Topic: To *Fap* or Not to *Fap*
started by: a2n3d7y
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 15 2002,10:36
I promised to find the TRUTH...*FAP* is definately the correct word for fappin' it.
To Fap or Not to Fap (140fpm)< [mirror] >evil, patented, low quality, you have no chance to survive make your time MP3 format
To Fap or Not to Fap (140fpm)< [mirror] >l33t open-source, patent-free, high fidelity for great justice < Ogg Vorbis > format, needs < WinAmp > 2.80 or better
recorded onto MiniDisc, MANUALLY ReCycled in Sound Forge, remixed in FruityLoops, mastered in Sound Forge... eat your heart out, Moby!
Posted by Darth Liberus on Jul. 15 2002,11:16
Ah, yes, thank you, Beaker! That was fascinating!
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 15 2002,11:46
I thought I had some musical talent. Only now do I realize that my penis can't sing. 
You win Andy.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 15 2002,17:27
((ABJECT HORROR))
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 15 2002,18:13
Ack!Where is CatKnight?
Please prove to me this was faked!
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 15 2002,18:21
[galaxyquest] aww thats not right! [/galaxyquest]
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 15 2002,21:00
thats fucking gross.
Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 15 2002,23:10
guh? what is it? I'm at work right now.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 15 2002,23:15
I'm at work too ...do I even want to hear it?
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 15 2002,23:16
Gentlemen at work, *don't* play it. You can hear him um, "working" it and groaning and shit. Ewww.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 15 2002,23:50
Now here is an interesting question. We all know that if this was a sound clip of a woman "fapping", we would love it and be all over it *fapping* ourselves. But is the same true for the women here? Do they like hearing the sound of a man *fap*? My quess: no. Ladies?
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 16 2002,00:21
edit.nm, im stupid.
Posted by Darth Liberus on Jul. 16 2002,00:23
it's definately worth a listen though. It's not just someone fapping into a mic for a couple minutes... the entire track was created from just a few samples, then run through FruityLoops to create a *fap* song. It's fucking hilarious.for all you DJ's out there, it really IS 140bpm
Posted by one on Jul. 16 2002,00:38
That's some crazy fucked up shit ya got there.
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 16 2002,00:41
Yes.Yes it is.
(deletes MP3)
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 16 2002,03:19
I thought I could handle it. Then I actually heard it. I couldn't handle it.
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 16 2002,03:28
ya gotta admit that part in the middle where he goes for the cascade effect was genius. almost imagine hearing that at a club......almost
Posted by joelthegreat on Jul. 16 2002,03:28
I did not listen to it at work, I will not listen to it now. I'm not ashamed of my sexuality or anything, I just don't like the idea of listening to some guy jacking off.But, to each their own.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,04:04
I found the link that showed Daniel Pearl being murdured and I watched with one eye covered.I listened all the way thru on this one and I don't plan to listen again...
TMI (too much information)
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 16 2002,04:36
I didn't think the Daniel Pearl video was that bad, all things considered.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,04:38
You saw his throat slit and his head held up all dripping blood?
Posted by Beastie Dr on Jul. 16 2002,04:39
Yeah. I'm trying to think of something else to say, because just posting "Yeah" doesn't seem justified. Oh well.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,04:42
you will notice that I didn't post that link.It don't belong here or in civilized society.
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 16 2002,06:30
Keep on toppic dammit.edit: "Stay on target!!!"
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,06:42
That link just doesn't jump out at you okay? Hard to Google.Maybe it's real common now, but it wasn't then, the Feds were all over it.
I think that is of interest for discussion on Detnet.
If you want to get down to nuts and bolts,
my hijacking your post is more true to the spirit of Detnet
than you "fappin" on the front page.
Congratulations.
Some are emailing me that Detnet has hit new depths.
(I can see the humor in it, and it would've been funnier to me somewhere anywhere but the front page.)
You made your grand entrance, you've had your fun.
Now let's see what else you can post about other than.... your dick on broadband with mirrors even...
I think you will work out fine, I just wonder if you're going to try outdo your last stunt... ack.
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 16 2002,06:59
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| That link just doesn't jump out at you okay? Hard to Google. Maybe it's real common now, but it wasn't then, the Feds were all over it. |
Ummm, make some sense man. What are you talking about here? Seriously. What link just doesn't jump out at you okay?
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| I think that is of interest for discussion on Detnet. |
Yes, your absolutely right. Start a new topic...
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| If you want to get down to nuts and bolts, my hijacking your post is more true to the spirit of Detnet than you "fappin" on the front page. (I can see the humor in it, and it would've been funnier to me somewhere anywhere but the front page.) |
Ummmm, I don't have posting rights to the front page. Talk to DL.
And...IMHO... I guess your right...technically.....but, keep in mind you just hopped from the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life (my fap remix) to :
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| I found the link that showed Daniel Pearl being murdured and I watched with one eye covered. |
...and compared that to my new (and proud of it) dance track.
...so there.
There are reasons why we have "topics". KINDA like there are reasons why you should spell correctly. (Im a real shitty speller BTW lol)
Oh ya and :
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| Congratulations. Some are emailing me that Detnet has hit new depths. |
EXACTLY
And :
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| You made your grand entrance, you've had your fun. Now let's see what else you can post about other than.... your dick on broadband with mirrors even... |
I'm gonna make you eat those words WHORE. Just wait...
