Forum: The Classroom
Topic: I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
started by: Proteun

Posted by Proteun on May 26 2000,18:13
I was sitting here the other day wondering what the heck everybody that posts in here looks like. So i figured i'd try to start up a little, "Post your picture in here to see what everyone looks like because it could be fun but it will probably fail because nobody wants anyone to know who they are because they're trying to start a social life and if they're seen anywhere on detnet their life will be ruined" So I decided that I'd go first. This picture was taken a little while ago, and the only thing that's different about me is i've lost the gut.


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Posted by Proteun on May 26 2000,18:17
How the 'ell do you edit your posts in this dirty program, i was trying to go like this:

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Posted by eng_man on May 26 2000,18:21
Damn dude, you're getting all sorts of cool posts.

Hopefully we won't be the only ones that post, but who gives a rats ass?

Last step before orange =)

< =)

Excuse the crappy quality of the pic. That's what happens when you can't find a camera around so you try to take a picture of yourself with a polaroid at night with the flash on. Oh well.

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Posted by incubus on May 26 2000,21:26
< Cover your eyes >.

No im not nice looking, perhaps that's why im a nice guy. lol.

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Posted by jim on May 27 2000,07:35
< http://www.brewsandcues.com/gawkers/ >

ROCK CLIMBING IS THE SHIT!!!
And yes I used to be a US Marine. Semper Fi!!

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 27 2000,18:40
Check MY hunkin bod. ;-p
< http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/gegold/personguy/portrayals.html >

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Posted by VinkFloyd on May 28 2000,02:13
May 18, 1999
I'm the one with the green lightsaber.

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Posted by iso9k on May 28 2000,03:21
sure try this
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Posted by caseman984 on May 28 2000,08:26
kickin scooter man, I'll post my pic as soon as I can find the da,mn thing...

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Posted by Kayy on May 28 2000,08:31
Well, if you really want my pic, I only have this version available right now, til I can be fux0red to r35c4n my photo(s).

Please excuse the green garishness of it, its from my rather digital/green lcd style from my last site...

If this actually works, this message wont get edited, if it doesnt, it'll get edited, and I'll send a nasty email to cr0 for not supporting the UBB tag I just tried to use.


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Posted by Kayy on May 28 2000,08:34
It actually worked... woohoo!

Shame I mis-spelled the url to the image, but we arent all perfect (especially after 31hrs awake with 23 or those hourse on this computer).

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Posted by sjmurdoch on May 28 2000,09:42
Finally I managed to find one taken in the last 5 years, shame it was a sunny day and I was squinting.


Steven Murdoch.
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Posted by ch1ckie on May 28 2000,22:59
Isn't posting your pic on detnet the first step to becoming a porn star? no wait, that's stile...... here's my pic anyhow


- crobar groupie

and btw, no wonder Proteun was the first to post his picture, he's damn hot ;\


I say cr0bar gets his pic up here, but then again, that may subject him to stalkers or hitmen.


Posted by SLATE on May 29 2000,00:14
Hey ch1kie, you are hot :)
How old be j00!! t311 m3 0r i'11 h4X0r j00

Oh wait..
i heard that doesnt help pic up ch1kies..
but for some reason i think you'll understand...

i love you ch1kie!! :P


Posted by cr0bar on May 29 2000,01:52
For now I shall just smile and nod approvingly. (cr0bar can't afford a digcam)

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Posted by Vigilante on May 29 2000,10:05
/me sighs dreamily

Lets see what I've got here...


Posted by Revenant on May 29 2000,10:47
Ok here is few pics of me, hopefully they don't break your monitor *lol* < www.networksplus.net/rread/robpg3ht.htm >
Sorry about them being fuzzy and dark, my scanner bites.

Posted by ch1ckie on May 29 2000,12:11
slate; you read my article :D

and i say we all pitch in to buy cr0bar a digicam


Posted by Nene on May 29 2000,12:49
Here's me

okay, so I'm not a big poster anymore! I've been busy, life kind of gets in the way. That and I've been introduced to Quake. Amazing how that sucks up your time.

Kisses, Nene

NenePic

(lets see if I got it right, blah)

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Posted by iconoclast on May 29 2000,16:52

stuff
Posted by Proteun on May 30 2000,13:21
*blush* well shucks ch1ckie, I wouldn't go so far as to say that. But thanks

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Posted by ch1ckie on May 30 2000,20:39
damn... what's with all the hotties... :D

i've been dedicated to detnet ever since cr0bar posted my article. Send all gifts and money to the cr0bar webcam fund.... i'm sure i'm not the only one who wants to see him naked...kidding of course.


Posted by SLATE on May 30 2000,23:23
I'm gettin pictures of my LAN party soon..
i'll put up a link..
and oh yeah, ch1kie, im a 31337 hax0r f00l and i'11 hax0r your name on microshafts website and deface whitehouse.gov in your name..
cause im so 1337... i'll use my 31337 401 pr0g to hax0r... and it'11 be 1337

umm
thats enough

*ANYONE THAT TALKS LIKE THAT SHOULD BE SHOT*
kidding of course...
and i wanna see cr0bar neked too
...
umm..
i mean ch1kie?
hehe
ok
its late
im lame
12:23am on a schoolnight
DOH
bye


Posted by xaustinx on May 31 2000,00:18
i have a webcam woohoo.. and having a webcam opens sooooooooooo many doors when there's girls with scanners or webcams.... i would post a pic.. but that destroys the whole anonymous thing i got going on as of now.. soo.. yeah
the girl with the red hair is hella cute.. ne1 got her icq # / IM screename?
Posted by entirelynaked on May 31 2000,00:22
ch1ckie i don't know what you mean...*damn... what's with all the hotties... (i hope you're not suggesting me and proteun...*sniff*)

k i'm trying to be l337 and design a skin for my sonique player, but i guess i just sux0r, if there is anyone who 0wns and can help me, cr0bar i know you did one for winamp, any advice?

k bye


Posted by Lizzy on May 31 2000,00:31
Try the Winamp thread in the Rants forum, maybe?

/me says hi


Posted by entirelynaked on May 31 2000,05:07

'tis i, entirelynaked... friend of Proteun, sayer of really lame things, *but that's aight* nice to see all you guys replying to this shtuff, ch1ckie j00 0vvn! and everyone else... um.. k i'm done

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Posted by SLATE on May 31 2000,08:17
I've always wondered what the hell HST stands for......

h4x0r 574nd4rd t1m3?

is cr0bar just 'so 1337' that he has his own 'fux0red' time zone?

and hey ch1kie, of course i read your article.... i always get to know a ch1kie first

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Posted by simulacrum on May 31 2000,09:28
Slate, what the hell does this have to do with this thread? And the time zone has been disucssed in the dates thread as well. It's Hawaii Standard Time. Oh, and you're pretty l33t with your hax0r speak.
Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,11:21
HEH, i think i remember simulacram from another thread (WHAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!
), and let me quote...

"Everytime I hear someone saying that lame ass phrase, I want to rip out their pubic hair and stuff their mouth full of it, just to shut them up."

hahaha, thats the sickest thing i've ever heard ;\

and yea people, get some more pictures up here; gives me something to look at.


Posted by Wolfguard on May 31 2000,11:32
here we go...this is me

Such a sad pic of me, the realy sad part is it dont get much better.

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Posted by Lordbrandon on May 31 2000,16:59
lemmie see if this works

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Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,19:55
heh yea, wolfguard does look like one of those 70's porn stars...

oh and lordbrandon: i'm sure my friend will be THRILLED when i tell her some I-net guy likes her eyes *grin*

and btw guy, you can delete your msgs/edit them if you make mistakes.

MORE PICS GUYS, COME-ON. I'm building up a collection here, kinda like my last years "IRC guys are ugly" project; this can be my "detnet guys are porn stars" project.


Posted by ch1ckie on May 31 2000,20:16
THERE, i got a new pic scanned; from my senior prom

you know what i hate about UBB...is that in order to have an image i have to upload it to my webpage first, HEH, you can have everyone uploading *.* into the forum i guess

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Posted by SLATE on May 31 2000,20:42
100kxoring h07 a5 u5u41 ch1kie


Posted by Kayy on May 31 2000,21:07
Well ch1ckie, if you really want another pic of me (you dont really, I know) I guess you can have another, though it is also in that garish green digital/lcd style that accompanies my current site...

All my pictures come with health warnings BTW.

And also, the image quality on that is really crappy, my scanner was having a bad day when I did that...

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Posted by jim on May 31 2000,21:39
Captain Jim says: Eat more fish!


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Posted by jim on May 31 2000,21:43
Well here's me at 17:

And I guess this would be the most recent...

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Posted by cr0bar on May 31 2000,22:10
Does someone want to tell me why there's a guy with a squashed head on the last page? :-P

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Posted by SLATE on May 31 2000,22:26
cause he didnt know what he was doin.......
with the img.....
cr0bar.. do me a favor...
rename my lam0r thingy to one who tries to submit original news way too late all the fucken time
thanks in advance :P

(LAN party pics will be up soon - friday I hope.. Shoprite takes forever to develope them... there are 2 pics of my brother, Freggz, gettin spanked (literally) by Igs... Then there is the picture of me in pure concentration tryin to snipe some motherfucker.. ok, im done now.. why did i use parenthesis anyways)

and, no, my sig isn't true.. in fact, its not funny..... but a retard said it once to me so it was funny.. yeah, thats it

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Posted by HardKase on Jun. 01 2000,00:16
DANGER - THE PERSON IN THE FOLLOWING PIC WAS HUNGOVER - DANGER

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,00:41
quote:
Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
lemmie see if this works



thanks ch1kie


Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,00:48
ok i feel like a jack ass

i do not haxor html


Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,00:53
someone wanna tell me how to del posts

then revoke my "L337 h4xor" rcon


Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 01 2000,00:53

fullscreen: < http://boomgames.com/images/dyn/razercpl/me4.jpg >

taken from our press coverage of razercpl

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Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,05:00
gaff!
Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,05:02
next try


Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,05:17
I think wolfguard lools like a pimpin 70's pr0n starr
Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,05:42
whats up ch1kie? a-s-l

Tell your friend she has pretty eyes.
and your not so bad yourself. *hot damm!*


Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 01 2000,05:44
Does every server room have an omniview with lable tape on it?
Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 01 2000,05:56
Wolfgard: Is that a CADDY loading cdrom i see behind you?

I feel the need to wash my eyes.


Posted by SLATE on Jun. 01 2000,06:16
to delete, click the edit button.. its next to the posting date.. looks like pen and paper and says edit/delete post.. then check off the checkbox that says delete? blah blah..
click submit.. all gone!
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 01 2000,06:29
Wow...every one is saying i look like a 70s porn star. I dont know if i should be upset or happy. Now if i was only hung like a porn star life would be good

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 01 2000,06:34
thats a cool thing...
i have asub in school that looks like a 70's pornstar and everyone loves the guy cause hes cool... porn is good
also, where was that pic taken? looks like you got some old machines behind you.. 486's?
Posted by HardKase on Jun. 01 2000,07:23
heh
im actually suprised
when this thread started , i was expecting alot of ugly mofos.

well, i was completly wrong .. heh with the exception of me of course

hope ya'll dun mind me bringing down the quality of this thread :P
hehe

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 01 2000,08:41
SLATE:
I had to go look! I cant even remember what is in my own server room, how bad is that!
they are P90s(just as bad) and they are acting as QnX servers(what most of our equipment runs on). Its a unix type enviroment is all i realy know about them. Cant see the 3 3000 and the 6000 on the floor under the rack or the unix tower that the cad people use.(thing rocks as a q2 server!)

So im guessing that it cool to look like an old porn star?

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 01 2000,10:02
you see, being a pr0n star means you got some mad poontang back in the day heheh
ok
yeah
thats cool

bye
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Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 01 2000,12:10
I'll show you mine as soon as I get a scanner. A rough idea of what it looks like: my eyes are below my forhead, but above my mouth, and my nose is situated partly below and between my eyes. My chin is below my mouth, and my hairline is above my forhead.

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 01 2000,14:19
Hellraiser... you sound sexy.. err umm
did i say that outloud?.. damn i need to learn to keep my mouth shut...

my eyes are near my mouth but closer to my ass and my butt smells bad cause my nose is there too and im rambling and im not even funny

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Posted by eng_man on Jun. 01 2000,19:13
Heh, cute ... oh don't make me get out the pics of my little bro and sis.

Always good for getting girls to say "awww they're soooo cute." Never fails.

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Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 02 2000,05:00
HAHAHA jim, that is the cutest picture i have ever seen...the one with the pirate hat....
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 02 2000,06:38
er...Slate? It sounds like you might have your head up your ass again. Just pull on your sholders real hard and it sould pop right out

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Past and future pr0n star :)


Posted by Anztac on Jun. 02 2000,07:12
Hey! Thanks Wolf! I needed someone to tell me how to do that! Whenever I asked people they would take offense ("Hey, do you know the proper operationing procedure for removing your head from your ass?" or "perhapes you know from experience, I'm pretty sure you do, how do you take your head out of you ass?")! I don't know why. It smells so much better out here!

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 02 2000,07:57
Yea, I figured you needed a little help so I decided to share my vast wisdom with you. I have a lot of personal experience with Rectal-Cranial inversion syndrome.

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2000,07:58
Ahh...Fresh meat!

name what that is from for a prize....
and no, it wont be my pic, because by the time i get my pic, i'll be a 1337 hax0r or something... damnit.. stupid shoprite is supposed to get film back the next day..
lets just say i brought it in tuesday and still not back yet..
now to convince mommy to get a digital camera and a 1200dpi color printer w/1000's of sheets of photopaper and crapola like that
the rambling seems to never cease...

read both my topics damnit!


Posted by Proteun on Jun. 02 2000,12:50
"Fresh meat!!!" Could be a line from Tremors. "New Meat" Cool Hand Luke. "Fresh Fish" Is in the Shawshank Redemption. Am i even on the right track? I want the prize!!!!!

I'm happy with the way you guys have responded to my topic. It's great to know who i'm talking to.

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Posted by incubus on Jun. 02 2000,13:09
Ahhhh, fresh meat!

What a fucking game ... it's from Blood, by Monolith. Duke Nukem 3dish style gothic shoot-em-up, WICKED multiplayer.

He says it as he's entering the first building with the doube doors with the key found from the zombie in the graveyard.

Do i get a prize? )))

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2000,13:45
both wrong...........
Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2000,13:50
maybe you're right..
but thats not what im thinkin of.........

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i just realized that there are 68 replies... so taht means that this post is #69
hehe
ok
bye

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2000,15:08
and 1500 on the board..
err sorry
had to do it

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Posted by Ansible on Jun. 02 2000,16:11
I'll post my pic once my digicam gets back from being RMA'd.
Posted by SLATE on Jun. 05 2000,08:32
< http://www.geocities.com/iamslate/lanslate.html >

Here is my pic... im fraggin someone right now...
they face the wrath of my 1-hit sniper rifle......
muahahahah

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Posted by jjw on Jun. 05 2000,18:48
< http://www.jjw.cx/friends/jandm.jpg >

[i'm the guy, not the girl =)]

if this all runs together, it means i thought you didnt have to use the (p) tag to start a new paragraph =)


Posted by Happyfish on Jun. 05 2000,19:26
Me:

So what about me ch1ckie? Am I worthy of your 'collection'?

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Posted by caseman984 on Jun. 05 2000,20:58
heh.. ok somehow I feel really young all of the sudden, lots of you people are older than me! Geez... I feel like the only 15 yearold here oh well. I'll put some pics up once my mom gives me the files.. lol I am young

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Posted by jim on Jun. 05 2000,21:16
That's pretty young.... I turn 25 on Monday! ROCK ON!!!!

GO STARS!!!

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 05 2000,21:25
im 16

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Posted by caseman984 on Jun. 06 2000,11:49


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Posted by ch1ckie on Jun. 06 2000,12:06
am 17?
Posted by Lordbrandon on Jun. 06 2000,21:29
"Ahhh fresh meat" is what the butcher says in diablo I.
Posted by incubus on Jun. 07 2000,02:27
muddyfunster, I can't believe I didnt get that. I played that on Bnet for 3 years! Perhaps it cos I was always in Hell =)

mike

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 07 2000,08:08
We have a winner!

Now for your prize... you can have the cool, leet email address of LordBrandon@the-streets.net!

And you are invited to be a beta tester when the time comes. (If you don't have half-life, you suck :P )

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Posted by Ansible on Jun. 07 2000,08:56


w00t.


