Topic: Graduation dinner
started by: Wolfguard
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 13 2002,13:41
had to go to a graduation dinner for my nephew last night. Kid is 13 going on 27 and will not shut up.I have never had to unload the flame thrower so many times in my life.
Things you can not say around me if your a skinny geek boy.
"I had my hands on her ass and did not know what to do."
"I spent most of the night dancin with my self."
"All the girls want me."
"All the guys wish they were me."
and the number one reason i almost had a stroke last night...
"I take care of the slick wood with the grip tape."
If it was not for the Mrs this kid would be a crispy critter.
Son, if you dont know what to do get your hands off her ass.
Your going to be spending a lot of nights "dancin with yourself".
All the girls want you, to shut up.
All the guys are going to be kicking your ass in HS.
and im thinking if your "dancin with yourself" the grip tape is going to lead to a trip to the ER. Do not ever use grip tape on your slick wood.
there...im better now.
Posted by kuru on Jun. 13 2002,14:37
You want a contract?
Posted by Nikita on Jun. 13 2002,16:09
Wolf,My god, he's related to you?! You sure he isn't adopted?
You need to slap some sense into him ...
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 13 2002,16:17
by marrage only
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 14 2002,17:35
You do realise the odds are that your offspring will have the majority of her genes now don't you?Dumb genes have the most annoying tendency to survive well and swim fast.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 14 2002,18:45
we are not reproducing.we enjoy the fact we can just get up and go.
we have 2 cats. More than enough for us
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 16 2002,02:14
Two cats?You don't seem like a cat person, Wolfguard. You seem too honourable and loyal. Ever seen a cat fetch slippers, drag a child to safety, or whimper at their master's grave?
I didn't think so.
Posted by editor on Jun. 16 2002,02:17
I have three, down from five.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 16 2002,18:05
| Quote (The_Stomper @ 15 June 2002,21:14) |
| Two cats? You don't seem like a cat person, Wolfguard. You seem too honourable and loyal... |
One is a Bengal, Phelan, means little wolf. he is a cross between an Asian leppard and a domestic cat. He thinks he is a dog. He plays fetch, comes when you call him, plays with dogs, sits when you tell him, walks on a leash, and sits up for treats.
the other is just his play toy.
Posted by editor on Jun. 17 2002,01:02
Umm, Mr Wolf, sorry but I'm moving this from the Sex Forum to Rants, if you don't mind...I spent several minutes trying to figure out why it's in Sex.
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 17 2002,04:03
dictatorship gone wrng man. abuse of power
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 17 2002,04:04
| Quote (editor @ 16 June 2002,19:02) |
| Umm, Mr Wolf, sorry but I'm moving this from the Sex Forum to Rants, if you don't mind... I spent several minutes trying to figure out why it's in Sex. |
Anything to do with a Catholic Priest?
Naw...probably not...the Wolfy's nephew is too old.
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2002,13:31
| Quote (editor @ 16 June 2002,20:02) |
| Umm, Mr Wolf, sorry but I'm moving this from the Sex Forum to Rants, if you don't mind... I spent several minutes trying to figure out why it's in Sex. |
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| "I had my hands on her ass and did not know what to do." "I spent most of the night dancin with my self." "All the girls want me." "All the guys wish they were me." and the number one reason i almost had a stroke last night... "I take care of the slick wood with the grip tape." |
that is why.
im moving it back
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 17 2002,13:39
to continue.It was my response to this kids going on about his sexual self views. This is why it landed here.