Topic: frustration
started by: one
Posted by one on Jul. 17 2002,07:48
Does anyone have experience with a girl who is literally too tight to fit? This is really starting to fucking piss me off...I'll go into detail if it's necessary, or anyone can base helpful advice around it.
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 17 2002,07:54
yesforeplay w/fingers and mouth
lots of lube
pressure
you'll be fine
trust me
Posted by one on Jul. 17 2002,08:01
She is really against a lot of things....not a prude, but uncomfortable with a lot of foreplay concepts....beats the fuck out of me.Lube really isn't necessary at all, believe me. Still too tight, though...
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 17 2002,09:17
still too tight; are you sure she wants you?Or does she feel she "should"?
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 17 2002,12:32
Never think there's enough lube. A little shot of Astroglide goes a looooong way.I could make some horrible pedophile joke here, but I'll refrain.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 17 2002,13:24
fine ^oni^, step aside you wimp.One, wait a few years till your cusin is 13 and try it again. (see, went for the pedophile and the redneck joke all at once) Either that or try this, turn her over and get out of her ass.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 17 2002,14:18
Couldn't have said it better myself. Next time I'll just turn off the "socially acceptable" valve in my head. 
Posted by Mhoraigh on Jul. 17 2002,15:16
give her a few advil...(I had a friend who had that problem and the advil relaxed her enough that it wasn't a problem)
Posted by demonk on Jul. 17 2002,16:42
My last gf was the exact same way. It isn't something simple. It's an actual condition that requires seeking help. It's mostly pyscological, so she probably has some issues that she needs to work out. But, if you want to help, give her a little booze, but don't get her drunk! The booze will relax her, both physically and mentally. Make sure she feels very, very, very comfortable with you, the surroundings, and the activities you are going to do. If she isn't, instant tightening up. Sucks having to do all that, since you are the one that has to do all the more before, during, and after, but after a while she will become used to it and the problem will disappear (that's the theory anyway). Ask her to see a counselor and talk about this with them. She be happier in the end.
Posted by one on Jul. 17 2002,16:48
Well, she definitely feels comfortable with the whole thing, but physically I'm kind of big (I'm a tall guy -- 6', 150lb.) and she is very small (short - 5'3", ~95lb), so there's a *bit* of a problem to start with...I guess it's just an issue of try and try again...demonk, I'm suspecting that's part of the problem. I think I'll give that a shot.
Posted by demonk on Jul. 17 2002,18:28
Good luck! Report back on any sucesses Most of us live vicariously through people like you (people with a significant other)
Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 18 2002,03:23
| Quote (^Oni^ @ 17 July 2002,09:18) |
| Couldn't have said it better myself. Next time I'll just turn off the "socially acceptable" valve in my head. |
S...O...C...
Maybe that was the tag that was on that valve handle that is broken off and laying in the corner over there. must go to that valve that is welded shut.
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 18 2002,05:51
Once I thought I had this same problem ...but as it turns out the girl still had her pants on.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 18 2002,14:51
Effin' fuck... I just spilled drink laughing at that... The condition you were referring to a couple posts back is called "Vaginismus". It has primarily psychological roots, but can be the by product of a whole variety of chemical imbalances and other various and sundry things physical. In extreme cases, anything entering the vagina cause EXTREME pain, even something as small as a swab for a pap. That's why they tend to catch things like that when women are at the gyno for the checkup. Ask her when the last time she had that done was.
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 18 2002,17:01
stick a bicycle inner tube in there and in flate that'll open her up for you.
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 18 2002,18:12
| Quote (one @ 17 July 2002,11:48) |
| Well, she definitely feels comfortable with the whole thing, but physically I'm kind of big (I'm a tall guy -- 6', 150lb.) and she is very small (short - 5'3", ~95lb), so there's a *bit* of a problem to start with... |
Nah, size (hah) shouldn't matter too much. My bf and I have a slightly larger size/weight diffrential. (6'3" 175, 5'4" 100-105 ... there's even bigger differences out there). I'm not going to go measuring or dscribing the package, but ooo la la
Get her really relaxed and horny. If that doesn't work, it's probably that vagino-whatever thing that she can't control and she clamps donw on you like a human jalws of life ... oooh how bout trying using them fingers first ?
(apologies if not making sense - parents were visiting - had an early flight back home ... 2 hrs of sleep last night and about thesame the night befoire)
Posted by forumwhore on Jul. 18 2002,21:04
Two (2) girls broke up with me cuz my weiner is too big.Others never said a word, not that they could....
Posted by demonk on Jul. 18 2002,21:41
I've brought at least one woman to tears (not joking)
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 18 2002,23:08
| Quote (demonk @ 18 July 2002,13:41) |
| I've brought at least one woman to tears |
Me too ...but it was because I ran over her cat by accident.
I haven't had a girl that was too tight for me to get my dick into, but there was one who was too tight for me to get my fist into ...what do you think was up with her?
Posted by one on Jul. 18 2002,23:30
| Quote (Wiley @ 18 July 2002,17:08) |
[quote=wiley]but there was one who was too tight for me to get my fist into ...what do you think was up with her?[/quote]
obivously not your fist.
| Quote |
| ... oooh how bout trying using them fingers first? |
I have, and when I do it's like...still way tight, liuke "damn, there's no way I'd ever fit in there!"
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 18 2002,23:40
shoe horn?car jack?
medical calipers?
traffic cone?
pneumatic drill?
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 19 2002,01:17
| Quote (one @ 18 July 2002,15:30) |
| I have, and when I do it's like...still way tight, liuke "damn, there's no way I'd ever fit in there!" |
In the words of Obi-Wan
Use The Force!!
Posted by Marauder on Jul. 19 2002,05:52
Traffic cone!PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!
...
RF,
LMAO.
Sorry, can't help, but just HAD to coment.
Luck, by the way.
You're in the same boat as the pizza boy - so close, but you still can't reach it...
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 20 2002,05:26
The most backward ego-stroke I ever received during sex:"Ow fuck! I think that went past my cervix!"
Posted by demonk on Jul. 20 2002,07:01
Personally, i wouldn't know what to say in that situation. Maybe "are you alright? want me to continue?". But that had to hurt her like hell!
Posted by kuru on Jul. 20 2002,15:30
I'm not going to comment on Detnetters with big dicks...OK, so I just did. But, seriously, this chick does need to get unopposed to the whole foreplay thing.
It sounds like she does have serious psychological issues regarding sex, and whether or not she wants to have sex with you, in the background of her head, she's got the whole 'Sex = Bad' thing going on.
More foreplay. Get her over those hurdles.
Posted by one on Jul. 21 2002,10:58
I got her over most of them. Still a tight fit...I dunno, I'm still thinking of things....