Posted by Anztac on Jun. 07 2000,12:41
my do you look happy
Posted by Ansible on Jun. 07 2000,21:44
I'm a bubbling bundle of joy.
Posted by Hellraiser on Jun. 08 2000,10:37
Here goes. That's me holding my nephew.
< (Edit) Sorry, crosswinds doesn't let me link directly to the picture. >

Cutest little guy you ever saw. He's walking now, but he doesn't say much.

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Posted by Rol3x on Jul. 16 2000,23:06
wonder if im 1337 enough to get my pic up here.


i wish i could go back in time and hax0r the guy who took this terrible pic.


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Posted by Rol3x on Jul. 16 2000,23:21
took me a try or 2... or 4.
Posted by Alarion on Sep. 14 2000,11:31
Ok, yes I am aware this thread is hella old But, I am the new guy here, so I figure I will flash my blurry self at you guys

My hair was actually real short (like clipper-length short).. but those shadows just fecked that all up!
*note to self - do not ever, NEVER NEVER buy a cheap digital camera - thank god that camera wasn't mine*

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Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 14 2000,12:31
the only pic of me is way to huge to post here

< im not the dog >

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Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 14 2000,12:46
holy shit, Wolfguard looks like my school's computer tech person who hates me for getting into the system and changing the wall paper daily. are you following me?!
Posted by kuru on Sep. 14 2000,16:59
since someone else revived this dead thread... here it is. a picture of the one, the only KURU!!


aren't i a cute little prion?

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Posted by directhex on Sep. 14 2000,18:50
holy shit! how can a guy as big headed as me not have a folder full o' pics of myself? i'm gonna have to look into this...

--directhex

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Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 14 2000,23:44
Despite the subheading under my nick, I am quite the lamer. Even if I had a digitized pic of my wonderfully ugly self, I wouldn't know how to post it. Can one of you guys (meant in the sense; you all, I'm not saying just guys) tell me how? I will modify this post later once I get the pic and the info.

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Warning: it may cause nightmares....


Posted by kai on Sep. 15 2000,02:26
I 'spose if everyones doin it


< this, >
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Posted by kuru on Sep. 15 2000,02:45
boze: use the UBB img tag, or you can just post a link to a webpage by just typing the link.

the help for the UBB stuff is right on the left when you click to reply, you click where it says *UBB Code is ON and follow the directions

or just email all photos directly to kuru.
j/k dude, i hope that helps.

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'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by Greedo on Sep. 15 2000,12:58
< http://webhome.idirect.com/~argordon/generalpics/babyg.jpg >
here i am, at a very young age, standing with a bowl on my noggin. ohhhh yeah. stylish.
also take note of the wicked shirt i wear and incredible hair style.
< http://webhome.idirect.com/~argordon/generalpics/keith.JPG >
and here i am again, at the current age of 17, reading salinger in the shade with my bike not far away... aahhh ... life is good. too bad the photo is absolute CRAP.

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Posted by Rol3x on Sep. 15 2000,13:09
i just want to say that i felt real stupid when i posted my pic, no one said anything about how shitty i looked, and then the thread was almost ignored. and i want to see a pic of kuru and the rest of the girls on here, dammit.
Posted by Kayy on Sep. 15 2000,16:32
!Newsflash!

This juvenile delinquent known as 'Kayy' has been caught and imprisoned after many times hacking the FBI database at Langley and posting pictures within of the FBI Director from his holiday at the farm.

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When darkness calls and the pain and suffering begin again, you can guarantee that I shall be the instigator.
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Kevin "Kayy" Beadle, The Proprietor and Innovator of Kayyos-Vx WebDesigns.

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Posted by jim on Sep. 15 2000,18:04

or

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >


Posted by hair on Sep. 18 2000,02:08
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
holy shit, Wolfguard looks like my school's computer tech person who hates me for getting into the system and changing the wall paper daily.

Getting into the system and changing the wallpaper...

You are truly '1337'.

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Posted by NiGHTS_01 on Sep. 20 2000,04:39
Hmmm... Mine used to get mad at me for "hacking" into the library's system and giving people overdue books... Wait, no... I lie... He never found out about that. :P

(PS: Sorry for reviving the thread, so here's a crappy black and white picture of me to make it all better.)

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"Is this real, or am I dreaming?"


Posted by Proteun on Sep. 21 2000,22:04
Wow, High School, i remember that. I would change my screensaver and system fonts everyday when I was board in my keyboarding class. Then the teacher found out I was putting changing the screensavers. So in order to keep me in line she put a password on the screensaver because she was retarded. I continued to change the screensaver, but i had to ask her to come over everytime I stepped AFK because I couldnt' get out of the screensavers I put on, and she told me that I would be in big trouble if i took the password off. "People like blood sausage, people are morons"

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Like a flash I'm out-
-Proteun


Posted by peregrin on Sep. 26 2000,18:43
well, i dont know any of the new people here. i started last year, but had some issues over the summer. i have an intention to post some more tomorrow, including a pic. gosh, the memories.
Posted by Rol3x on Sep. 30 2000,01:53
just thought id ad one of my updated pics. just took this today (the 29th) since i finally have gotten my computer back after all of that NY pot scandal type shit.



Posted by pengu1nn on Sep. 30 2000,05:06
i finally have a pic!

< click on the pic for a bigger pic >

don't try to order me (management might get pissed if they see a order for me!)

This message has been edited by pengu1nn on September 29, 2000 at 12:17 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 30 2000,23:41
Hair: thats the only thing he knows i do. i do plenty of other things. change people's passwords, chang ethe security password (gotta love that) and once i changed a person's classes. mwahahahaha.

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Posted by directhex on Jan. 08 2001,18:10
hot(ish) off the presses, here's the only existing jpeg of me. i'm the male-looking one.

try not to have too many nightmares.

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm


Posted by directhex on Jan. 08 2001,18:18
sorry. it's a bit big. it's not on my webspace. :-(

*apologises profusely*

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm


Posted by Rshias on Jan. 08 2001,19:48
< http://www.bardstown.com/~aragorn/a5.jpg >

The very essense of a geek, right?


Posted by kai on Jan. 10 2001,00:52
the fact that you have aragorn for a user name kinda hints at it.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?


Posted by Rshias on Jan. 10 2001,10:24
Well, I certainly try. The sad thing is, I actually had to get a job at the ISP, told the original aragorn that his username violated some obscure rule and had him change it. Now it's mine. muhaha.
Posted by peregrin on Oct. 16 2001,11:01

i always wanted to do this, but never had the chance. now i am teh win. or something.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 16 2001,12:00
Did you just get shit out that giant asshole behind you?

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L33T_h4x0r_d00d you are the king of obscure references - miNus


Posted by Observer on Oct. 16 2001,13:00
::sigh:: So many of those pic links are dead now. Almost like a ghost town or something.

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."


Posted by peregrin on Oct. 16 2001,13:23
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Did you just get shit out that giant asshole behind you?


exactly which asshole? half the assholes on this topic have died. i dont think they've been doing much shitting lately.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 16 2001,14:15
Um... does this look wrong to anyone else.


Rhydant
l33t hax0r
Posts: 1232
From:San Diego
Registered: Dec 2000


posted September 14, 2000 07:31 AM
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the only pic of me is way to huge to post here
im not the dog

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UT 0wnz j00 all!

Peregrin, Im talking about that huge asshole your sitting on the sphinkter of in the the pic you posted.

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L33T_h4x0r_d00d you are the king of obscure references - miNus


Posted by peregrin on Oct. 16 2001,14:23
got it. the "asshole", as you so eloquently put it, is actually the drainage tunnel where i got my senior pictures shot. it was pretty funny once i figured out what you were talking about, though.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 16 2001,15:51
l33t - since the last forum crash cr0 forgot to set several people's reg'ed dates to the correct month. I actually registered in september 2000, and you can find posts by me around then.
Posted by incubus on Oct. 16 2001,16:05

My hair wivout wax in it. Duck, and cover.


Posted by peregrin on Oct. 16 2001,16:10
w00t!!! lame thread revival!!!

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 16 2001,18:58
I think we are all better off not seeing some of the members on here...

Posted by miNus on Oct. 16 2001,22:19
I wouldn't mind seeing more of you

Don't make me post my pic (actually, I'm going to anyway, don't worry, I don't think I'll scare anyone too badyly )


Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 17 2001,00:42
http:// bah, forget it. I don't really want you to know what I look like anyways.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by miNus on Oct. 17 2001,00:50
It's ok, I know already. I saw that movie.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 17 2001,01:49
Here's the only pic of myself I'll ever post online:

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on October 17, 2001 at 08:50 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 17 2001,05:42
stupid forum. always screwing shit up.

btw, incubus' hair do scares me.


Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 17 2001,05:44
Grrrr....

As for incubus he's just expressing himself, aerodynamically </lame movie (class act)>

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D


Never argue with an idiot...he may be doing the same thing


Posted by Hellraiser on Oct. 18 2001,01:31
Ascii: no wonder. You look like someone took a shit on your face.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 18 2001,19:33
???

What you say!?!

You are on your way to destruction!


Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 18 2001,19:49
make your time
Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 18 2001,20:04
Move 'Zig'.

For great justice.


Posted by chmod on Oct. 18 2001,21:38
no, he looks like that guy on Home Improvement who couldnt show his face or something.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 18 2001,23:32
quote:
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Here's the only pic of myself I'll ever post online:


Where did you pick those sun glasses up at? They look like something my dorky step dad would wear to be funny!


Posted by ASCIIMan on Oct. 18 2001,23:57
Those would be my Serengettis. They're not really that hard to find.
Posted by veilside on Oct. 19 2001,00:26
quote:
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Those would be my Serengettis. They're not really that hard to find.
ha, those are like the sunglasses the beastie boys wear in the sabatoge video.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 21 2001,05:38
quote:
Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
Those would be my Serengettis. They're not really that hard to find.

Those would be the glasses that are like 跾 and claim to make you see like an eagle.... etc.

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Sugar in the bowl,
Coffee in the cup.
Poke her in the butt,
and you wont knock her up.


Posted by hal0 on Oct. 21 2001,21:10
evil eye..

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"that's even better! hot lesbian witches.. think about it, it's fucking genius!" - charlie sheen


Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 21 2001,23:53
ah heck, why not. i've been too lazy to scan a recent one so heres one from may...

< >

oh and that chick, pretend she isn't there cause she isn't.

This message has been edited by MattimeoZ80 on October 22, 2001 at 08:06 PM


Posted by shifter on Oct. 23 2001,02:01
Me grinding one out.

For those of you who guessed, you obviously guessed correctly And if the picture doesn't explain, then I dunno what will

This message has been edited by shifter on October 23, 2001 at 09:03 PM


Posted by askheaves on Oct. 23 2001,04:00
Why are you back, dipshit? Couldn't get enough of us?
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 23 2001,04:59
< Like I said... >

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on October 24, 2001 at 11:53 AM


Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 23 2001,06:49
i know we're not trying to use being a drummer as an excuse...?

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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.


Posted by shifter on Oct. 23 2001,08:37
I lub you guys. And, uh, heaves? Technically, I was never gone.

What's playing the drums got to do with anything?

This message has been edited by shifter on October 24, 2001 at 03:41 AM


Posted by SLATE on Oct. 23 2001,10:51
NO WAY... SHIFTER = .... NO WAY....
Oh god.. thats the .. wow.. i don't know what to say. I feel like a murder just got solved.. What the fuck. Holy shitze
wow.

you were right chmod
damn


Posted by Neophyre on Oct. 23 2001,11:10
you're always wearing those god damn oakleys.... are they surgically attached to your head?
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Oct. 23 2001,13:52
quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
Me grinding one out.


So your the guy behind syf0n fingering the ghetto blaster?

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trying to use fortran is like trying to insert pineapples in your ass... it just aint right. -DKB

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on October 24, 2001 at 10:15 AM


Posted by EvilGenius on Oct. 23 2001,15:39
quote:
Originally posted by shifter:
What's playing the drums got to do with anything?

that's my point... *shrug*


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 23 2001,16:55
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
NO WAY... SHIFTER = .... NO WAY....

Dude, it wasn't exactly a mystery.

quote:
[august 2]here's one of me and my ride [img - ferrari] a couple of weeks ago


oh, and my personal fav:

quote:
[july14]I hope I don't get flamed for just asking, but what happened to 'syf0n' that's so bad? Everyone refers to him in the past tense. At least, it sounds that way.

Haha…you dumbass.


Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,20:33
quote:
Originally posted by Neophyre:
you're always wearing those god damn oakleys.... are they surgically attached to your head?

you never know when the roof is going to blow off and it's going to be sunny outside.


Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,20:35
whisky -- actually, the guy in the picture is one of my buddies, in his dad's 360. His name is dan.

I thought that little bit of dissemination worked pretty well. why am I a dumbass for it?


Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 23 2001,20:46
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
you never know when the roof is going to blow off and it's going to be sunny outside.

yea and you never know when the roof is going to cave in and kill you (and make everyone happy)


Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 23 2001,21:32
last 20 or so posts in this thread really explain a lot of things
Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,22:59
yeah...
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 23 2001,23:08
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
I thought that little bit of dissemination worked pretty well. why am I a dumbass for it?

Because it didn't work well.

And because you thought it did.


Posted by syf on Oct. 23 2001,23:22
Well hey, it worked on slate!
Posted by peregrin on Oct. 23 2001,23:59
and that is suppossed to be impressive? (no offense, slate)

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by syf on Oct. 24 2001,00:52
why, yes....yes it is!
Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 24 2001,01:34
uhm...
i dont know what to say. mainly because i dont know what the FUCK is going on.
ฤ says that cr0 might do some banning tonight
Posted by Vulu on Oct. 24 2001,03:39

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.:< JB >:.


Posted by SLATE on Oct. 24 2001,04:31
hey there vulu, long time no see
Posted by Wiley on Oct. 24 2001,12:54
Ok, what the hell.
Me at a strip club during Mardi Gras. (I wanted to obstain from posting the pic of me in front of the computer being the geek that I am)


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 24 2001,17:06
Is that the only pic you have vulu? Cause I have seen it before...
Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 24 2001,18:12
i thought u'd recognize the place by the neon signs
Posted by Wiley on Oct. 24 2001,18:56
I stayed at the Marriott, it was a blast.
Drank a lotta Huge Ass Beers from the Huge Ass Beer place. Gave out a lot of beads. Saw a lot of nekidness.

MMmmMMmmm BEEEEEEER


Posted by syf on Oct. 24 2001,19:27
The Marriot in the quarter? korn, the whole of Bourbon street looks exactly the same, in thie following alternating pattern: neon sign, stripper, hooker, neon sign, stripper, hooker...occaisonally there's some gay guys fucking in an alley. That's New Orleans.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 24 2001,20:31
Wiley - Century City, eh?

Why, you're but a stone's throw away.

(well, maybe a really *light* stone...thrown by a bionic arm...into the wind...but hey!)


Posted by peregrin on Oct. 24 2001,21:31
vulu looks exactly like this guy i went to high school with. that's so frackin weird.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 25 2001,02:05
Whiskey, where you at?
I actually live in Irvine and commute to Century City to work (130 miles a day) at 4am. It sucks, but the pay is good
Posted by Wiley on Oct. 25 2001,02:09
For those of you with no webspace, picture posting is available at:
ftp.cbk.net/uploads
username: detonate
password: detonate
the URL to view is : < http://www.cbk.net/detonate/filename.ext >
If you have IE5.5 or greater you can upload via the browser (drag and drop onto the window) here:
< ftp.cbk.net/uploads >
Don't ask me questions on how to FTP, look it up. And don't fuck with my ftp server, I'm trying to be nice over here.
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Oct. 25 2001,02:22
I used to live in Irvine and Newport - I was on the peninsula until last summer. Back in Long Beach now.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on October 25, 2001 at 09:25 PM


Posted by syf on Oct. 25 2001,05:28
Where'd you stay in New Orleans? S'where I live.
Posted by just_dave on Oct. 28 2001,16:18
Figured I might as well jump in

Posted by Vulu on Oct. 28 2001,17:35
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
hey there vulu, long time no see

I've been busy squandering my youth.

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Is that the only pic you have vulu? Cause I have seen it before...

No. It's the only pict I feel like putting up. I really don't care enough to upload any recent ones.

quote:
Originally posted by peregrin:
vulu looks exactly like this guy i went to high school with. that's so frackin weird.

quote:
Profile:
syf
lam0r
Posts: 23
From:the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
Registered: Oct 2001

OK. Can someone explain this one to me? Syf as in syf0n? Or syf as in "I'm think I'm going to be an idiot and have my handle be the name of a big dork."