....is this some sort of PENIS-ENVY I am experiencing?
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,07:08
The link I was referring to was the murder video.Sorry to be imprecise, I hate that.
I know what you did is a landmark of sorts and I will talk about it to people on the street; someday.
Every guy likes his dick; it's his best friend.
So.
As a straight white guy
can we move on beyond the thing about your dick?
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 16 2002,07:14
Forumwhore. YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO FIRED.| Quote |
| can we move on beyond the thing about your dick? |
This is NOT about my dick. (Your insecurity is showing BTW)
This is about *fap* and nothing else.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 16 2002,07:24
I uploaded the files. Personally, I think it's hilarious.If people have a problem with that, they can contact me directly:
jon@lunewax.net
I don't guarantee a polite reply.
Let's get a few things straight:
1. Nobody forced you to download it.
2. Nobody forced you to listen to it.
3. If you were stupid enough to think an audio file called "To fap or not to fap" was about anything but fapping, please contact Wolfguard the Gene Pool Cleaner immediately.
This is just the same sound 90% of you make every night, sampled and made into a humorous audio file. It's supposed to make you laugh. If you find this anywhere near as offensive as the Daniel Pearl video, you need to get your head checked.
The files have been removed from detnet's server, use the mirrors.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,07:31
Yah, and on your first post on fap you had six links.I have no insecurity dick-ularly.
Tell ya what, you let me know when interest in your dick fapping is done and we'll resume normal relations.
They sit there and tell me to learn html and apache and I come home to this and think there's no reason to write.
Detnet is becoming a gas station urinal.
As a gag, I can see it, but as a thread, it just makes me sad.
I would have that Detnet had a little class.
I have so many people I want to tell that a famous writer showed up in my email, and I can't.
I tell people constantly about Detnet, and now I have to wait for this to go 'way.
Tell me, you're very proud of your creation;
how many people are going to play it twice?
shock value can be used up.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 16 2002,07:36
fine. thread locked, it will fade into oblivion now.we will never again post any content like this, only links to lunewax with WARNING YOU MAY BE OFFENDED stamped all over them.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,07:36
Yah DL, I heard you. More than once.What next, *caution* fart download! ?
streaming fart video?
can we talk about politics or physics or the elections or overclocking or parodies or sexy stuff?
I do not want to define Detnet through this thread.
I Google Detnet often and am surprised at what I find.
I suggest same.
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 16 2002,07:36
locked by DSL and moved into the depths of hell. Let it disappear.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,07:43
Sir Jon, I unlock this topic.They will do what they will.
They can start another.
btw the new detnet classic skin is missing the "unlock" buttons; that took a minute to understand...
I appreciate his creativity. I appreciate his audacity.
I am ready to hear his next new idea.
I noticed that the females didn't exactly "jump" on this one.
What happened to C, and C++ and mobos and movies?
Look if you want to fap, I can't stop you.
It's just not what I visit Detnet for.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,07:48
I want this where everyone will see it.Better or worse.
(unlocking/moving topic message)
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 16 2002,08:24
ok. calmed down a bit.for the brave, listen to it again, and think:
this is 99% synthetic (a dozen or so samples, cut from about 20 seconds of audio, processed and looped) but it sounds so real it turns people's stomachs... it's a fairly standard house beat using *fap* and "unh" instead of drums.
that's what makes it hilarious
a2n3d7y == FruityLoops God.
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,08:58
and 1% real enough.If I were you guys I would see about cross-posting it.
It guarantees a reaction.
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 16 2002,09:14
ROTFLMAO 
I am in giddy-heaven right now. Almost pissing myself. (Oh wait!!! Lemee grab the MiniDisk!!! LOLOL)
This has boosted my confidence more than ever. Wow. My job is done here.
Next move: infiltrate competing www forum (any suggestions???)
No really. Thank you.
PS.....Forumwhore, when I was fappin' it, I was lookin' at you. You got some good-lookin'-avatar-action-goin'-on.
PSS.....All in good fun my Brothers and Sisters. I could fight this bullshit and beat it into the ground... But I'm falling in love all over again. I'll be walkin' on egg-shells here for a while. I think I proved my point. ***FAP***
Till next time...
HEY NOT FAIR! Forumwhore just changed his avatar to a man! Im not gay.......believe you me I tried it.....GROSS
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,09:53
You = Jerry Springer of Detnet.actually it's PPS;
"post post script".
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 16 2002,10:06
...and DSL is a muppet andyou are Beldruin's twin...something.
and I'm as cute as the guy with the cig and Kuru is an eclipse and lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Posted by ShakerMaker on Jul. 16 2002,12:22
Totally fucked!
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 18 2002,08:28
moved to sex forum where it probably belonged in the first place.
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 18 2002,19:50
C'MON PPL Don't let it DIE!!!to fap or not to fap - the Latest INTERNET SENSATION.
Pure genious...
PLEASE! If you make/record/write "computer music" than PLEASE send me some sort of.....musical reply. I would LOVE that.