Topic: Fuck you world,
started by: L33T_h4x0r_d00d
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 22 2002,05:59
Im moving to the fucking moon, and Im taking all the fucking air with me. With the inbreds and idiots dug in down there the only interaction between me and earth will be the half inch of hot lead i send down at around 1500 fps. Saturday night my fucking genious neighbor decided to go get shitfaced at one of the local dives. On the way home he runs into a sobriety checkpoint.... and I really mean runs into, at about 60 mph. He blows through and gets like 4 cops chasing him home. So his vision is blurry, his reflexes are slow and my FUCKING HOUSE IS IN THE WAY. God dammit Im lucky he hit our stairs and not the front of the house. I was in the basement where this cock knocker would have met me. I hear the goddamn explosion outside and go running out to see whats happening. The cops are already there and Im really confused. So the head asshole next door is sitting in jail for a while, but his lackey cohorts are still there. I swear to god if they dont get kicked out for this Im shooting the whole fucking lot of them.
So send your request for moon tickets now. Departing asap.
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 22 2002,06:01
I am not coming to Virginia.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 22 2002,06:09
(tip-toes around that one)
Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 22 2002,07:01
oh. man. Were there any TV Cameras there? 
can I come to the moon if I bring the car?
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 22 2002,07:11
where in VA do you live? I may be moving to Herndon...hmmm
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 22 2002,09:50
Proof once again the Virginia sucks ass. How long have I been telling you VAs to move!? It's about time! Oh, and how much are those tickets, cause I'm a big fan of air.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 22 2002,13:41
But Virginia is for lovers! At least it's not West Virginia...
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 22 2002,14:01
| Quote (j0eSmith @ 21 July 2002,23:01) |
| can I come to the moon if I bring the car? |
Yes, yes you can.
Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 22 2002,14:07
| Quote (Beldurin @ 21 July 2002,23:11) |
| where in VA do you live? I may be moving to Herndon...hmmm |
If you're moving to herndon make sure you own a mid 80's celica or toyota truck with 3 different types of rims and "I LOVE JESUS" written in the back window in gothic font. Oh and you better be hispanic or you get shot in the face. Its a nice area as long as you dont live there. If your moving to the area move to reston or tysons corner, much nicer, all kinds of technology jobs and 5-10 minutes away from herndon. Herndon is like you lowered and put neons and fog lights on Reston.
Ashburn, alexandria, arlington, chantilly, and parts of fairfax are also nice places to live.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 22 2002,17:50
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 22 July 2002,08:41) |
| But Virginia is for lovers! |
i thought it was Viagra is for lovers.
Posted by Vigilante on Jul. 22 2002,18:12
Ahhh, West Virginia, where the women look like Armin Shimmerman... *shudder* 
Going there for a LAN party in August. 12 hour drive, wheee.
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 22 2002,19:16
| Quote (Vigilante @ 22 July 2002,13:12) |
| Ahhh, West Virginia, where the women look like Armin Shimmerman... *shudder* |
Armin Shimmerman, or Armin Shimmerman in full Ferengi makeup?
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 22 2002,20:08
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 22 July 2002,08:41) |
| But Virginia is for lovers! At least it's not West Virginia... |
WV - where the men run wild and the sheep run scared.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 22 2002,20:18
I resent that ...I'm one half West Virginia hillbilly. There are no sheep in my family tree. (we is all of the goat lovin' variety)ye-haw!!
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 23 2002,03:05
I was stuck there for 3 days awaiting car repairs on my way back from Florida... *shudders*
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 23 2002,03:56
| Quote (Vigilante @ 22 July 2002,02:12) |
| Going there for a LAN party in August. |
Don't do it! You have more to live for!