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Eat The Shit In My Ass, Motherfucker.


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 28 2001,23:11
Damn Vainness!! Your diary kicks the crap outta mine.
< My diary site >
I usually write 2 lines every other day. There is just not enough time anymore.
Work is Fux0ring up my life!
Posted by porn_dealer on Oct. 28 2001,23:21
quote:
OK. Can someone explain this one to me? Syf as in syf0n? Or syf as in "I'm think I'm going to be an idiot and have my handle be the name of a big dork."

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-- Kamilion


Posted by Vainness on Oct. 29 2001,00:08
NO no no, u got it all wrong,its Journal not diary. I feel really gay writing in a diary as opposed to a journal.It helps me justify writing in one.

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For future reference i suggest calling your 4 remaining brain cells together and having them consult with each other before posting any more B.S


Posted by Vainness on Oct. 29 2001,05:36
Uh, er,uh.. nevermind.. even in this forum, its like looking on the outside in. Alright you win, im out.

For future reference i suggest calling your 4 remaining brain cells together and having them consult with each other before posting any more B.S

This message has been edited by Vainness on November 10, 2001 at 04:30 AM


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,10:23
quote:
Originally posted by Vainness:
NO no no, u got it all wrong,its Journal not diary. I feel really gay writing in a diary...


I only feel gay when I'm doing some other dude. Seriously, isn't it the same thing? I always thought a diary was used to note personal information and a journal was used to track a project or a study. Damn, I gotta change the graphic on my site ...I don't wanna give out the wussy vibe.


Posted by Vainness on Oct. 29 2001,11:36
Technically there the same, i just prefer one to the other, and i use the word 'gay' rather pejoratively.

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For future reference i suggest calling your 4 remaining brain cells together and having them consult with each other before posting any more B.S


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,13:33
quote:
Originally posted by Vainness:
...i use the word 'gay' rather pejoratively.


What the heck does pejoratively mean? Maybe I'm showing my lack of education, but do you subscribe to the Word of the Day mailing list? I assume it means something like "not litterally", but I don't think I have ever heard it before. Big words scare me. Maybe because I'm 1/2 white trash and most of my family grew up in the hills of West Viginia with no plumbing.


Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 29 2001,14:20
"pejorative" means that the person describing a thing with this term looks down upon the thing/doesn't like the thing/doesn't think the thing good. Comes from the Latin word "peior" meaning "worse".

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,16:05
Damn! This is now the Detonate Smart Chix of the Universe Forum. Where are all the dumb chix at? I don't need this kinda humilliation. What happend to the days when girls just hung out at the mall and bought pretty stuff. When did you all go get edumacated. This Sucks! (using sucks in the pejorative sense of course)

had to edit due to lam0rness

This message has been edited by Wiley on October 30, 2001 at 11:06 AM


Posted by LiNeY on Oct. 29 2001,18:50
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Damn! This is now the Detonate Smart Chix of the Universe Forum. Where are all the dumb chix at? I don't need this kinda humilliation. What happend to the days when girls just hung out at the mall and bought pretty stuff. When did you all go get edumacated. This Sucks! (using sucks in the pejorative sense of course)

had to edit due to lam0rness


S H U T U P !!!

First you men complain that women are stupid. Then you list "intelligence" among the things you'd like a possible girlfriend to have. Then you say smart women are sexy.

AND THEN YOU EXPECT US TO BE FUCKING STUPID BIMBOS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT WE'RE SMART!!!

Geeze. Get a life. Or at least, find out what you want. You won't find a girl with a switch so you can turn her from "smart" to "stupid" according to your mood.

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 29 2001,18:54
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Damn! This is now the Detonate Smart Chix of the Universe Forum. Where are all the dumb chix at? I don't need this kinda humilliation. What happend to the days when girls just hung out at the mall and bought pretty stuff. When did you all go get edumacated. This Sucks! (using sucks in the pejorative sense of course)

had to edit due to lam0rness


Hey there is still some not so educated girlys out there! I am one of them! I love hanging out at the mall and buying pretty stuff. I like myself just the way I am. Anyways, I like it when guys are smarter than me!


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 29 2001,19:10
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
You won't find a girl with a switch so you can turn her from "smart" to "stupid" according to your mood.


Yeah, but how cool would that be? That would be better then dating a mute lesbian who owned a liquor store.
Can the smart womyn in the forum get to work on that?

/me ducks to avoid the incoming shoe


Posted by kornalldaway on Oct. 29 2001,19:37
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
I only feel gay when I'm doing some other dude.

and that happens often?


Posted by askheaves on Oct. 29 2001,19:51
Hey, I'd love to date a girl smarter than me, but I haven't run across one yet. Here's to hoping!

Peej0ritively, of course.


Posted by Vainness on Oct. 29 2001,23:52
/me looks for something more blunt, shoe won't do.

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For future reference i suggest calling your 4 remaining brain cells together and having them consult with each other before posting any more B.S


Posted by DeadAnztac on Oct. 30 2001,00:11
/me contemplates the avulsion of Wiley's anticipatable extracted torso

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 30 2001,02:33
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
/me contemplates the avulsion of Wiley's anticipatable extracted torso


Can something in the past tense be anticipated?

You smarties know I luv you right? Now can you do my homework for me?


Posted by miNus on Oct. 30 2001,02:59
I don't know... addition is just SOOOOO hard!
Posted by syf on Oct. 30 2001,05:18
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
OK. Can someone explain this one to me? Syf as in syf0n? Or syf as in "I'm think I'm going to be an idiot and have my handle be the name of a big dork."

+15 points for dealer.


Posted by C_Puppy on Oct. 30 2001,06:46
I am new to detnet, but I thought I would post my picture too.
< http://profiles.yahoo.com/theweller_2001 >

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"We're all monkeys......HEY! Get Outta my CHAIR!" - 12 Monkeys


Posted by C_Puppy on Oct. 30 2001,11:12
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
S H U T U P !!!

First you men complain that women are stupid. Then you list "intelligence" among the things you'd like a possible girlfriend to have. Then you say smart women are sexy.

AND THEN YOU EXPECT US TO BE FUCKING STUPID BIMBOS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT WE'RE SMART!!!

Geeze. Get a life. Or at least, find out what you want. You won't find a girl with a switch so you can turn her from "smart" to "stupid" according to your mood.



RIGHT ON LINEY! I haven't had problems finding girls who are nice-- but there will never be enough that are both nice and intellecually smart-- with the execptions of alot of international students that I am friends with or have dated that go to school at U of M--- I don't know what it is about our education system-- but foreigners just seem as a group to have gotten a bit more out of high school


Posted by Beldurin on Oct. 30 2001,14:26
quote:
Originally posted by LiNey:
Geeze. Get a life. Or at least, find out what you want.

This goes both ways, you know. Women claim to want a smart, sweet, nice, "good" man, but always go for the hot jerk.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by C_Puppy on Oct. 30 2001,14:40
Amen to that---
Posted by Wiley on Oct. 30 2001,16:13
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
I don't know... addition is just SOOOOO hard!

You know it! I figure if god wanted me to be able to add I would have been born an accountant. Or at least Jewish.

That was wrong ..I take that back ...them Japanese can add good too.


Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Oct. 30 2001,21:59
quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
This goes both ways, you know. Women claim to want a smart, sweet, nice, "good" man, but always go for the hot jerk.

word. seriously, i want a smart girl, i know what i want, and i have no problem with people saying guys shouldn't want girls that have a "switch". but it is a two way street.


Posted by smartsnake on Oct. 30 2001,22:43
There is this really smart girl that I like but she doesnt like me it fuckin sucks oh yea shes pretty hot too.
Posted by veilside on Oct. 31 2001,01:35
quote:
Originally posted by C_Puppy:
I am new to detnet, but I thought I would post my picture too.
< http://profiles.yahoo.com/theweller_2001 >


heh, i love how "my picture" really means "my picture, oh and i happen to be with tons of girls in the background". i don't think i have any pictures of me like that. at least, not with me alone with more than 1 girl.


Posted by Wiley on Oct. 31 2001,12:30
quote:
Originally posted by veilside:
i don't think i have any pictures of me like that. at least, not with me alone with more than 1 girl.
[/B]

I don't think anybody is impressed by somebody being in the same room with a few girls. If you want to impress me, post a pic of you being carried on the shoulders of naked playmates, holding your winning lottery ticket triumphantly in the air after hitting the winning home run with a full count at the end of the World Series. That would be a good pic. It would sure beat posting a pic with your sister and her friends.
Posted by SLATE on Oct. 31 2001,15:54
oh god... hahahahahah "my sister and her friends"
thats great.... oh god hahahahaha
Posted by Nikita on Oct. 31 2001,16:18
Oh lordy I can't believe I'm doing this. Anyways, here's a "hey, labmate! It's the end of a long day, lemme take your pic!" shot.

(took pic down - off at dance competition in D.C.!)

"Liberate tute me ex Inferis!"
(or something like that)
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"Behold the glory - that is me!"

This message has been edited by Nikita on November 02, 2001 at 06:57 AM


Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 31 2001,18:19
she's even hotter in person
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Oct. 31 2001,18:42
It looks like you took your own pic Nikita. You left arm looks like its up holding a camera. I might be wrong though....
Posted by porn_dealer on Nov. 01 2001,00:45
The real question is, where is everyone ELSE'S left arm

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-- Kamilion


Posted by miNus on Nov. 01 2001,02:27
Sorry to stab holes in your thesis there professor scientist, but I use my right hand.

And the almighty Jack of both hands, Personguy is ambijackstrous. So there goes your theory.

MY left hand clicks the mouse, and I don't even want to know what my right hand does...


Posted by Vulu on Nov. 01 2001,03:59
porn_dealer:

I rarely come to DetNet; so this is why I am confused. How the fuck am I supposed to know if syf is actually syf0n or some JackOff Loser? ...now that I think about it, that's the same thing.

Why I appreciate your sarcasm; you can eat the shit in my ass motherfucker. :P

So when did syf come back? Please fill me in.
<cue another lame ass "clever" JPEG>

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Posted by porn_dealer on Nov. 01 2001,04:25
Usually I notice that "syf" and "syf0n" seem to be the same names. Then I notice their speech pattern is the same. THEN I notice the fact you have your cock in his ass. At that point I rip the tape out of the camcorder you guys are using and run out the door in hopes the tape will never hit the streets. As far as eating your shit, I'm sure any of these two can help you out:

The real question is, why did YOU come back.

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

This message has been edited by porn_dealer on November 01, 2001 at 11:25 PM


Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 01 2001,05:37
Better hide.
Posted by Wiley on Nov. 01 2001,05:58
Wow,
I have decided that I am going to officially start stalking Nikita.

Is it true that lab girls are willing to experiment a little?


Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 01 2001,10:37
here is me and my big toybox.

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< Robot Conflict >


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 01 2001,13:45
wow wolfguard i thought you'd be some sort of all pumped up middle aged military dude
Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 01 2001,13:48
oh well just for the heck of it, here's me again


Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 01 2001,14:10
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
wow wolfguard i thought you'd be some sort of all pumped up middle aged military dude

back in the day...

now i drink, smoke and have fun. Much happier this way.

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< Robot Conflict >


Posted by incubus on Nov. 01 2001,19:57
/me mourns at missing the pic of Nikita

Boooooooo!

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 01 2001,20:06
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
/me mourns at missing the pic of Nikita

I'll sell you a copy for โ. ...or do I hear ๛.


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 01 2001,20:31
I think I'll have to lowball you and say free. Sorry.
Posted by Wiley on Nov. 01 2001,21:01
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
I think I'll have to lowball you and say free. Sorry.

Cheap bastard!
I'm trying to stimulate the economy here!
The freaking DOW is at 9323.50 and your driving prices down? Don't they teach econ anymore? We gotta spend, spend, and spend some more. Get the money changing hands. I figure the ๛ ask price will be good for our contries monetary exchange system as well as bring a little happiness to some lonely guy. It's genius I tell you.


Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2001,00:01
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
I think I'll have to lowball you and say free. Sorry.

You da man

incubus@ice-breaker.net or ICQ 21984549.

</pimpin-pics>

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by syf on Nov. 02 2001,04:26
Hooray for pictures! I used to love this thread. At any rate...me and scooby doo, a few days ago:

Hm...yes, I'm here Vulu...what's the problem now? Don't tell anyone about that tape, dealer!

And CatKnight...you look so intelligent in that picture. How come you're a douchebag?


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 02 2001,06:18
j0es hot!
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 02 2001,08:10
Wow Joe you're cute. Can you mail me that undies pic?

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Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 02 2001,13:21

hmm...
I need more pics

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2001,14:36
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
hmm...
I need more pics


Jesus caseman, i thought you were young? You look about 250 in that picture lol

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by syf on Nov. 02 2001,15:51
caseman: master of the universe
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 02 2001,16:40
/me smacks syf with a stick
No.

hrm... i think i use that joke too much.

need to get a picture...

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 02 2001,16:59
Oh, what the hell...


This is me w/my nephew last spring

edit: fixed the link...thx incubus
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This message has been edited by Beldurin on November 05, 2001 at 06:54 PM


Posted by j0eSmith on Nov. 02 2001,17:38
w00t, more picture threads.
Well, incase anyone missed my solo appearance in the Undies thread, heres me, fully clothed, standing in the backyard of a friends house.

I look like a midget in this picture, due to some wierd angle thing happening. I'm really 6'1".

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I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass


Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Nov. 02 2001,19:07
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
What exactly are you pondering? You look like you're in deep thought.

haha, blame the photographer, she told me to do that. the other ones don't look as good as this one quality and smile wise, so thats why i posted this one.


Posted by syf on Nov. 02 2001,20:27
ph33r. I was at a filmfestival this past week, and I met lots of famous people. check out Peter Wooley (he wrote Blazing Saddles):

Not incredibly famous, but still a certified badass.


this guy here was in Gone in 60 Seconds and Avenging Angelo (Harry Van Gorkum). The lady (Sheila Jaffe) is the casting director for The Sopranos and a bunch of movies

enough about the sunglasses!

This message has been edited by syf on November 03, 2001 at 03:28 PM


Posted by chmod on Nov. 02 2001,23:20
What guy was he in Gone in 60 seconds? I don't recognize him.
Nice ferrari shirt btw, I almost bought one of those once.
Posted by syf on Nov. 02 2001,23:31
he was one of the bad guys.

You can pick those shirts up at the dealership.


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 02 2001,23:49
Since everyone is showing their faces I figure I might as well do my portion. Here I am in all my glory:

Hopefully I remembered how to use the img tags in UBB. Oh well.

That picture is about 6 months old now I think. I look pretty much the same, only more of a gotee. I was just starting it then.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Nov. 03 2001,05:02
just got pictures back... i look like a fruit in this one but oh well.


Posted by syf on Nov. 03 2001,05:39
quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
just got pictures back... i look like a fruit in this one but oh well.


What exactly are you pondering? You look like you're in deep thought.


Posted by incubus on Nov. 03 2001,05:55
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
What exactly are you pondering? You look like you're in deep thought.

He's on the toilet.

quote:
Originally posted by Bedurin:
some shit about not being able to display a picture

You put a space after the IMG tag. That's not allowed!

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by incubus on Nov. 03 2001,05:57
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
wow wolfguard i thought you'd be some sort of all pumped up middle aged military dude

lol. Wolfie posted his 70's pr0n-star pics in the thread a long time ago. Also, when I read your quote I instantly thought, "Cliff Yablonski"

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Posted by Vulu on Nov. 03 2001,21:21
p_d:

The fact is, I don't really notice his similar speech patterns. Or maybe I just don't care enough to read what he has to say.

Why did _I_ come back? What makes you think I ever left? I didn't post for a long time because the forums became stagnant and tiresome. There was an influx of n00bs, and along with the new people, the flaming and insulting was getting out of hand and lame.

Anyway, who gives a fuck. Welcome back syf; I think.


Posted by syf on Nov. 03 2001,22:05
thanks

hellraiser: holyshits! you look completely different now. The last time I saw you, you were skinny, sporting glasses, and lacked any and all facial hair. wierd...


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 03 2001,22:20
its called puberty.

errr.... heheheh sorry hellraiser.

twot things:
1.) what the hell is wrong with your lip (josh)?!
2.) do you wear those glasses while you sleep (syf)?

