Topic: Fish is hazardous to your penis!
started by: Nikita
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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
quote:umm..
Originally posted by Nikita:
Apologies/condolences to the guys ....
< http://www.cnn.com/2001/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/04/24/brazil.surfing.ap/index.html >"Surfers also have to worry about alligators, anacondas, piranhas and the dreaded candiru, a tiny fish that swims up the penis of humans and lodges its extremely painful, spiny fins in so firmly that removing it usually requires amputation."
Bobitt?
Nikita, that fish swims up the URETHRA, not the penis.
So therefore this can happen to ANYBODY urinating in the water, not just guys.
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
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what do you mean vodka isnt an officially recognised AMD coolant
This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 25, 2001 at 03:26 PM
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Quoted from < http://www.brazosport.cc.tx.us/~fshaffer/candiru.htm >Candiru enter the gill chamber of their host fish and feed on their blood. This is achieved using "its mouth as a sucking apparatus and rasping with the long teeth in the middle part of its upper jaw." This species doesn't limit its diet only to fish, however. They also have a taste for human blood, which is acquired in a most unpleasant way. (Unpleasant for the human bather that is.) The candiru sometimes enters the urogenital openings of human bathers in search of a meal
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
nah whenever you're in the amazon just remember to leave your credit and debit cards someplace secure where you cant get at them in case you see yet ANOTHER cd that you THINK you must have
DKB, what exactly is your point?
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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone
WARNING: Only click if you are prepared to, or already have, lost your fucking mind.
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Nope. That seems to be a new one. The original Penis Fish was a second hero to trolls everywhere (shortly behind Penis Bird)
< http://www.cnn.com/2001/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/04/24/brazil.surfing.ap/index.html >
"Surfers also have to worry about alligators, anacondas, piranhas and the dreaded candiru, a tiny fish that swims up the penis of humans and lodges its extremely painful, spiny fins in so firmly that removing it usually requires amputation."
Bobitt?
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Originally posted by Dysorderia:
DKB, what exactly is your point?
its really obvious if you think about it hard enough.