Topic: A.K.A
started by: WillyPete
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 09 2002,23:40
The rules of the club are: - only 1 A.K.A. per post.
- no repeats, no images, no comments.
- can refer to either the male or female act. (so Nikita can join in)
Let's see how many we can do.
Off we go.
The four-knuckle shuffle
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 09 2002,23:47
Taking five
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 10 2002,00:21
horizontal mumbo
Posted by RadioActive on Jul. 10 2002,00:25
stroking the salami
Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jul. 10 2002,01:26
lightsaber practice with han(d) solo
Posted by Steel_Samurai on Jul. 10 2002,01:31
Giving yourself a hand
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 10 2002,02:19
bashing the bishop
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 10 2002,03:33
cheating on your other hand
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 10 2002,05:12
polish the pearl
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 10 2002,08:59
| Quote (WillyPete @ 09 July 2002,18:40) |
| The four-knuckle shuffle |
Well no wonder you're having problems. You're not using your thumb.
My AKA shall be ...
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
Posted by ShakerMaker on Jul. 10 2002,09:00
Shaking Hands with the Unemployed
Posted by CaptainEO on Jul. 10 2002,09:09
I can't believe we've missed the old-school favorite:choking the chicken
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 10 2002,13:21
Oh, we're not even there yet.For you though.
flogging the mule.
Posted by Steel_Samurai on Jul. 10 2002,14:14
I almost forgot this one:Punchin' your munchkin!
Posted by joelthegreat on Jul. 10 2002,14:18
Saluting your Sergeant!
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 10 2002,14:26
Firm your worm!
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 10 2002,14:48
wrestling with cyclops
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 10 2002,18:02
For Nikita:Flicking the bean.
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 10 2002,18:21
(Thanks 
)Calibrating the joystick
Posted by LiNeY on Jul. 10 2002,20:28
Nikita ain't the only woman here... 
spankin' the monkey
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 10 2002,21:28
For LiNeY:Double-clicking the mouse
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 10 2002,23:43
Pounding the Porpise (sp?)
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 10 2002,23:45
I can't believe someone didn't post this one:beating the meat!!
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 10 2002,23:45
flogging the log
Posted by demonk on Jul. 10 2002,23:51
Killing the eel(There's a funny story behind that one
)
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 11 2002,00:05
wiggle the pickle
Posted by Steel_Samurai on Jul. 11 2002,00:31
going clinical on you:Self gratification....
/me = 14/\/\3....I already know
Posted by Steel_Samurai on Jul. 11 2002,00:38
Redemption!Giving Mr. clean a spit-shine
Posted by joelthegreat on Jul. 11 2002,00:46
Whackin' the weasel!!
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 11 2002,01:02
This is getting good, but I've been waiting for this one and no-one 'coughed' up the goods:Fapping?
*chorus of 'why didn't I...' groans*
Posted by The_Stomper on Jul. 11 2002,05:50
For the ladies ...Beating Around The Bush
For the men ...
Cranking the engine
Posted by demonk on Jul. 11 2002,07:00
Saying good morning to Mr Wood
Posted by Uberkommando on Jul. 11 2002,07:59
Killing kittens
Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 11 2002,08:52
Strangling the Serpent
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jul. 11 2002,13:56
Men:milking the meatstick
Women:
pettin' the cat
Posted by Steel_Samurai on Jul. 11 2002,15:06
giving your undercarriage a bit of a 'How's your father?'(Quote: Austin powers)
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 11 2002,15:23
pounding the pud
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 12 2002,02:54
waxing the carrot.
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 12 2002,03:25
rocking the cock
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 12 2002,03:35
calling up for mayonaise(seeing as everyone else broke the post only one rule i will too)
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 12 2002,04:17
| Quote (Uberkommando @ 10 July 2002,23:59) |
| Killing kittens |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
eh hem.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dueling the One-Eyed Warrior
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 12 2002,04:28
Dividing One Into Zero
Posted by Beldurin on Jul. 12 2002,04:53
punching the clown
Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 12 2002,05:01
The Messy
Posted by Wiley on Jul. 12 2002,05:39
Um ...nothing mom ....I'm just in here doing my schoolwork
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 12 2002,15:10
Putting an eye out
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 12 2002,15:11
Going blind!
Posted by demonk on Jul. 12 2002,16:22
Shaking hands with the one eye monstor
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 12 2002,17:27
working out with the purple headed yogurt slinger
Posted by humanoid on Jul. 12 2002,17:53
the upload
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 12 2002,19:22
pressurizing the supersoaker 
Posted by Marauder on Jul. 13 2002,05:30
Flying solo!
Posted by humanoid on Jul. 13 2002,06:46
A Personal Harddrive
Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 13 2002,19:26
Guys: Keep The Census DownGals: Sqeeze the Lemon
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 14 2002,19:19
but, ah, hey guys...hasn't anyone here ever gone on a date with Palmela Handerson??--fatal
Posted by humanoid on Jul. 14 2002,23:11
what about a date with thumbelina and her four sisters.
Posted by poe on Jul. 14 2002,23:18
in boot we called itricky boxing
for the gurls
ricky fishing
Posted by WillyPete on Jul. 16 2002,16:22
Rosey Palm and her five daughters.
Posted by one on Jul. 17 2002,03:52
going on a date with Palmela Handerson
Posted by Jynx on Jul. 17 2002,23:01
Rubbing one out.
Posted by just_dave on Jul. 18 2002,01:34
wherking ya jerking
Posted by Nikita on Jul. 18 2002,18:15
jerkin' the gherkin
Posted by a2n3d7y on Jul. 18 2002,18:37
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Posted by BigLoser on Jul. 19 2002,03:54
Joining the Mile High Club: Solo Aviators Division
Posted by fatalbert on Jul. 19 2002,18:33
| Quote (one @ 16 July 2002,22:52) |
| going on a date with Palmela Handerson |
hey...how about you read the whole thread (or at least the few posts preceding yours) before you post a repeat?
just a suggestion..
--fatal
Posted by Necromancer on Jul. 19 2002,23:50
NO DONT OPEN THE DOOR MUM!.....GET OUT.....I'M UH.....GET OUT OF MY ROOM...GO AWAY.....JUST SHUT THE DOOR....SHUT THE DOOR......NO DAD DON'T COME IN TOO.....!
Posted by CaptainEO on Jul. 20 2002,05:45
| Quote (BigLoser @ 18 July 2002,19:54) |
| Joining the Mile High Club: Solo Aviators Division |
LOL, good one...
And for our Second Amendment fans:
Cycling the action
Posted by kuru on Jul. 20 2002,15:26
Has anyone listed clit flickin' yet?
Posted by aznangl on Jul. 22 2002,20:21
so u got a date with palmala or handgela?