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< =rwa= >


Posted by syf on Nov. 03 2001,23:59
I used to wear those glasses all the time because I'd never go home (I hate my house, and most of my family)...and I didn't have a case for them, so the best place to keep them where they wouldn't get crushed was right on top of my head, if I wasn't wearing them. Then I got a case, but it was sort of a habit by then.

Now I haven't cut my hair in 5 or 6 months, so when I drive any of my cars (all open top) I have to wear them on my head if my hair is to stay in order. Otherwise it's like a bomb went off in my hair. That's what I get for being too hardcore for a haircut, I guess...


Posted by Vulu on Nov. 04 2001,00:19
I don't think 'hardcore' is the right word

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Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,00:36
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
...when I drive any of my cars (all open top) I have to wear them on my head if my hair is to stay in order.

How many cars are we talking about, do you have some kind of convertible car collection?
I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a little invention of mine. It is a bowl of woven cotton with a protruding bill of cardboard and I can embroider the logo of your favorite sports team onto it. I call it a hat. It is perfect for keeping your hair in place while driving your convertible Geo Metro about town.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 04 2001,00:39
Don't get him started on his cars man.

Here, I'll summerize for him:
He has money, so he has a jeep of his own, and he half owns a Porsche with his parents, also his dad will let him drive his sometimes. There. No need to say ANYTHING new syf0n.

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Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,00:53
hehe...GeoMetro...nice. Thanks Antzac, not like I was going to sya anything, knowing what a bunch of toads most of detnet can be when you start talking about any sum of money over 5 dollars.

Ant: that's grossly incorrect, just to let you know, but whatever.

Wiley: I look gay in hats.

This message has been edited by syf on November 04, 2001 at 07:55 PM


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,00:53
Hehe, I only ask because I work with a group of people who actually have car collections. It is not inconceivable that somebody would have the means after the big money giveaway that was the last decade. (If you missed out ..I am truly sorry)
Although I don't think a Jeep and 1/2 a Porsche qualifies as a collection, nor having money.
Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 04 2001,00:57
the hats aren't the problem, syf.
Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,00:58
I've got two, pops has a sizeable collection that I occaisonally treat myself to. I'm not going into any more detail other than the fact that they're not exactly rustbuckets.

vigilante: exactly -- the hair is.

This message has been edited by syf on November 04, 2001 at 07:59 PM


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,01:03
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
..knowing what a bunch of toads most of detnet can be when you start talking about any sum of money over 5 dollars.

Whoa, hold the phone. Syf, anytime you want to post pay stubs you just let me know. I guarantee I triple or quadruple you income.
Next time you're in Beverly Hills I will give you a tour of my office so you can see what money really looks like.
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 04 2001,01:13
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by syf:
..knowing what a bunch of toads most of detnet can be when you start talking about any sum of money over 5 dollars.

Whoa, hold the phone. Syf, anytime you want to post pay stubs you just let me know. I guarantee I triple or quadruple you income.
Next time you're in Beverly Hills I will give you a tour of my office so you can see what money really looks like.
[/QUOTE]


You're treading in rough seas... Swim back to shore and forget about it, Wiley.


Posted by aventari on Nov. 04 2001,01:18
yeah rough. Not to mention extremely stupid seas as well

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Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,01:41
I'm a liquid stock-market boy with a large hole in his pocket.

Wiley, if you want to talk cars or something (money), ICQ or AIM me. I can't be arsed talking about it here, people here are way too quick to criticize.

This message has been edited by syf on November 04, 2001 at 08:42 PM


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,01:53
Slate, there are two things that really bug the hell outta me.
1. People who talk down about others due to a lack of formal education.
2. People who talk down about others due to a lack of money ...especially ones living off their parents’ money.
I see people in my office everyday with sickening amounts of cash. (The minimum account we will open is 10 million) One thing I can tell you for certain is that money has a way of making you oblivious to the fact that you're an a-hole. I try and only surround myself with people who don't let money go to their heads. And then I gotta read an "I hate when I can't decide which of my cars matches my shirt" kinda post. WTF is anybody impressed? I'll be sure and ask Lee Iacocca or Michael Dell how they solve these kinds of problems next time they stop by the office. Maybe I can point out that wearing your sunglasses on your head can keep your hair from blowing all over the place in your Ferrari.
Syf, I don't mean to flame you with no reason but I get a little bit of a "I'm better then you" vibe with just about every post you make. Maybe it's just me. If so I'm sorry and I'll try and ignore it.
Oh yeah, if your dad has at least 10 million ask him who handles his investments for me.
Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,01:57
That's cool -- you can flame me if you want. I'm really not the "car matches my shirt type", I actually am more the car enthusiast type...but hey, whatever. Money is by no means any reasoning of mine for making fun of people. Ironically, people love to flame me out for it -- like having made some change on the stock market makes me a fuckwit.
Posted by incubus on Nov. 04 2001,03:35
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Slate, there are two things that really bug the hell outta me.
1. People who talk down about others due to a lack of formal education.
2. People who talk down about others due to a lack of money ...especially ones living off their parents’ money.
I see people in my office everyday with sickening amounts of cash. (The minimum account we will open is 10 million) One thing I can tell you for certain is that money has a way of making you oblivious to the fact that you're an a-hole. I try and only surround myself with people who don't let money go to their heads. And then I gotta read an "I hate when I can't decide which of my cars matches my shirt" kinda post. WTF is anybody impressed? I'll be sure and ask Lee Iacocca or Michael Dell how they solve these kinds of problems next time they stop by the office. Maybe I can point out that wearing your sunglasses on your head can keep your hair from blowing all over the place in your Ferrari.
Syf, I don't mean to flame you with no reason but I get a little bit of a "I'm better then you" vibe with just about every post you make. Maybe it's just me. If so I'm sorry and I'll try and ignore it.
Oh yeah, if your dad has at least 10 million ask him who handles his investments for me.

You gotta give him that tho syf -- 70 posts and he's got you straight.

Come on syf, lose the richboy attitude and muck in with the grunts lol

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 04 2001,04:47
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
hellraiser: holyshits! you look completely different now. The last time I saw you, you were skinny, sporting glasses, and lacked any and all facial hair. wierd...

A lot can happen in 2 1/2 years (thats how much time passed between the last pic I showed anyone and this one, which was taken about 5 months ago or so.)

And for the person who asked what was wrong with my lip, I honestly don't know. I'm sporting a very light mustache which has actually gotten much more defined along with my gotee which I was just starting to develope when that shot was taken. The picture when I scanned it had virtually no contrast, so when I upped it it sort of made everything look kind of grainy. Even still the color isn't quite right but I can't be bothered to mess with it, it looks enough like me for people to get an idea of what I look like.

So now that you've all seen what I look like I expect some people to start approaching me on the streets. Actually, no I don't.

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by syf on Nov. 04 2001,09:34
what richboy attitude? :-P
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 04 2001,15:00
Could all of your guys please stop talking about money? It makes me sick to hear all this crap. People who have money and look down upon others who don't is just as bad as people who don't have money and look down upon people who do. One is called "arrogance" and the other is called "social envy". I get to see a fair share of both these kinds daily, and I'd appreciate it if at least these forums could be free of economical ego-showing-offs. Or, if there's a need to discuss it... make up an extra thread dedicated to it.

Thank you for your attention.

PS: Oh and btw... if any of you guys feel that you have too much money and can't bear it anymore... I know someone who'd gladly take it. Always-broke me.

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by just_dave on Nov. 04 2001,15:09
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
PS: Oh and btw... if any of you guys feel that you have too much money and can't bear it anymore... I know someone who'd gladly take it. Always-broke me.


Don't feel bad I am in the same boat, but I just don't care!!


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 04 2001,15:17
quote:
Originally posted by just_dave:
Don't feel bad I am in the same boat, but I just don't care!!

Do you think I care?

money + LiNeY = easy logic.

I have some in my pocket - I spend it.
I don't have any in my pocket - I don't spend it.
rare case: I save a determined amount for something I want/need.

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,16:56
Does anybody remeber the topic at this point? We should just start a new rambling thread.
And post your damn pics!!
Stay on topic at least a bit.
Posted by Wiley on Nov. 04 2001,19:10
I wish there was a place that would rent babies by the day. (Don't even check Babies R' Us, the name is a lie ...there's no babies in there)
Just think what a chick magnet the baby would be! KinderKare outta look into that. I mean they got all the babies sitting around all day, why not rent one to me for a few hours? Throw in a puppy and make it a combo for ŭ more.
It's genius I tell you!
Beldurin, your nephew got any plans for the next four or five hours?
Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 04 2001,19:59
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
rofl, but look at those cheeks! those eyes! awwww!

u talkin about the baby or the guy?


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 04 2001,20:17
quote:
Originally posted by Wiley:
Throw in a puppy and make it a combo for ŭ more.

ive tried to use my dog to meet girls... it woulda worked, but im a smooth talker.


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 04 2001,20:36
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
OMG! You are soooo hot!!!!!!!

Thanks! But why in the hell aren't the women around here saying that? Unless you meant my nephew...in which case I'll go cry now

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This message has been edited by Beldurin on November 05, 2001 at 03:36 PM


Posted by Observer on Nov. 04 2001,21:18
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
ive tried to use my dog to meet girls...

But then you probably realized that your dog, like Rodney Dangerfield and his dog, was using you to get to other dogs.

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This message has been edited by Observer on November 05, 2001 at 04:18 PM


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 04 2001,21:35
quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Thanks! But why in the hell aren't the women around here saying that? Unless you meant my nephew...in which case I'll go cry now


::PSST!:: Dark Angel is a girl! ::/PSST!::

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 04 2001,22:59
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
::PSST!:: Dark Angel is a girl! ::/PSST!::


::PSST!:: by "around here" I meant geographically, not the forums, but thanks for the clue-in anyway ::/PSST!::

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Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 04 2001,23:01
quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
rofl, but look at those cheeks! those eyes! awwww!

You're making me blush...

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 05 2001,02:32
Beldurin -
Trust me, I was totally talking about you. You are so hot, you wanna come stay with me in Cali??
Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 05 2001,03:48
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Beldurin -
Trust me, I was totally talking about you. You are so hot, you wanna come stay with me in Cali??

I thought you had a bf?

Where in Cali? My bro (and my nephew) live near San Jose.

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Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 05 2001,04:09
hrm...

ive got a funny feeling this is gonna lead tgo something bad...

getting a pic of me scanned on wednesday. yeah.

and its actually decent.


Posted by afropik on Nov. 05 2001,04:20
< rar. >
Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 05 2001,04:29
quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
< rar. >

Wow! That's the best pic of the GeoShitties "This page is not available" screen that I've ever seen!

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by afropik on Nov. 05 2001,04:30
Wow, there's a reason I linked, jackass! It's really not that hard to get the picture.
Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,05:18
jahvol.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 05 2001,05:26
quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Oh, what the hell...


This is me w/my nephew last spring

edit: why can't I get the pic to display instead of automatically turning into a link?


OMG! You are soooo hot!!!!!!!


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 05 2001,05:52
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
OMG! You are soooo hot!!!!!!!

He's a little young dont you think? I mean his bib doesnt even match his shirt.

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Vampires are'nt real honey, just like fairies, elves and eskimos. -Homer


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 05 2001,05:54
rofl, but look at those cheeks! those eyes! awwww!
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 05 2001,06:51
I've always thought of Bakersfield more as Kansas than Southern California.
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 05 2001,09:59
beldurin... first go to his geocities site. Then, put the rar.jpg back on the end of the url. boom, there he is, in all his glory.

afro- im tryin to grow my hair similiar to that.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 05 2001,11:21
hmm still considering whether to put my pic up. might do if a few more ladies put up their undie pics int he sex forum

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Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 05 2001,15:13
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
beldurin... first go to his geocities site. Then, put the rar.jpg back on the end of the url. boom, there he is, in all his glory.

Wow...I'm baffled as to why that works.

afro...I was just poking fun, I wasn't trying to be a dick...it took me about 8 or 9 tries to get my damn pic to show.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 05 2001,16:57
afropik - aww cute pic!

Your cheeks look a bit red - is it from all the adoring pinches?


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 05 2001,17:01
Beldurin -

Yes I do have a boyfriend but that doesn't mean I can't fantasize about you!
I live in Southern Cali, about and hour away from LA.


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 05 2001,18:35
<streetraver>

</streetraver>
<caseman>

</caseman>
<caseman><streetraver>

</caseman></streetraver>
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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

This message has been edited by caseman984 on November 06, 2001 at 01:44 PM


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,18:48
they know each other...interesting how retards and smart folks can be so closely connected.
Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,18:49
then again, I have pics of RenegadeSnark and myself from when he visited a little while ago, so..... =\
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 05 2001,19:07
Okay, syf. It's enough now.

I haven't said a single word when you were syf0nized. I haven't said a single word when you came back. But now that you start insulting people who never hurt you and who you don't even know, I'm gonna say two words at once: shut up.

Thinking about it... I might even say four words: shut the fuck up!

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 05 2001,19:29
My theory is that the glasses on his head are actually a device to push more blood out of his brain and down towards his small penis. That would explain A) his insecurity that he has to take out on others and B) his lack of cognitive capacity to assimlate the situation. Take off the glasses man, despite what the ad might tell you it won't make you "TWO INCHES BIGGER!" even if it is correct that you are "five inches too small".

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,19:50
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Okay, syf. It's enough now.

I haven't said a single word when you were syf0nized. I haven't said a single word when you came back. But now that you start insulting people who never hurt you and who you don't even know, I'm gonna say two words at once: shut up.

Thinking about it... I might even say four words: shut the fuck up!



If I had to add "I'm just joking" to the end of every post I wrote, don't you think it would become a bit bland and/or watered-down? That having been said..., Liney, calm down. I can't make fun of you because you're too nice (especially to me)....but you should know by now that I'm joking.

Incidentally, you can't say that I've been syf0nized - it's a cliche. I am syf0n, and therefore am incapable of being syf0nized. Flame me out all you want, kick me, ban me, whatever, but you can't do something to me that representative of my own name. It's sort of like saying that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

Okay, there's my attempt at being technical. I'm sure it'll fetch a great response from today's studio audience.

This message has been edited by syf on November 06, 2001 at 02:59 PM


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 05 2001,19:53
Ok, ok, enough gouging...let's get back to what's important....how cute the ladies think I am! (ok, ok, I know it's all about the baby, but a guy can dream, can't he?)

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,19:57
Uhoh angel, now he's full of himself...good job!

Well, Beldy, I think you're pretty sexy...you wouldn't want to turn down a guy like me, would you?


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 05 2001,20:21
Ok, so I've posted pics before but I've been out of pocket for a while.
< www.geocities.com/cavejulie/Crystal_Back_Shot.jpg/ >

or just browse my index...whatever.

I hate that I'm getting the red x of torment on virutally EVERYONE'S pics.

this might work better < http://www.geocities.com/cavejulie/lucious_leather.txt >

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on November 06, 2001 at 04:25 PM


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 05 2001,20:27
Here is a pic of me with some wet girlies.
And what is better then girlies in some wet clothes? Girlies getting out of wet clothes!!

We got caught in the rain while walking home from a bar in Cancun.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 05 2001,20:30
Hey PTL! Long time no see (no pun intended...)

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,20:36
Sorry, fellas, < she's occupied >...with a < big man >.
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 05 2001,20:44
quote:
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer

hrm......
Posted by peregrin on Nov. 05 2001,21:04
that just means that all the guys on this forum and white-skinned geeks, desperate for a glimpse at a true lady. yes, this happens to include me.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by syf on Nov. 05 2001,21:08
The big man I'm referring to is an absolutely enormous guy in some of her pics, who is referred to simply as "bill"...I don't know how the tall he is, but it looks as if he's encroaching on 7 feet. That or he works with a bunch of midgets and gnomes. Shouldn't he be a linebacker, not a service rep?
Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 05 2001,21:28
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Hey PTL! Long time no see (no pun intended...)



I missed you and you're awesome art DA
*hugs* to you
and in regards to my current invisible status...try the 2nd link....a trick that seems to work on geocities.

