Topic: Chicks Who Know Nothing About Themselves
started by: Necromancer
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 13 2002,04:39
What really depresses me is when i meet girls who know nothing about sex either because their state doesnt allow sex-ed or they simply never got taught it by anyone. i've met a 19 year old who barely knows the differance between a circumnsied and uncircumsised dick or even how guys get and erection. This chick doesnt masterbate fullstop which i think is a big no no for gurls. she wants to be a virgin until she meets the right guy which is fine by me but she thinks this involves not doing anythign sexual she thinks the guy will view her as a slut if she doesnt bleed and feel pain during the first time to prove she is "pure". She thinks vibrators are slutty as well. This kind of thing depresses me. this is basically the opposite scale of being a full on slut i.e being a sexaphobe. You cant get it through to them that hiding from it all is more damaging for them. ugh pisses me off.
Posted by blanalex on Jun. 13 2002,04:56
Just wait until this girl finally get properly fucked. Either she's gonna be a nympho ("oh my god! i've been missing all that! i want more, more MORE!! MORE!!") or she will be afraid of all what she's feeling, think she's slutty because of those feelings, become frigid and never really enjoy sex. The only reason she will have sex is for having children or to keep her man from looking elsewhere.[/basement_psychologist]
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 13 2002,11:39
the only good thing about a chick who doesn't know much about sex..is that she's most likely clean of stds..which i think is a serious bonus. That..and you can probably talk her into doing sick and disturbing shit just by pretending it's totally normal..but that's just my opinion.=)
Posted by kuru on Jun. 13 2002,11:49
It still won't be any good for him.She doesn't know herself or enough about her body to be able to tell or show him how she likes to be pleasured, so most likely she's just going to lie there like a corpse.
As for the whole 'pain bleeding' thing, even if she never masturbates, she still might not bleed or find it painful. Lots of things can tear or dissolve the hymen, so it may already be gone. The 'purity' thing is bullshit. Abstinence doesn't make a person pure, all it means is that they're good at self denial.
And not every non-virgin chick has STDs. There's a lot of room between 'pure as the driven snow virgin' and 'crack whore with crotch rot'. It pays to be selective and use condoms, but anyone who thinks a chick's a slut for having ever had sex before she met him needs to have his brain examined.
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 13 2002,11:58
slut.
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 13 2002,12:15
naw..i forgot i like you..i take that nasty thing i said back;)
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 13 2002,13:32
Kuru,Me thinks he just figured out that you are armed...
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 13 2002,13:36
she's not so tough=)
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 13 2002,13:44
<Gets nomex suit and some popcorn. Finds a good spot to watch from...>
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 13 2002,13:47
oh..like she's going to shoot me or somethin in front of all these witnesses..i happen to think kuru is smarter than that;)
Posted by kuru on Jun. 13 2002,14:35
It just takes some effort in the 'not getting caught' department.
Posted by joelthegreat on Jun. 13 2002,17:36
Is that near the lingerie department?
Posted by WillyPete on Jun. 13 2002,17:58
Didn't know you drove a van Kuru?
Posted by kuru on Jun. 13 2002,18:23
That's not my van.That's my range master's van.
Posted by veistran on Jun. 13 2002,18:26
rofl @ the spoons bit
Posted by Wiley on Jun. 13 2002,18:53
| Quote (billyevil @ 13 June 2002,03:39) |
| the only good thing about a chick who doesn't know much about sex.. ..and you can probably talk her into doing sick and disturbing shit just by pretending it's totally normal..but that's just my opinion.=) |
h4h4
Now you're talking!!
....now where are my clothespins??
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 13 2002,19:34
| Quote (Wiley @ 13 June 2002,13:53) |
| ....now where are my clothespins?? |
Fucking amateurs...
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 14 2002,03:15
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 13 June 2002,14:34) |
| Fucking amateurs... |
Wolf, shouldn't that sentence be obligated to be a link of some sort to one of the many "informative websites" on that topic?
Posted by billyevil on Jun. 14 2002,04:48
if someone gets shot..and i run up and plug the bloody hole with my penis..then suddenly i'm a hero..and yet i still get to enjoy a healthy sex life=)
Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 14 2002,10:32
| Quote (billyevil @ 13 June 2002,23:48) |
| if someone gets shot... |
Guess what - you're "someone", you sick bastard.
*primes his Franchi SPAS-12*
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 14 2002,15:18
to many sites to pick from.and depending on what your shooting you could turn this into a gang bang.
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 14 2002,18:55
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 14 June 2002,07:18) |
| and depending on what your shooting you could turn this into a gang bang. |
Why do I feel like I should be wearing a wetsuit and scuba mask in this thread?
Posted by Wolfguard on Jun. 14 2002,18:59
you may just want to go for the complete biohazard suit at this point 
Posted by Marauder on Jun. 15 2002,18:04
Then again, her lack of understanding of herself will lead to her first 'experimentation,' which though time-consuming, can be enjoyable.Also, I'd like to hear about you guys' opinions on the whole abstinence thing.
Posted by Vigilante on Jun. 15 2002,18:14
Ab... sti... what? 
Posted by demonk on Jun. 16 2002,08:28
Those are the dry spells that you say are by choice 
Posted by editor on Jun. 17 2002,02:54
imho, if you're a virgin, stay so.Sex is that good!
I remember my days of casual sex; *both of them.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 17 2002,04:00
| Quote (editor @ 16 June 2002,20:54) |
| imho, if you're a virgin, stay so. Sex is that good! |
Posted by editor on Jun. 17 2002,04:08
Umm, Beldurin?I meant that sex is so much fun that you'll want to do it again right away!
So if you don't have regular access.... oooh.
Posted by Necromancer on Jun. 17 2002,04:29
stupid repressed bitches deserve to stay celibate for their lives. fuck em all. not literally god forbid they think they're not pure.
Posted by Beldurin on Jun. 17 2002,05:24
| Quote (editor @ 16 June 2002,22:08) |
| Umm, Beldurin? I meant that sex is so much fun that you'll want to do it again right away! So if you don't have regular access.... oooh. |
ahh...that makes a lot more sense!
F#@$ing dry spells....
Posted by ^Oni^ on Jun. 17 2002,14:45
Dry spells arent' that bad... when else, than after a dry spell, do you get to have your genitals flail around like an uncontrolled firehose when you have an orgasm?