anything of the like will do) Hes a little hard to read (just a warning)even the scholars have difficulty with him, dont be surprised if you do too.

Thats it

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Posted by Zamt on Jun. 29 2000,04:43
Sorry to bust in on the philosophy here, but just to reply to stuff, my wife is pretty damn hot. She works out every day and works at the front desk at a major resort here in lovely Phoenix. And you guys just know the front desk chicks are almost always hot. uh, oh, chrissy is going to yell at me know. Oh btw, sociology has nothing to do with brains. Brains are covered in psycology and neurology. Sociology has to do with the behavior of people, mainly in groups.
Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 30 2000,02:32
Actually
Sociology: The term has two stems- the latin socius (companion) and the Greek logos (study of)- and litterally means the study of the processes of companionship. In these terms, sociology may be defined as the study of the bases of social membership. More technically, sociology is the analysis of the structure of social relationships as constituted by social interaction, but no definition is entirely satisfactory because of the diversity of perspectives which is characterstic of the modern discipline.

SO ACTUALLY- Sociology is the study of SOCIAL INTERACTION (not just within groups but within people can we say Social Psychology?) It is the study of society- all aspects and facets.

And that last sentence tells you that there is NO specific definition of sociology because the disipline has changed so much over the past years.

Finally, while there is diagreement about the nature of sociology, there is some agreement about its importance. In defence of the discipline 1. It has contributed in detail, through numerous empirical studies, to the knowledge and understanding of modern societies; 2. It raises important questions about the nature of individual responsibility to law and morality by studying the social context of action; 3.It has contributed significantly to developments in other disciplines, especially history, philosophy, and economics; 4. It can be regarded as a new form of consciousness, particularly sensitive to the dilemmas of a secular, industrial civilization.

In order to really understand sociology as a whole you need to read up on some of the most predomiante sociologists of the late 19th and early 20th centuries (and maybe a few contemporaries)
People like:
Karl Marx "Capital" and "Communist Manifesto"
Emile Durkheim "Suicide"
Max Weber "Protestant Ethic and the Spirt of Capitalism" also "Economy and Society" (idea of Bureaucracy introduced)

Erving Goffman "Interaction Ritual"
C. Wright Mills "Power Elite" and "The Sociological Imagination"
Michel Foucault "History of Sexuality" and "Two Lectures" (anything actually "Madness and Civilization" "Discipline and Punish" "The order of things" etc)
T. Parsons "The structure of social action" "The social stystem"

Well that should give you a good start to understanding the nature of sociology as a discipline. =P

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Posted by Zamt on Jun. 30 2000,03:21
Uh, Chrissy, I was offering up a real stripped down definition of sociology to make the point that sociology has nothing to do with the physical aspects of brains, which is what everyone was talking about. You certainly are a fountain of info about it tho. Um, I love boobies.
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