*edit*

quote:
Originally posted by syf:
Sorry, fellas, < she's occupied >...with a < big man >.

he's a BIG friend
good hugs though

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on November 06, 2001 at 04:29 PM


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 05 2001,21:33
ahem syf0n i may be talking bollox (but no more than you) but didnt PTL say she was married when she first appeared so i think most of us know that already

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Oh and by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN!!! - Orbital


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 05 2001,22:00
Heh, thanks! Didn't think you'd remember Hey, BTW, since you seem in such high demand I could mirror your pics if you wanted ::shrug::

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 05 2001,22:06
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
Heh, thanks! Didn't think you'd remember Hey, BTW, since you seem in such high demand I could mirror your pics if you wanted ::shrug::


If you don't mind, sure.
How could I forget you?!


Syf: he's 6'9" and weighs 390 lbs. and played football in HS

DKB: you're right dear, I am married


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 05 2001,22:23
heeeey pickle! was starting to wonder where you went! Welcome back!
Posted by Wiley on Nov. 05 2001,22:27
I made an ftp site available for posting pics (because Geocities is confusing the hell outta people).
The ftp site is available at:
ftp://ftp.cbk.net/uploads
username: detonate
password: detonate
the URL to view is : < http://www.cbk.net/detonate/filename.ext >
If you have IE5.5 or greater you can upload via the browser (drag and drop onto the window) here:
< Browser FTP >
Don't ask me questions on how to FTP, look it up.

-edit: removed confusing link

This message has been edited by Wiley on November 06, 2001 at 05:28 PM


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 05 2001,22:41
thanks Nikita, I'm starting to feel all mushy with the welcome backs. I really appreciate it.

Wiley, that's really kind of you to do that. I'll hook a brotha up and throw some imgs your way when I get home, work is a complication at the moment.


Posted by Vulu on Nov. 06 2001,01:55
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
<caseman><streetraver>

</caseman></streetraver>

Oh god. Are you doing the 'West Side' hand gayness? I didn't know Snoppy Dogg Crap was still popular.


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 06 2001,03:02
quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
Wow...I'm baffled as to why that works.


simple. geocities checks the referer so that you can't just use geocities to host images (and maybe other files.. wouldnt know) for your own domain.

Is that an asshole thing to do? No, because you shouldn't do that. They are nice enough to give free webspace, so you shouldnt use the images on other sites. Although it does happen to block legit linkups (like most of them in this here forum).

By the way, not sure if you know what a referrer is.. Its the previous site that one was at when he arrived at this one.

Ex: < www.gay.com > -> link to < www.straight.com >
straight.com's http referrer log will show that gay.com was a referrer.


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 06 2001,03:05
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
[B<caseman><streetraver>

</caseman></streetraver>[/B]

2 young teenage males alone in a dark room. One puts his arm around the other, and they smile... Its perfectly normal for young males to experiment with the same sex (according to something I read or heard some time ago. I don't feel like looking up a source. if you care enough, look it up yourself.)


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 06 2001,08:07
quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
Oh god. Are you doing the 'West Side' hand gayness? I didn't know Snoppy Dogg Crap was still popular.


OMG I haven't laughed this much for awhile and that wouldn't be bad if I wasn't so darn sick sniff sniff

- Beldurin, you are sexy!


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 06 2001,16:39
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
2 young teenage males alone in a dark room. One puts his arm around the other, and they smile... Its perfectly normal for young males to experiment with the same sex (according to something I read or heard some time ago. I don't feel like looking up a source. if you care enough, look it up yourself.)

Hey now, I got my pussy right in the background, can't you see it? Anyway, room wasn't dark, my camera just sucks.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 06 2001,21:10
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
By the way, not sure if you know what a referrer is.. Its the previous site that one was at when he arrived at this one.

Yeah, I do. I've done some web development stuff (HTML,perl, and PHP).

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
OMG I haven't laughed this much for awhile and that wouldn't be bad if I wasn't so darn sick sniff sniff

awww...poor kid, what do you have?

quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:

Hey now, I got my pussy right in the background, can't you see it?

She's such a lucky girl...thank you for proving to us all how classy you really are.

edit: yep...another edit
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...

This message has been edited by Beldurin on November 07, 2001 at 04:11 PM


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 06 2001,22:11
Hmm. Adding the taboo of bestiality to the whole gayness scene, eh?

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 06 2001,22:25
Hey Beldurin how old are you?
Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 07 2001,01:11
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Hey Beldurin how old are you?

23, but when I shave I look every bit of 15 (and I catch a lot of crap for it). How old are you? How old is anyone on here...it's really hard to guess sometimes.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else...


Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 07 2001,01:21
Kiss me, I'm beautiful.
< http://home.maine.rr.com/avatar/woohoo.jpg >
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 07 2001,04:59
quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
Kiss me, I'm beautiful.
< http://home.maine.rr.com/avatar/woohoo.jpg >

thats a quake3 box if i remember correctly.. Do i remember correctly?


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 07 2001,10:07
Im 26, but I look 18. When I used to work on the night crew at the grocery store and travel around people would ask me about my high school graduation. Im like, "uh, that was in 1993." Im planning to pull a Mickey Rourke and keep my young looks, hopefully my hair will stick around for at least 20 more years. Its receeded but for some reason stopped, and its thick as hell in the back. Ill post a pick sometime. Its still at the point where I can actually do something with it and not shave my head and grow a moustache and goatee.

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 07 2001,13:22
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Im planning to pull a Mickey Rourke [...]


Fine by me. I'm actually planning to pull a Kim Basinger...

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!

This message has been edited by LiNeY on November 08, 2001 at 08:22 AM


Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,13:27
On Halloween a guy asked me if I was a student at his high school.

I told him he just made an old lady's day.

Although I do have really kickin purple/blonde hair now, so I suppose that adds to my 'youthful' appearance. But wow, knowing I can still pass for 16...

Means I'll get hit on by all those 25 year old guys who really want to nail a high school virgin. HEH. If they only knew....

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 07 2001,13:39
Most of you know i'm a grad student so that narrows down the age range

I'm 23 - been mistaken for a high schooler, get double carded all the dang time. Thank you, Michelle Yeoh look-alike mom. She's 50, but she looks like she's 30. Hopefully I age as gracefully as she does


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 07 2001,13:49
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Fine by me. I'm actually planning to pull a Kim Basinger...


Maybe we can make a movie called "The 2cd 9 1/2 Weeks"

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 07 2001,14:45
Hrm, there are a lot of 23 year olds around here. I guess I get to add myself to the lot. Up until about a year or 2 ago I got guesses that I was in my later teens also. Thanks to about 10 lbs. of boobies and booty and about 2 lbs. distributed everywhere else, I don't really get that too much anymore.
Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,14:46
I would like to go to buy beer and not have the beer-store worker insist that I must've stolen my own driver's licnese because it's absolutely impossible that it's really me and that I'm really over 21.

It'd prevent alcohol abuse, because then I wouldn't have to throw a case of beer at his head.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 07 2001,14:57
Kuru, I just noticed you quoted my favorite poet in your sig. And what an excellent choice
Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,14:59
Yeah, Robert Frost is pretty cool.

If people realized how "dirty" poetry could be, they'd never "force" high school students to read it.

I should actually change the sig soon, it's been around for several hundred posts...

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 07 2001,15:22
quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
I'm 20... I miss being a teen

Miss being a teen? Why?

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:

I would like to go to buy beer and not have the beer-store worker insist that I must've stolen my own driver's licnese because it's absolutely impossible that it's really me and that I'm really over 21.

I get that quite frequently. Always get carded, and sometimes get hassled. I was on a flight 2 summers ago and the stewardess ARGUED with me. Grr...

The other day at one of my fraternity brothers' bachelor party, we went to a comedy club, and the comedian made fun of me b/c I looked so young. I was one of the oldest guys in the group, too!

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When everything is examined for what it really is, the only thing that I can truly claim as my own is the mistakes that I have made.


Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,15:25
I know a guy (that is to say he's someone who interviewed me for a job and at the same time tried to get in my pants) who I had just assumed was 20, 21 at the oldest.

He's almost 30.

D'oh.

Then the same thing happened to me at a friend's house. Guy looks like he's 18, he's 29. At least now I know he's old enough to hit on.

Maybe it's all the preservatives in food these days.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 07 2001,15:30
How about the young guys that look old?

There's a studmuffin in the dance team ... I thought he was 20 something ..

him: "I'm only 17!"
me: "Holy crap, you are SO illegal!"
him: "That's why I'm desirable! I'm the forbidden fruit!"


Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,15:33
I just card them up front now. I'm considering getting one of those ID scanners...

I *so* do not desire going to jail to be the girlfriend of Bertha the Butch Prison Barbarian.

NO NO NO not this chick.

I'm not doin a Mary Kay LeTourneau... no matter how much some 17 year old guy wants to bang an older chick.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,15:50
I'm 28, but I look like I'm 16. (maybe 17 by now) It sucks! I've almost never gone anywhere without getting carded.
What's worse is that I'm in a managment position at a big firm and I almost never get the respect I should have until I'm introduced. On several occasions people have blown me off thinking I was like an intern or something. I had to pull out my card and give them the *ahem* 1 0wn j00!!
Posted by Nikita on Nov. 07 2001,15:56
yea no shit ... card em all!
Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,15:57
So you sound like a guy I know Wiley...

Of course, where I work I get mistaken for a student daily.

My hair is too multi-color, I have too many piercings, I dress too young, and I just plain look too young to be anything other than a student.

Except that I'm on the faculty. I have to show people my ID tag before they believe me.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 07 2001,17:26
I'm 20... I miss being a teen
Posted by Vigilante on Nov. 07 2001,17:32
Yeah Slate. I won Q3 from a website ( < www.domainofgames.com > ) which you can see on my monitor in some of the other pics in that directory. Good thing too, since I never would have spent money on that piece of shit.

I'm 19; I miss being 0.

This message has been edited by Vigilante on November 08, 2001 at 12:33 AM


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,18:01
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
So you sound like a guy I know Wiley...
Of course, where I work I get mistaken for a student daily.
My hair is too multi-color, I have too many piercings, I dress too young, and I just plain look too young to be anything other than a student.
Except that I'm on the faculty. I have to show people my ID tag before they believe me.

I don't think the hair/piercing thing would work here. We fire for not wearing you jacket and tie at all times. I dream of a casual day ...let alone a "body modification day".


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 07 2001,18:23
Well, I've got the opposite problem... I look older than I am. Usually I have to show my student ID card in order to get price reductions in the cinema etc., it sucks. The good side is I almost never get carded. The downside is conversations like "you go to university?" - "no, I'm still in High School". Not to talk about the men older than 40 who hit on me...

I'm 18. I've looked like 22 for the past 3 years. The gap is closing. Being 16 and looking like 22 got on my nerves. Being 18 and looking like 22 is okay. Being 22 and looking like 22 will be normal. I'm definitely looking forward to being 30 and looking like 22!

I remember hanging out with a guy in Spain. I was 17 and he was 30. It looked like I was 22 and he was 25. We looked hot dancing salsa!

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Questo è il bacio de Tosca!


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 07 2001,18:26
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
I remember hanging out with a guy in Spain. I was 17 and he was 30. It looked like I was 22 and he was 25. We looked hot dancing salsa!


Speaking of spain, Anyone else been to KAPITAL in madrid?

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I haven't had sex that good since grade school. -marla


Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,18:57
Wiley:

I avoid any place that bans my running shoes and hoodie right off the bat.

I teach at a school that has a "dress code" which I altered to suit myself.

They have yet to say a word to me, because the one and only time they commented on anything I told them "Hey, you hired an engineer, not a fashion plate."

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 07 2001,19:56
heh.... youre all damned old...

2 weeks ago i was in EB picking up gran thief auto 3.... some guy ahead of was buying the game too, but the sales clerk wouldnt seel it to him, apparently you have to be 18 y/o to buy an 'M' (mature) rated game. 5 mintues later i walked out of the store, game in hand.

so i guess i can pass for an 18 y/o.

w00ta.

now i can go buy ciggarettes, which i will not smoke. hehehhe


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,19:57
Seeing how our firm is currently laying off 10,000 people I really don't mind wearing the tie so much anymore. ...at least I'm not going to be living in a box for Christmas.
(knock on wood)
Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,20:09
That's why I specifically targeted places that do well when most of the economy is doing poorly.

When the work world sucks, many of those who work go back to school.

College teaching seemed like a natural. Plus I'm the only really geekified person here, and they'd be hard pressed to find someone to replace me.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 07 2001,22:35
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
That's why I specifically targeted places that do well when most of the economy is doing poorly

Yeah, but when the economy is doing well it's hookers & coke for everybody here. Oh why, oh why did somebody have to point out that the .com companies were not really making any money? The imaginary money was good enough for me.


Posted by kuru on Nov. 07 2001,22:42
I dunno man, but there are always plenty of poeple willing to enroll at those "institutions of higher learning".

Job security.

It's not the best job in the world...but at least I know it'll be here tomorrow.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by just_dave on Nov. 08 2001,05:17
So im a little behind but hey Kuru long time no speakie.... LOL but im 19 and I had a girl tell me I looked like im 29-30. I was like "WHATS YOU SMOKING!?!?!" I had to show her my id to prove it.
Posted by Observer on Nov. 08 2001,18:13
and her front. ::rimshot::

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."


Posted by incubus on Nov. 08 2001,19:04
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
and her front. ::rimshot::


*high 5*

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by kuru on Nov. 08 2001,23:47
My front is so much better than my back.

Teaching 'college' is ok, but I'm not exactly fond of it.

I'm 23.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by C_Puppy on Nov. 09 2001,02:43
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
Ok, so I've posted pics before but I've been out of pocket for a while.
< www.geocities.com/cavejulie/Crystal_Back_Shot.jpg/ >

< http://www.geocities.com/cavejulie/lucious_leather.txt >


DAMN--- How tall are you? I know pics can distort how tall you are in real life-- but I would bet you are at least 5'9" or 5'10-
but anyways-- looking good

PS-- Everyone- I did change my picture on my profile webpage so it is just me and not me and girls Have to be acurate these days you know.

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"We're all monkeys......HEY! Get Outta my CHAIR!" - 12 Monkeys


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 09 2001,05:14
Kuru, Rhydant, did you guys say how old you were? I think if you did, I must have missed it.
Rhydant's comments lead me to think he's in the neighborhood of "barely a teen," not to say he is that young.

Kuru, how do you like teaching college? That's the direction I want to head in (Eng/Lit however is what I want to teach). I don't really know any people who teach college to get an opinion from, so your's interests me greatly.


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 09 2001,05:17
Yay! kuru's back!!!!!

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by miNus on Nov. 09 2001,10:43
Engineering?

Probably not.

I've got the same situation as stomper, minus the ladies. When I was either... 13 or 14, I can't remember, I was checking into a flight and the guy asked me for my ID (at the time I had not shaved in a while ). I gave him my school ID he was like... whoops.

I'm 18 and I'd say I probably look... 21? As soon as I get a picture I'l leave that up to you folks to decide though


Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 09 2001,16:16
i enjoy beying carded everywhere, it just means when i'm 40, i'll look 30.. the only disadvantage is when i'm walking through a mall getting hit on by 12 - 14 year olds.

I'm 20. and i don't have anywhere to post a picture of myself.

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Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand.


Posted by syf on Nov. 09 2001,16:53
I have the same problem...being a good deal native american has some disadvantages -- sure, I never have to shave, but it means I always look 12, so I always get carded -- even to get into a rated 'R' movie! Funny for sure.
Posted by The_Stomper on Nov. 09 2001,17:22
Heh. If only I had a recent pic, I'd make you all play the wonderful "Guess How Old Stomper Is?" game. Everyone loses. Never had one person guess my age right - from a pic or to my face.

Well ... either way, I'm 18 - but I've heard nothing lower than 20 in the guesses. Average seems to be 24-25 years old. I guess it's the goatee that does it. There's something sexy about ladies in their late 20s hitting on me ... and everything hilarious about their expressions when they find out how old that "hot guy" they've been slidling up to really is.

Mind you, I don't tell them all. Why ruin their fun? (and mine )


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 09 2001,17:54
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
My front is so much better than my back.

Teaching 'college' is ok, but I'm not exactly fond of it.

I'm 23.


Aren't you a little young to be teaching college???


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 09 2001,22:14
*sigh*
I got hit on by a 15 year old kid tonight. I feel like a grandmother.
Posted by syf on Nov. 10 2001,00:14
aren't you?

:-D


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 10 2001,00:55
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
Rhydant's comments lead me to think he's in the neighborhood of "barely a teen," not to say he is that young.


ill be 17 next month.
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 10 2001,00:57
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
aren't you?

:-D



*Burn*

Posted by Rshias on Nov. 10 2001,04:17
It doesn't get much newer than that. That picture is approximately 45 seconds old.

