Topic: The Bachelor
started by: Wiley
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 26 2002,05:48
I'm off to my bacelor party in Las Vegas 
I don't even want to think of the evil that will commence tomorrow night
Posted by DuSTman on Apr. 26 2002,06:22
My suggestion would be to try and come as close as you can to being arrested without actually being arrested
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 26 2002,16:45
Me and friends once went to a James Bond Night down the local pub, so everyone there was dressed up and had plastic guns and all the clobber.On the drunken walk home some of them encountered a couple of cops, they were being quite noisey so the police stopped them and asked them to keep it down and whatever... This lead to my friend pulling one of the toy guns on one of the police men.
My friend later described the look on the policemans face to me and apparently he shit himself, because you just don't get people pulling guns on beat cops in Norwich, then the cop realised it was a toy and confiscated them all... With a VERY sturn warning.
I wish I was there. But that is a good way to nearly get arrested.
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 26 2002,18:47
or shot
Posted by jiggyfresh on Apr. 26 2002,19:09
police shoot 12 yr olds with super soakers and people pulling their wallets out...wtf was he thinking
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 26 2002,20:46
Hey Wiley (you lucky bastard) have fun! I'll sign your crotch cast after your honeymoon (if you break a bone)
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 26 2002,21:41
| Quote (Nikita @ 26 April 2002,06:46) |
| Hey Wiley (you lucky bastard) have fun! I'll sign your crotch cast after your honeymoon (if you break a bone) |
You can break it, i am not kidding.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 26 2002,23:21
yes, that is probably the most painful thing one can do.
Posted by The_Stomper on May 02 2002,06:56
< Googled "Penile Fracture" >I remember hearing something about that on the Sunday Night Sex Show. I both love and hate that show - I love it because sometimes you get some really good ideas from it, and the odd laugh when "Joe from " calls saying he's only been able to get wood five times in the last two years. I hate it because guaranteed, at least two calls will deal with some manner of buttsex0r - with or without additional implements.
Caller: "Should I use nylon or plastic string between my anal beads? I've heard the nylon ones can break."
Stomper: "How about you don't shove foreign objects up your ass? There's a thought."
Best of luck with the bachelor party.
Posted by Jimi on May 02 2002,19:25
| Quote (jiggyfresh @ 26 April 2002,19:09) |
| police shoot 12 yr olds with super soakers and people pulling their wallets out...wtf was he thinking |
Not in britain they don't. If someone pulls a gun on a cop here mr policeman is fucked unless he is a very good shot with his batton/nightstick, or the dude is a really bad shot.
Posted by Bob_the_Cannibal on May 03 2002,03:19
see, our friends across the little puddle, and our english speaking, crocodile hunting friends across the big puddle, aren't allowed to have real (or airsoft) guns, the police don't carry, either. st00p1d, IMO.
Posted by veistran on May 03 2002,07:08
you'd think more people would realize that.
Posted by Mhoraigh on May 04 2002,10:15
Hmm..bachelor party in Vegas...too bad I know many of the strippers at the decent places (it's not as fun when you KNOW them)..that's what I get for living in Vegas for six years and often driving my friends to work..
although I had a friend who got a lap dance from a drunk scotsman in a kilt during his bachelor's party..
Have a great time - for a tourist, Vegas is a great place to visit