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WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??
WHERE'S THE MOUSEY??


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 10 2001,07:16
too bad you're a newbie and no one cares
Posted by incubus on Nov. 10 2001,07:19
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
too bad you're a newbie and no one cares

Too bad your posts are worse than the average newbie.


Posted by Rshias on Nov. 10 2001,08:11
Newbie perhaps, but having lurked here for a good 1.5 - 2 years, the politics are nothing new. The "n00b factor" gets thrown around a lot on these boards, so it was kind of expected. Maybe it's time to start making more than 1 post every 2-3 months.
Posted by syf on Nov. 10 2001,23:18
take my word for it - CK is about to go down long and hard.
Posted by just_dave on Nov. 10 2001,23:22
quote:
Originally posted by Rshias:
Newbie perhaps, but having lurked here for a good 1.5 - 2 years, the politics are nothing new. The "n00b factor" gets thrown around a lot on these boards, so it was kind of expected. Maybe it's time to start making more than 1 post every 2-3 months.

I agree, but nice to see another Kentucky Boy around, I don't feel so lonely. Welcome Aboard man.


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 10 2001,23:34
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
take my word for it - CK is about to go down long and hard.

::Starts a fire under your ass::

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Posted by incubus on Nov. 11 2001,00:23
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
take my word for it - CK is about to go down long and hard.

Obligatory Homosexuality Joke

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 11 2001,11:14
Young? Nah.

I'm a degreed engineer and I know the subject matter.

That's enough qualification to teach post-secondary.

The only thing I can't do is get professorship, so my title is 'Instructor'.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 12 2001,18:18
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
[QUOTE]ill be 17 next month.

My sister turned 17 on the 4th of July.
I see my feelings of being old were legitimate.


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 12 2001,18:30
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
My sister turned 17 on the 4th of July.


How's she doin'? Where's she from? Got milk? err i mean a pic?


Posted by syf on Nov. 12 2001,20:07
I concur. Where's a picture?
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 12 2001,21:50
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
How's she doin'? Where's she from? Got milk? err i mean a pic?

i do believe that post was directed towards me, not j00.
....errr
heh heh
Forum Rivalry. Grrrrr.

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< =rwa= >


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 12 2001,21:51
Damn, I just noticed something...Bin Laden

and that dude are doing the same hand gesture

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

This message has been edited by Greasemonk on November 13, 2001 at 05:05 PM


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 12 2001,22:27
Bah, that proves nothing.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 12 2001,22:38
Here is me and Dino. The picture is about 8 months old.
< http://members.home.net/briansho/0Z160011.jpg >

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 13 2001,00:07
Wow Greasemonk, I think I figured out why you chose that nick. hehe, just kidding

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Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 13 2001,00:41
hehe...boooeeeys booeeysss. calm down now.
I'll see if I can find 1 of her and post it on here. (If I have 1 and think about it when I get home I'll post it here.)
And to answer the question of her location, the milk comment was pretty close considering she lives in the country in FL near Ft. Walton Beach and Pensacola.
Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 13 2001,02:05
heh, that's right next door to me... *blinking innocently*

<cough> pensacola </cough>

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Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 13 2001,03:56
there are cows in florida?
Posted by syf on Nov. 13 2001,05:03
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
::Starts a fire under your ass::


you'll see.....you'll all see! MUAHAHAHAHA


Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 13 2001,05:20
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
*sigh*
I got hit on by a 15 year old kid tonight. I feel like a grandmother.

I get hit on by 15 year olds with their babies sometimes!! :P

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 13 2001,05:59
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
Obligatory Homosexuality Joke


Damn it incubus!

I need to read this thread more so I get to do the Obligatory Homosexuality Jokes™!

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 13 2001,12:18
More importantly, there are young people in florida?
Posted by Greasemonk on Nov. 13 2001,12:48
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Here is me and Dino. The picture is about 8 months old.
< http://members.home.net/briansho/0Z160011.jpg >


Hehe I was going to choose Greaseman but he kinda has a bad reputation now. DOH!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality


Posted by kuru on Nov. 13 2001,20:15
Photo Removed.

;)


kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 13 2001,20:27
Wow, that's a beautiful piece of hardware there.

And the owner's not half-bad looking either


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 13 2001,20:31
quote:
Originally posted by Hellraiser:
More importantly, there are young people in florida?

Tons. But strangely it seems like all of them are preppy bitches or dumb ghetto people

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by incubus on Nov. 13 2001,21:02
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:


nice smile!

ive considered dying my hair now at some point but ill never get round to it.

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Posted by Rshias on Nov. 13 2001,21:56
Kuru looks decidedly mischievious.
Posted by kuru on Nov. 13 2001,22:00
Thanks...

So, anyway, there I am. Like finally seeing the person who does the voice of your favorite cartoon character.

I could've gone all out for some glamour shot or something, but nothing will match what people had formed in their minds. Instead, there's a somewhat blurry webcam pic I took in my old apartment.

Enjoy... or somethin.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by miNus on Nov. 13 2001,23:39
Well... when you said 'pic' I was imagining something a little bigger and a little less blurry

But hey! Anyway, wtf kind of gun is that?

I know it looks familiar...


Posted by syf on Nov. 14 2001,00:19
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
too bad you're a newbie and no one cares


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 14 2001,00:37
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
Tons. But strangely it seems like all of them are preppy bitches or dumb ghetto people


No dear, you're in SOUTH FL. If you've ever been to NW FL then you'll know that if you go to either end of that state that you'll find 2 different worlds. I've always said that I'm from so far South that it's almost North again. It's pretty country further North. My sister's a cutie but she's NOT a wigger or a preppy bitch.
I'm going down for Thanksgiving so I'm going to FORCE her to scan some of her recent pics and send them to my house so I can post some of her. I couldn't find one scanned that was worth a damn at my house.

AND! EvilGenius, do you live in P'cola??


Posted by kuru on Nov. 14 2001,08:26
Ruger P95DC.

Loaded with Federal's Hydrashock hollowpoint ammo.

Nice and accurate too.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 14 2001,14:49
Nice Kuru. I'm looking forward to going home for Thanksgiving just so I can shoot my Ruger 22 (I've had it since I was 9 and haven't shot it in forever). It needs zeroing badly. I'm spoiled to the outdoors for shooting so I refuse to shoot in a range in this damned city so I just take it w/me when I go home to visit.
I've been thinking of getting another pistol lately...I'm liking your taste.
Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 14 2001,20:10
I used to live not to far from a Ruger factory. Its in Newport New Hampshire, and every day at 3:30 it fucks up the traffic for hours on the local routes when the workers shift is over. But they make some real nice firearms.

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Posted by miNus on Nov. 14 2001,22:24
Well, I think it's gone on long enough.

Maybe, MAYBE if you gals ask nicely you'll get a b0><0r shot in the other thread

That's me in the MIDDLE, smart alecs. I should have learned from Beldurin's mistake, I can just hear it now "oooh, your fur looks so sooooft..."

edit: Oh and thanks to incubus for the leet hostage. And happy 400 posts, thread.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 15, 2001 at 05:30 PM


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 14 2001,22:35
*shiver* OOOOOO...pretttyy eyess, darrrkk hairrr. you're preeettttyyyy (but not in a "gay" way)
Posted by miNus on Nov. 14 2001,23:25
Hazel eyes actually

I'll have to post a picture because they look really wierd... kind of like some winamp equalizer plugin...

And it's very reassuring that you don't find me 'gay' pretty


Posted by syf on Nov. 15 2001,00:02
well I certainly do!
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 15 2001,01:45
Damn Minus, you are a hottie just like Beldurin!
Posted by kuru on Nov. 15 2001,01:48
So, Minus.... how old are you again?

j/k dude. Everyone knows I'm already married....


To a 9mm Ruger.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Dysorderia on Nov. 15 2001,02:14
Are you guys trying to get the thread to 20 pages again so it goes weird?

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Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 15 2001,09:11
quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
Are you guys trying to get the thread to 20 pages again so it goes weird?


I remember that..
hahahah


edit:

Wasnt that due to the lack of HD space though?

This message has been edited by SLATE on November 16, 2001 at 04:12 AM


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 15 2001,10:45
I do believe that was a limitation on UBB.

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Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.


Posted by miNus on Nov. 15 2001,11:49
Haha, that's funny syf, because when I look at you, all I can think of is that fruity blonde prince(ess) from Holy Grail.

Oh, and 18.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 16, 2001 at 06:50 AM


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 15 2001,12:05
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Oh, and 18.

That's like, legal age...

I'll just say one word. Yummy.

No, two words. Italian Yummy. Even better.

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Posted by peregrin on Nov. 15 2001,13:05
it seems that everyone on this board has a celebrity similarity. miNus, you ever been told you look like billy zane?

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please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 15 2001,14:10
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Italian Yummy.


Do you use altoids while doing that?

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Sheila: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 15 2001,14:14
[off topic ignore]
Ash: you got two things going for you right now jack and shit... and jack just skipped town

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 15 2001,15:38
I don't have a celebrity similarity.

That I know of. I hope I don't have one...

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 15 2001,16:18
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
I don't have a celebrity similarity.

That I know of. I hope I don't have one...


Don't worry, I can't see one...


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 15 2001,18:53
minus is a rusky!
Posted by miNus on Nov. 15 2001,19:29
Well fuckin' DUH!

I lived in Alaska up till last year...

You should see me when I don't shave for a week

Waitaminute... wtf are you talking about?

This message has been edited by miNus on November 16, 2001 at 03:06 PM


Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Nov. 15 2001,21:24
miNus....PLEASE post a pic of your eyes. I absolutely LOVE light colored eyes and DARK hair. The only <way> my honey could be any sexier to me is if he was blue eyed w/his black hair. I hope our kids get his hair color and my eye color.

OH!...and you're closer to my sister's age than mine. How sad. You look closer to my age. What a shame

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on November 16, 2001 at 04:28 PM


Posted by Dysorderia on Nov. 15 2001,21:37
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Well fuckin' DUH!

I lived in Alaska up till last year...

You should see me when I don't shave for a week

Waitaminute... wtf are you talking about?


CK is being his usual ignorant self...

I think that he means rusky as in "i am rusky you capitalist pig-dog"

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Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 16 2001,04:05
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
miNus....PLEASE post a pic of your eyes. I absolutely LOVE light colored eyes

what? you like black?
hell, they look black from that picture...

my eyes are green. and people always stop and complement them. makes me feel good

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Screw this crap, I've had it. I ain't no Mr. Cool.
< =rwa= >


Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 16 2001,04:09
quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
No dear, you're in SOUTH FL. If you've ever been to NW FL then you'll know that if you go to either end of that state that you'll find 2 different worlds. I've always said that I'm from so far South that it's almost North again. It's pretty country further North. My sister's a cutie but she's NOT a wigger or a preppy bitch.
I'm going down for Thanksgiving so I'm going to FORCE her to scan some of her recent pics and send them to my house so I can post some of her. I couldn't find one scanned that was worth a damn at my house.

AND! EvilGenius, do you live in P'cola??


i know the extreme differences.. and i know of extreme preppy bithces, ghetto's, and super-hics in all areas... i hate florida. i hope if fucking falls off when the bomb hits. and hell, this coming from a kid who grew up in the world's most beautiful beaches.. so they say.. number one summer/spring break spot my ass. the guy to girl ratio is 10 to 1... that's 10, fucking 10 sausages to every 1 female. it blows ass.. woops, </rant>


and yes, PTL, i attned UWF, and live on campus.

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Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 16 2001,04:10
rusky=russian, i.e. you look like you are of russian descent.
Posted by miNus on Nov. 16 2001,10:24
Rhydant: Hazel (Green/Light brown)

CatKnight: Italian (well technically: 1/2 italian, 1/4 german, 1/32 cherokee, 7/32 miscellaneous)


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 16 2001,11:50
quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
the guy to girl ratio is 10 to 1... that's 10, fucking 10 sausages to every 1 female. it blows ass.. woops, </rant>


Thats only because your past the high school age, the girls actually outnumber the guys at my high school, but it seems once everyone drops out/graduates they all run off to more intresting lands. Blah.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by syf on Nov. 16 2001,15:00
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
Rhydant: Hazel (Green/Light brown)

CatKnight: Italian (well technically: 1/2 italian, 1/4 german, 1/32 cherokee, 7/32 miscellaneous)


What the hell is it with people always being like, "I'm italian" when in reality they're American. All of my British friends always joke about that because it's such a bowl of crap. You're not Italian! You're American! 1/32? That's so non-influential that it's not even worth considering. Sorry to go off at you minus, I really don't mean to, you were just the first person to do that and it's one of my pet peeves.

It's just like people are afraid to claim to be American.


Posted by incubus on Nov. 16 2001,15:12
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
What the hell is it with people always being like, "I'm italian" when in reality they're American. All of my British friends always joke about that because it's such a bowl of crap. You're not Italian! You're American! 1/32? That's so non-influential that it's not even worth considering. Sorry to go off at you minus, I really don't mean to, you were just the first person to do that and it's one of my pet peeves.

It's just like people are afraid to claim to be American.


He said HALF ITALIAN you fucking retard.

That said, I concur.

Them "Oh, i'm irish american."

Me "Cool, I'm half irish. Who's irish, your mom or your dad?"

Them "no, i'm 1/64 irish."

Me "Oh ... kay."

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 16 2001,15:37
When you folks say you have 'x' heritage, was one of your parents originally a citizen of 'x' country? I'm 1/2 Polish and 1/2 Irish, but 3'rd or 4'th generation from when those fellows came over.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 16 2001,15:39
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
Thats only because your past the high school age, the girls actually outnumber the guys at my high school, but it seems once everyone drops out/graduates they all run off to more intresting lands. Blah.

when i went to largo in the tenth grade <cough> 1996 </cough> for a band trip, assumiong you went to Largo High, i met all the fat chicks in the Largo Band of Gold. but if you don't go to largo high or whatever the name is, more power to ya.. and the next time i'm down in that area, you'll have ot take me to meet these women, i may be out of high-school, but i can always lower my age standard..


Edit: most of my family os from LA... lower alabama.
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This message has been edited by EvilGenius on November 17, 2001 at 10:42 AM


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 16 2001,16:37
quote:
Originally posted by peregrin:
it seems that everyone on this board has a celebrity similarity.

Hmmm... well, in case I have one, which celeb would it be?

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Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 16 2001,18:03
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
Plus there's all the usual skinny, scantly-clad, horney, slutty ghetto girls.

Ugh.

That is all.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by incubus on Nov. 16 2001,18:26
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
*kuru gets out the pH meter.

Hmm... pH 1.7



Saucer of milk, table four!


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 16 2001,19:28
reow!
Posted by miNus on Nov. 16 2001,20:17
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
What the hell is it with people always being like, "I'm italian" when in reality they're American. All of my British friends always joke about that because it's such a bowl of crap. You're not Italian! You're American! 1/32? That's so non-influential that it's not even worth considering. Sorry to go off at you minus, I really don't mean to, you were just the first person to do that and it's one of my pet peeves.

It's just like people are afraid to claim to be American.


He was asking about my descendency, I told him about my descendency. The only American descendents are NATIVE AMERICANS (hence the name), whether or not you were born here. So if some of your ancestors came from Italy (as did mine) then you are of ITALIAN DESCENT. Ok? Ok I think you may be able to understand this now.

In summary: I was not talking about my CITIZENSHIP, I was talking about my DESCENDENCY.

And you're wrong. 1/32 is MUCH more than none, in the eyes of some. I know my mother looked into it because if she could trace her Cherokee ancestors back a few generations, there's some kind of special priveliges you can get.

Yes, I am PROUD to be an American, but I am also PROUD of my Italian heritage. There are certain traditions and certain beliefs that my family has, and I would not be the same person if it were not because of that.

Anyway, sorry to go off on you, syf, ignorance is one of my pet peeves.


Posted by askheaves on Nov. 16 2001,22:03
Out of curiousity, I wonder how many people outside of north america have some Native American blood in them. I also wonder how often the pureblooded Native Americans leave North America. Somehow I just don't picture it. And, if they do, do they get treated like Americans, even though it's not their culture and they may be ashamed of it or something?

Just a strange set of thoughts came together at once. My apologies.


Posted by syf on Nov. 16 2001,22:11
1/32 Cherokee means nothing, dipshit. I'm calling you a dipshit because of your little ignorance comments -- once again, you're calling me ignorant without knowing anything about me. I'm 3/4 native american by descendancy. Iriquois...straight down from my dead grandmother, who was fullblooded. so I'd know a thing or two more than you or your Mom about "rights and priveledges". I don't use any "special priveledges" I might recieve -- anyone who relies on that crap is weak -- it's taking advantage of a handicap.

Don't start arguing. It's just not worth it, and we'll both look dumber for it.
Now...to get back on track a litte, let me cover something else: I understand what you're trying to say. It's just that, when you go to europe and ask what someone "is", they say "Italian" or "Spanish" or "English" or "Norwegian", etc. Because that's where they're from. But if you come to American and ask the same question, people start into this whole spiel about how they're 1/46 blah, and 1/72 blah...shut the fuck up! You're American! Everyone here knows that America is a melting pot, and the fact of the matter is that every European person I've known has thought it to be retarded that we engage in such practices. And if you're going to try and take a shot at me and tell me I've only known one European person, don't -- all of my friends here are from England, Scotland, Ireland, Norway, Holland, Germany, Russia, Pakistan, or Italy. (I don't befriend many Americans; they're generally uncultured. You can learn a lot more from people who have lived abroad.)

This message has been edited by syf on November 17, 2001 at 05:18 PM


Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 16 2001,22:50
quote:
Originally posted by caseman984:
Good GOD boy, don't base our school on the band! I do goto Largo High, if you want to see hot girls, look at our chorus, I can think of... hmm.. maybe 4 chicks in there that are, for lack of a better word, fugly, but the rest look pretty nice. Plus there's all the usual skinny, scantly-clad, horney, slutty ghetto girls. God I love High School.



apologies my friend... just giving my experience..

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 16 2001,23:12
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
I'm 3/4 native american by descendancy. Iriquois...straight down from my dead grandmother, who was fullblooded.

How does one grandmother = you being 3/4 Native American?

p.s. - it's Iroquois, Shikellamy

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on November 17, 2001 at 06:13 PM


Posted by syf on Nov. 16 2001,23:15
my mom's side gives me 1/4

my dad's side is grandfather 1/4 + grandmother 100\%


Iroquois indeed - I was typing fast to make it back into black and white.

This message has been edited by syf on November 17, 2001 at 06:16 PM


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 16 2001,23:26
narf
Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 17 2001,00:28
uhm.. sfy looks about as white as they come.

so if you didnt point it out in every other post, id say you were just another american, that isnt italian, native american, or anything.

but does it matter? were all just gonna keep on fucking till were the same race anyways.

This message has been edited by Rhydant on November 17, 2001 at 07:29 PM


Posted by smart on Nov. 17 2001,01:07
That might take a while.

What would we call a "universal race?"

Would we even have to have a name, considering everybody would be the same?

FUCK I'VE GONE CROSSEYED.


Posted by syf on Nov. 17 2001,01:57
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
were all just gonna keep on fucking till were the same race anyways.

that sounds like a plan to me!

On the Native American thing one more time: Minus, my bad, there is one cool part to being native american (and unfortunately something you can't do, since you're not a good enough \%)...and that is...buy peyote! It's a type of hallucinogen. You can buy it legally if you can prove 1/3 decendency. It's stronger than most market drugs, and was used by indians during ceremonies....it's extract from a cactus or something.


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 17 2001,02:42
Go buy some and sent it to me.

I'll pay double.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on November 17, 2001 at 09:42 PM


Posted by Dysorderia on Nov. 17 2001,03:50
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
It's just like people are afraid to claim to be American.
No offense meant to the Americans in here, but I will never consider myself an "american"(I live in miami currently).
I dislike nationalism, which seems to run rampant in the USA.

I agree with syf that the average american is not very cultured and not very bright.

But then again, some of the most radical technologies have been borne in the US...

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Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.


Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 17 2001,05:03
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
Hmmm... well, in case I have one, which celeb would it be?


Minnie Driver. She's sexy as hell, and that pic you showed me of you reminded me of her.


Posted by kuru on Nov. 17 2001,05:08
quote:
Dark-Angel99 said:
Don't worry, I can't see one...

*kuru gets out the pH meter.

Hmm... pH 1.7

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by caseman984 on Nov. 17 2001,05:20
quote:
Originally posted by EvilGenius:
when i went to largo in the tenth grade <cough> 1996 </cough> for a band trip, assumiong you went to Largo High, i met all the fat chicks in the Largo Band of Gold. but if you don't go to largo high or whatever the name is, more power to ya.. and the next time i'm down in that area, you'll have ot take me to meet these women, i may be out of high-school, but i can always lower my age standard..

Good GOD boy, don't base our school on the band! I do goto Largo High, if you want to see hot girls, look at our chorus, I can think of... hmm.. maybe 4 chicks in there that are, for lack of a better word, fugly, but the rest look pretty nice. Plus there's all the usual skinny, scantly-clad, horney, slutty ghetto girls. God I love High School.

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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 17 2001,06:30
quote:
Originally posted by smart:
What would we call a "universal race?"

Arian! Seig heil!

NOTE: don't mean to offend anyone. sorry, its 4:30 am and it sounds funny


Posted by mqa on Nov. 17 2001,06:59
holy shit. miracle of miracles, i actually agree with syf... im stunned.
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 17 2001,07:35
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
Go buy some and sent it to me.

I'll pay double.


make it quadruple and cheif SLATE will try to get you some..


Posted by sHuoReNviOLiN on Nov. 17 2001,14:03
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
It's just that, when you go to europe and ask what someone "is", they say "Italian" or "Spanish" or "English" or "Norwegian", etc. Because that's where they're from. But if you come to American and ask the same question, people start into this whole spiel about how they're 1/46 blah, and 1/72 blah...shut the fuck up! You're American! Everyone here knows that America is a melting pot, and the fact of the matter is that every European person I've known has thought it to be retarded that we engage in such practices.

Why should we care what Europeans think, exactly? We can be American by birth, and some other nationality by culture...not like we all hafta become part of this big cultural blob. Granted, the 1/72 thing is kinda stupid, but...um...it's known as a "joke".

-Chinese- American and damn proud of it.


Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Nov. 17 2001,14:14
My god there's still people alive in this thread?!
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 17 2001,14:22
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
buy peyote! It's a type of hallucinogen. You can buy it legally if you can prove 1/3 decendency. It's stronger than most market drugs, and was used by indians during ceremonies....it's extract from a cactus or something.

Cheech: Are you sure this is peyote man?
Chong: Oh wait theres these little green things running around on it. And theres a big momma green thing.. well half a big mama green thing.

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Posted by Nikita on Nov. 17 2001,14:26
I agree w/ syf ... I tell ppl that yea I'm American and YET they ask:

"where are you from?"
"I'm from Illinois"
"no no, what are you really?"
"ummm, I'm human, and I'm American"
"no no, what's your ancestry? your ethnicity?"

But after a few generations of italian-polish-german-swedish x greek-turkish-french-spanish etc. whoopee... it's gonna be one long hell of "oh I'm 1/256 this, 1/128 that ..."

I like my heritage and I like this country. I don't mind telling my friends what kind of sugar and spice makes me nice. But I hate it when ppl I have just known for an hour or two launch into the aforementioned sequence of questions ... it's definitely interesting, but that's like reciting the pedigree for a showhorse ...

Also, most of my friends are from europe. Hell, I'm dating a european. The average joe is usually one fry short of a happy meal, but hey ... it ain't all that bad ... (or is it?!)


Posted by Observer on Nov. 17 2001,14:37
Short Circuit:

So where are you from"

- Bakersfield.

No, no. I mean your ancestors.

- oh, them. Pittsburgh

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 17 2001,15:56
By definition, I suppose I am a 'native American'.

I was born here. That makes me native to the land called America.

And I really don't see what's so bad about admitting proudly that I am an American.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by CatKnight on Nov. 17 2001,16:27
lol when did you all become conservatives

observer-lol I loved that movie


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 17 2001,16:29
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Short Circuit:

So where are you from"

- Bakersfield.

No, no. I mean your ancestors.

- oh, them. Pittsburgh


Who is Short Circut? I'm from Bakersfield too...


Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 17 2001,17:23
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
that sounds like a plan to me!

On the Native American thing one more time: Minus, my bad, there is one cool part to being native american (and unfortunately something you can't do, since you're not a good enough \%)...and that is...buy peyote! It's a type of hallucinogen. You can buy it legally if you can prove 1/3 decendency. It's stronger than most market drugs, and was used by indians during ceremonies....it's extract from a cactus or something.


Yes, it's from cactus, yes it's a hallucingen, but you'll be puking your guts out 10 minutes after taking it.

In other news, boy this shit is WAY off topic...I want to see more pics of the ladies!

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Posted by syf on Nov. 17 2001,17:36
Yeah, I'd never take the stuff myself. It's fucking potent from what I hear. I don't know how much it costs, but I know that one company is gov't liscensed to sell it.
Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 17 2001,19:29
it's battery fluid.. he's bleeding to death.
Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 17 2001,19:58
Great movie. When I did that robot test, I was Johnny five, which I think is funny because I've always identified more with the Terminator or R2-D2. But hey, its all cool.

Back to the subject, when are peoples gonna post more pics rather than discuss nationality or ethnicity?

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by Wiley on Nov. 17 2001,20:49
I'm 1/2 Italian (Mother is 100\%), 1/2 Hillbilly/white-trash (Father is from 300 years on the same mountain in West Virginia, pre-colonial times)
So what does this mean? I dunno ...but maybe I can get pure olive oil from some government sponsored program for half WOPs and use it for fryin up some squirel.
mmmm mmmmm ...that's some good eats.
Posted by just_dave on Nov. 17 2001,22:36
I posted one once before but it wasnt that much of a good pic here we go

Posted by SLATE on Nov. 18 2001,00:17
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Posts: 1015

Welcome to the club

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 18 2001,00:49
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Welcome to the club

I feel different. Wait no I dont.

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Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 18 2001,01:55
Forum whore!

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Old farts never die, they just get blown away.


Posted by ASCIIMan on Nov. 18 2001,03:56

Johnny 5 alive!
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 18 2001,05:01
quote:
Originally posted by syf:
It's just that, when you go to europe and ask what someone "is", they say "Italian" or "Spanish" or "English" or "Norwegian", etc. Because that's where they're from. But if you come to American and ask the same question, people start into this whole spiel about how they're 1/46 blah, and 1/72 blah...shut the fuck up! You're American! Everyone here knows that America is a melting pot, and the fact of the matter is that every European person I've known has thought it to be retarded that we engage in such practices.

Then you don't know enough Europeans. I am German by passport and nationality. To the question of nationality, I usually respond with "3/4 German, 1/4 Austrian, and the Austrian is what dominates." When people ask stupid questions after that they get to hear that I consider myself a citizen of the world. End of story.

And then, I think there's a difference between being American by nationality, and seeing America as home country and showing pride at being an American, and the ethnicity which gives a cultural background and much more interesting things to a life that would otherwise (if everyone was the same) be uniform and boring.

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 18 2001,05:07
DarkAngel:

It's not a 'who' it's a 'what'.

Short Circuit is a geek-cult 80s movie starring Steve Guttenberg, Ally Sheedy and Fisher Stevens about a robot named 'Johnny 5' that 'is alive!'

Go rent it. You'll understand.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by syf on Nov. 18 2001,08:56
those movies were the shit.
Posted by SLATE on Nov. 18 2001,09:23
his creator was the man.

Help me rhonda, help help me rhonda.


Posted by Observer on Nov. 18 2001,09:45
The most amazing thing to me was when I found out later that Fisher Stevens isn't really Indian.

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Posted by WillyPete on Nov. 18 2001,14:50
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:



Mine is bigger. And I have two. < ht tp://communities.msn.co.uk/_Secure/0TwChXVMetbWJ!E!jSGVN6sU4GoyciM3pu0cyh0laZteMR0xu*oUxx4ZHDIScDdY!VuDdI5gYZCe0MsZutQ1xCeisybBQ0v9J6jj6nY6PikBzaXqCkl5Z4A/R5_twinauto.jpg >

Edit: Ooops, cant get MSN to show pics.


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Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 18 2001,14:55
I don't care how much Native American Blood you've got in you, peyote is illegal to buy anywhere and have at any time. The native american church can't even do it anymore.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.


This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on November 19, 2001 at 09:57 AM


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 18 2001,18:12
quote:
Originally posted by WillyPete:

Mine is bigger. And I have two.


I'de love to see you shoot both of those at the same time and A) not wound yourself and B) actually hit your target.

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Posted by kuru on Nov. 18 2001,18:18
It's not the size of the gun or the weight of the bullet...

It's if you can hit the target.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by kai on Nov. 18 2001,18:54
always wanted a pistol. cept i suck bad with them. get me my .308, now that i can r0x0r with.

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-edit
w00t 13th page.
this thread is still alive? gah!

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 18 2001,23:02
Beware the eye of RA!


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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer

This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on November 19, 2001 at 06:09 PM


Posted by syf on Nov. 19 2001,00:22
Beware, the eye of RA!


Posted by miNus on Nov. 19 2001,00:24
This test has been concluded...

...

Beware the red X

...

This message has been edited by miNus on November 19, 2001 at 07:56 PM


Posted by syf on Nov. 19 2001,05:17
no, you just read it wrong. there are always exceptions.
< http://www.nativeamericanchurch.com/law.html >
Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 19 2001,05:42
I'm pretty sure that they cannot use it for anything anymore. That's 1994. I did some studying on thisn last year.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by syf on Nov. 19 2001,09:20
oh yeah. THAT's why I don't post on a public server -- because there are always fucknuggets deleting stuff!
Posted by syf on Nov. 19 2001,15:28
TaxMan: I'm pretty positive that you can. My dad has since two years ago.

kuru: Amen! I have a load of guns on my grandfather's farm, but my favorite is still a Winchester .22 with a bigass sight. If you can hit it in the head, even a .22 is going to kill it.


Posted by WillyPete on Nov. 19 2001,20:25
quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
I'de love to see you shoot both of those at the same time and A) not wound yourself and B) actually hit your target.

If you look close you CAN actually see they're being shot.
No wounds.
And with 2x 35 round mags emptying in 3.5 seconds, you pretty much hit the target and EVERYTHING near it. With those particular rifles, the recoil is astonishing. It pushes you at least a full step back before it finishes. Also, because there's gas ports on top of the piston chamber, they don't climb. Kind of like those vents or ports you get on competition barrels for semi-auto pistols.
At about 75m, all you see is a dust cloud envelope the target, spread is about 3m radius either side.

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
It's not the size of the gun or the weight of the bullet...
It's if you can hit the target.

True, but this was more of an issue of 'can it be done'. (and what military institutions do with taxpayer money)
Arnie and Stallone don't look so tough to me anymore.
Honestly, would you not have tried it given the chance?

Whether or not I can hit anything where I want to with any calibre isn't in question here. (actually I've never had any doubts about my ability to do that)

Plus, I can't really brag about "my two big 'uns" as I had to give them back and you still own yours.
Neener neener to me. /sulk


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 20 2001,01:50

enjoy

This message has been edited by SLATE on November 20, 2001 at 08:52 PM


Posted by chmod on Nov. 20 2001,01:54
Hahaha... I was actually with SLATE when he bought that jacket, and he didn't know it was the German flag until I told him it was.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 20 2001,01:55
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:

enjoy


Take the money, just dont hurt me.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by askheaves on Nov. 20 2001,02:17
/me looks at Slate pic

"Wow! All these sexy guys! Keep 'em coming, boys!" <typical detnet girl>


Posted by miNus on Nov. 20 2001,09:29
Uhoh, he's got a knife.

<sarcasm> aaaah </sarcasm>


Posted by Wolfguard on Nov. 20 2001,11:52
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:

enjoy


Look at this fucknugget. He brings a knife to a gun fight.

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< Robot Conflict >


Posted by Nikita on Nov. 20 2001,12:50
Kinda like my CS buddies - who insist on running around with knives while I pick the most ass-cheatingest gun ... come on, use the good stuff! Why use an abacus when you have a calculator ...
Posted by cr0bar on Nov. 20 2001,14:37
Why use a calculator when no one gives a fuck?
Posted by sHuoReNviOLiN on Nov. 20 2001,23:31
quote:
Originally posted by cr0bar:
Why use a calculator when no one gives a fuck?

No, see, carrying the calculator around would be -why- no one gives you a fuck.


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 21 2001,00:30
< i wasnt paying attnetion while my friend took this... >
< i had to make this for a class. heh heh >

This message has been edited by Rhydant on November 21, 2001 at 07:31 PM


Posted by blanalex on Nov. 21 2001,01:28
< /me >

edit: i shaved my goatee since this picture has been taken

This message has been edited by blanalex on November 21, 2001 at 08:38 PM


Posted by miNus on Nov. 21 2001,01:47
I swear you look JUST LIKE this kid that comes in my store... Do you drive a black Altima?

*giggle* That's a goatee? J/K


Posted by miNus on Nov. 21 2001,02:19
Hey SLATE, you said that pic's for me? Well this one's for you. I was thinking about putting a caption, but I think it's classier with out one. Without further ado, I give you: SLATE - the hilarious links forum nazi!

This message has been edited by miNus on November 21, 2001 at 10:17 PM


Posted by syf on Nov. 21 2001,02:34
quote:
Originally posted by sHuoReNviOLiN:
No, see, carrying the calculator around would be -why- no one gives you a fuck.

Wow, you're so not funny! Have you considered doing that professionally?

Rhydant and blanalex, cool pics


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 21 2001,03:13
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:

enjoy


Thats not a knife.


This is a knife.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by solid on Nov. 21 2001,03:44

And this... is a machete.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 21 2001,03:50
Dont make me post the swords, battle axe and .44 again.

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AHHHH cobras ahhh ahhhh ahh cooooobraaaass cooobraass ahh -homer


Posted by WillyPete on Nov. 21 2001,11:55
My personal favourite argument resolver.
< http://content.communities.msn.co.uk/_Secure/0RwAAANIaY7PL3Dsombd9Bdw2!xQ1ZvWBTxHHAlb2xZeosF!JCxWzLhPjRnWGYLG1Jbpqx8fHrXBityjOgxuNJy7d9m2NCzZDKi1R1JTI8YU/LMG.jpg >

Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 21 2001,15:47
yeah, but i dont think hes got enough ammo.
Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 21 2001,18:04
SLATE - you know that the German army doesn't have these jackets anymore?

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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider


Posted by SLATE on Nov. 21 2001,20:01
quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
SLATE - you know that the German army doesn't have these jackets anymore?


I know


Posted by blanalex on Nov. 21 2001,20:31
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
I swear you look JUST LIKE this kid that comes in my store... Do you drive a black Altima?

That 'kid' ?? c'mon i was 19 on this picture (and i'm 21 now).

anw, my last car was a hyundai elantra 1992 white and rust and my new car (i had it a month ago) is a mazda protegé5 silver (<HOMER>hmmmm sexy</HOMER> )

quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
*giggle* That's a goatee? J/K

i know, i don't have much beard, i have a baby-face well, i should try < nair > to get my skin soft as a baby's butt

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 22 2001,05:35
< A more practical argument resolver >.
Posted by CNCJake on Nov. 23 2001,18:10
finally a picture of me. Here I am poping some caps with my cousin. My cousin is the one reloading.
< www.sigma.servehttp.com/me&cous.jpg >

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I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.


Posted by LiNeY on Nov. 23 2001,20:14
Oh my God, CNCJake... that sky... blue without a cloud... where's that place? I'll move there this instant!

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LiNeY Croft - Fridge Raider

This message has been edited by LiNeY on November 24, 2001 at 03:15 PM


Posted by miNus on Nov. 23 2001,21:17
quote:

CNCJake
lam0r
Posts: 13
From:Oakland,CA,USA
Registered: Oct 2001


Posted by CNCJake on Nov. 23 2001,21:57
the pic i posted was in Mecca Ca. next to my family's ranch. You can see the lemon trees in the background.

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I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.

This message has been edited by CNCJake on November 24, 2001 at 05:04 PM


Posted by just_dave on Nov. 24 2001,00:20
quote:
Originally posted by CNCJake:
You can see the lemon trees in the background.

No offense, but why does that sound funny to me. Is it the fact that its late and I know lemons grow on trees... but I still just think its funny??



Posted by TheTaxMan on Nov. 24 2001,14:23
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by Hellraiser on Nov. 25 2001,01:07
There's something wrong when the signature is over five times as long as the post.

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- William Shakespeare.


Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 25 2001,01:25
quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.


Oh, heh, I see you've played knifey spoony befor.


Posted by kai on Nov. 25 2001,02:04
quote:
Originally posted by CNCJake:
I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.

i fingered your mom, and found 3 other people logged on

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)


Posted by miNus on Nov. 25 2001,02:40
I defragged your mom, then created a FAT partition.

i wish i was teh funneh maaan


Posted by kornalldaway on Nov. 26 2001,00:46
fat only supports drives under 2 or 3 gigs
must've been FAT32
Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,01:46
No, see, each guy only gets a 1 gig partition.
Posted by just_dave on Nov. 26 2001,02:43
quote:
Originally posted by miNus:
No, see, each guy only gets a 1 gig partition.

Maybe limit to 10 megs per use and have shell accounts?
sorry couldn't pass that up


Posted by syf on Nov. 26 2001,10:34
could just make her a public FTP...

...then again, you never know what's on those things. I stay away from'em.


Posted by kai on Nov. 26 2001,21:19
could catch a nasty virus

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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)


Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,21:27
Damn, I was logged onto her last night and she shut down all the open ports!
Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 26 2001,22:10
fine, i'l take it off...

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Keep really low expectations, that way everything is a bonus. -- TheTaxMan

This message has been edited by EvilGenius on November 27, 2001 at 08:15 PM


Posted by CNCJake on Nov. 26 2001,22:14
Ha ha ha ha ha! I fell off my chair on that one. Congrats guys, that was some good classic humor.

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I pinged your mom, and got 100\% packet loss.

This message has been edited by CNCJake on November 27, 2001 at 05:45 PM


Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,22:19
I have to stop masturbating so much, that image looks really fuzzy.
Posted by EvilGenius on Nov. 26 2001,22:21
it's my only camera i have.. silly webcams.. that's me and my lil' lady... well... somewhat lil' lady... anyway, i have 100 megs of free space here at the university.. if anyone neds to post anything, i can do it if you cn't find any other way of getting it posted...

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Keep really low expectations, that way everything is a bonus. -- TheTaxMan

This message has been edited by EvilGenius on November 27, 2001 at 05:23 PM


Posted by miNus on Nov. 26 2001,22:47
< *fap fap fap fap fapafapafapafap*

*faaaaaaappppppp*

*ungggh*

She's alright. >

< http://www.sexylosers.com >

edit: Trying not to be thought either a sick fuck or the king of obscure references.

This message has been edited by miNus on November 27, 2001 at 05:48 PM


Posted by Amygdala on Nov. 29 2001,00:07
um, by "i'll show you mine, if you show me yours." didn't he mean something more along the lines of genitalia??

here's me, it was the only way I could successfully post a pic, seriously...
and everybody has to vote, I don't care what, just do it, it'll be funny...:

< me at hotornot.com >


--amygdala

This message has been edited by Amygdala on November 29, 2001 at 07:16 PM


Posted by blanalex on Nov. 29 2001,01:19
quote:
Originally posted by Amygdala:
< me at hotornot.com >

hey, you're quite handsome, i'm sure you don't have trouble hookin' up ladies! (no, i'm not gay!!!)

< my pic on hotornot >

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Posted by SLATE on Nov. 29 2001,01:21
Blanex, your pic don't load
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Nov. 29 2001,01:23
quote:
Originally posted by Amygdala:
< me at hotornot.com >


[/i]


Are you taking a crap in that picture?


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 29 2001,01:53
i thought you were a chick....
Posted by Amygdala on Nov. 29 2001,02:17
quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Are you taking a crap in that picture?

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
i thought you were a chick....

ROFLMAOASIMBS!!!!!!!!!(guess what)
L33t, in the picture, I'm couching down, talking to my sister...but yeah, I guess the pos. and the facial expression do cloud the judgement...
And as for you Rhydrant, I don't know quite what to say...I don't think that I look like a girl...do you?
Blanalex, how old were you in that picture? 'Cause I must give you props for the goatee...
And I am having troubles with the ladies right now...The trouble isn't with hookin' them up, I'm pretty sure I've got that down pat...The trouble is, well...I won't bore you guys with details, so I'll just say I'm in a moral dilemma...

--amygdala

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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...

This message has been edited by Amygdala on November 29, 2001 at 09:21 PM


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 29 2001,02:29
quote:
Originally posted by Amygdala:
ROFLMAOASIMBS!!!!!!!!!(guess what)

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off As Syf0n Itches My Ball Sack?

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on November 29, 2001 at 09:33 PM


Posted by Amygdala on Nov. 29 2001,02:48
Itches?
I think you got it switched:
When someting itches you scratch it...
keep guessing

--amygdala

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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 29 2001,04:33
quote:

Amygdala
l33t hax0r
Posts: 69
From:
Registered: Jun 2001


see?

that, and i swear you ended a couple of posts with
"amy"

so i just assumed...


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 29 2001,04:45
I thought he was a girl too, but I must say he is awfully cute! I promise to be much nicer to you from now on Amy!
Posted by Beldurin on Nov. 29 2001,04:54
I also thought Amygdala was a female.

And now DarkAngel has found someone else and no longer thinks I'm hot. *sniff, sniff*

On the brighter (and more surprising) side, I have a date on Saturday. WOO HOO!

edit: wow...I'm dumber that I thought
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For birth control, I like to rely on my personality...

This message has been edited by Beldurin on November 30, 2001 at 01:45 PM


Posted by kuru on Nov. 29 2001,13:54
*kuru shakes her head.

Will wonders never cease?

Seriously, and people said that I wasn't what they expected.

SHEESH.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost


Posted by Amygdala on Nov. 29 2001,15:01
Why thank you, Angel, any previous ideas I had about you have been blown away...
And about that ending posts with --amy...I did that not just a few times, but almost every time...I guess nobody realised that amy was short for amygdala...I need help to choose another...

--amygdala
or try these and see if you like them:
--mygdal===> no?
--aladgyma===> maybe?
--ala
--amd
amgdl(no vowels...)
al this one's okay, since my middle name is Albert...
Any ideas?

--me


edit- please don't be nice to me just because you think I'm cute...it'll go to my head (if it hasn't already!)

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My whole life is an oxymoron...like, urban planning for gypsies...

This message has been edited by Amygdala on November 30, 2001 at 10:03 AM


Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Nov. 29 2001,16:08
quote:
Originally posted by Beldurin:
I also thought Amygdala was a female.

And now DarkAngel has found someone else and no longer thinks I'm not. *sniff, sniff*

On the brighter (and more surprising) side, I have a date on Saturday. WOO HOO!


Don't worry you are still a hottie!


Posted by chmod on Nov. 29 2001,18:18
Rolling on the Floor laughing my ass off as syf0n ingests my brown shit
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Nov. 29 2001,18:26
rotflmaobnorkwtfiatsmflbiwabtwhitodisap


Posted by peregrin on Nov. 29 2001,20:12
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
rotflmaobnorkwtfiatsmflbiwabtwhitodisap


i hate you. it doesn't matter what this means, i hate you.

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"Marla said that she might die at any moment, and the only tragedy is that she didn't"--fight club
please feel free to ignore anything i happen to incoherently utter, because, yes, i am a pompus ass.


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 29 2001,20:36
it doesnt matter what you end your posts with. "amy" is a girl's name.
Posted by miNus on Nov. 29 2001,20:44
And Rhydant is the name of a fucking gum, so what's your point?
Posted by porn_dealer on Nov. 30 2001,04:03
Isn't that "Trident"?

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion


Posted by blanalex on Nov. 30 2001,04:09
quote:
Originally posted by Amygdala:
Blanalex, how old were you in that picture? 'Cause I must give you props for the goatee...

I was 19, that's two years ago (almost 2 and a half), but i don't have it anymore and i have a new hairdo, but got no picture of it. I should after x-mas

btw, your nick do sounds female, because of the ending. if it would have been 'Amygdale' then there would be less doubt about your gender

quote:
Originally posted by miNus on page 13:
*giggle* That's a goatee? J/K

see! i told you that thing _is_ a goatee! but i think that one of these days i'll try nair to get my face smooth as a < baby's butt >

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
Blanex, your pic don't load

I moved it to another server, it should work now. and my name is blanalex


and this is the 552nd post on this thread! we only need 6 more pages now

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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)


Posted by DeadAnztac on Nov. 30 2001,05:50
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off As Syf0n Itimidates Me with Butt Sex?

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~Anztac [ Pertinaciously disconsolate ]

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on November 30, 2001 at 12:51 PM


Posted by Rhydant on Nov. 30 2001,17:34
god damnit, minus, youre so.... negitive

heh.


Posted by incubus on Dec. 01 2001,05:47

Liiiiive thread, liiiiiiiiive!

Oh and sorry boys, /me is a bit nekkid there. But syf might like it! <g>

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by Hellraiser on Dec. 01 2001,14:53
Is that a fucking N'Stink poster behind you on the wall?

/me runs off and vomits.

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"This above all: to thine own self be true."
- William Shakespeare.


Posted by TheManThatWasntThere on Dec. 02 2001,22:37
quote:
Originally posted by Hellraiser:
Is that a fucking N'Stink poster behind you on the wall?

/me runs off and vomits.


N'sync has 5 members, genius, not 4
Posted by kornalldaway on Dec. 03 2001,00:17
and you of all people would be the one to notice
Posted by incubus on Dec. 03 2001,00:36
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hellraiser:
Is that a fucking N'Stink poster behind you on the wall?<P>/me runs off and vomits.<P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Not quiiiiite ... it's sepultura.  WHen they still had max cavalera.  The one next to that is the Levellers and the poster nearest me is alanis morisette.<P>And I've moved house now anyways (hence I wasnt on for a couple days ... room not fineeshed yet.  Oh yeah, my new room rocks, we're cat5'ing it all!  Mmmm, ethernet wall sockets...<P>------------------
"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus


Posted by pengu1nn on Dec. 04 2001,16:56
sepultura is bad ass, arise was their best cd (album, tape, record, 8track, whatever)
Posted by caseman984 on Dec. 04 2001,22:29
quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
Oh yeah, my new room rocks, we're cat6'ing it all! Mmmm, ethernet wall sockets...

<Homer> Mmmm... total l33tness *drool*</Homer>

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Actions speak louder than words.
So, it may be the thought that counts,
but it is the action everyone remembers.

Watch what you say, say what you mean,
know what you think, believe what you feel.


Posted by aventari on Dec. 05 2001,04:43
quote:
Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:
rotflmaobnorkwtfiatsmflbiwabtwhitodisap



ahh the glove is down..

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off but no one really knows what the fuck it applies to, so melkor finishes lighting blunts, ingesting whiskey and bananas that will haplessly incite terribly odorous dysenteric syphon-like ass pellets.


..or something

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LET'S GET AWESOME

This message has been edited by aventari on December 05, 2001 at 11:49 PM


Posted by Wiley on Dec. 05 2001,05:56
quote:
Originally posted by pengu1nn:
sepultura is bad ass, arise was their best cd (album, tape, record, 8track, whatever)

MD Man!! When is the world going to wake up to the inevitable?


Posted by TheTaxMan on Dec. 05 2001,14:33
I feel 33.3\% stupider after reading that...

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quote:
And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like . . . ow . . . ound . . . round . . . ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.



Posted by blanalex on Dec. 06 2001,05:43
Today at work i was setting up a flex cam, and i thought that my picture needed an update, so here's what i look like these days:

P.S.: long live this thread!!!

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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)


Posted by Vigilante on Dec. 06 2001,05:57
*whimper* please don't hurt me
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Dec. 12 2001,10:58
dont let this thread die i want to see how many pages we can get up to before ezboard or whatever oen cr0's using now crashes and everyones hard work goes down the pan >:]

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i'm afriad expulsion is the ONLY answer, it's the opinion of the entire staff that DKB is criminally insane!


Posted by miNus on Dec. 12 2001,11:13
quote:
Originally posted by aventari:
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off but no one really knows what the fuck it applies to, so melkor finishes lighting blunts, ingesting whiskey and bananas that will haplessly incite terribly odorous dysenteric syphon-like ass pellets.


..or something


That's some lucky fuggin guess.

..or something


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Dec. 12 2001,22:40
hahaha
Posted by TheTaxMan on Dec. 18 2001,22:49
ooOOooOOooOOoo!

Look at this neat icon!

(bump)  You shall never die, my pet.
Posted by kornalldaway on Dec. 19 2001,02:21
wow
58 pages
talk about the longest thread
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