Topic: This One's for You, Wiley!
started by: editor
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,04:04
Another long day at work and here's a taste for the guys...Meet Ashley!
This is the first time a girl has been on my bed this year!!
(the maid doesn't count)
Now, be nice and no snippy comments!
Enjoy!
< Ashley >
edit/changed picture
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 19 2002,06:21
Um ...I love you man.I mean that in the most non-gay way that a man can love another man.
Can I have your Bud Light?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,16:27
Hey editor, why not just make detnet a porn site? That's the direction you seem to have the forums heading.
Posted by liquid metal on Mar. 19 2002,16:53
| Quote (editor @ 18 Mar. 2002,23:04) |
| (the maid doesn't count) |
why do you have a maid?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,17:43
Too good to clean his own toilet, is he?
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,18:19
I have a maid becauseA: I am too good to clean the toilet,
B: I got tired of cleaning 3200 square feet of warehouse several years ago. I trade photo shoots for her services. She doesn't paint too well though, she tracked paint onto the carpets this last weekend...
Told you not to look, Special K!
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,18:24
I am not a cereal.I am disappointed with the obvious lack of taste this forum is aspiring to.
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,18:58
YesThankyou for keeping us on the straight and narrow...
Back to topic, here;
and the "special K" reference was intended as a compliment.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,19:00
It's just annoying to see this turn into an all out spank and drool fest - until of course, kuru decides to flirt. Then some shitwad shows up to flame me for being a whore. So damnit if I can't be in the parade, I am going to keep pissing on it!
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 19 2002,20:07
| Quote (Wiley @ 18 Mar. 2002,18:21) |
| Um ...I love you man. I mean that in the most non-gay way that a man can love another man. Can I have your Bud Light? |
NO ONE FUCKING REMEMBERS THIS COMMERICAL!
It was one of their bests before the frogs. No one remembers it...
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 19 2002,20:13
Bud Light has the best advertising agency ever. The whole "Real American Heros" thing always makes me laugh ...to bad the beer tastes like piss.
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 19 2002,20:18
kuru - it's because you have double sided standards. It's fine for you to flirt and talk about your boobs, but then a new girl comes aorund and one guy says one thing as a joke, and you jump on their case talking about how they're being sexist or whatever. I don't care if you talk about your boobs, you know I've never said anything about it. It's just lately you keep jumping on people for being who they are: a guy. 90% of the time I see wiley (or anyone else, he's just an example right now) say something to a girl and you get on his case saying "so it's fine for you to do stuff but I can't blah blah". When all you do is bitch about stuff, then no it's not fine for you to.I've been quiet when you do this all the time, but you're going overboard with it. When you talk about how big your boobs are and whatnot, and then you turn around and shoot down someone for just jokingly asking "asl?" to the new girl it makes you look pretty bad. That's why people respond with "you're a slut!" or whatever. I've never even seen that, but I don't read a lot of the stuff here, enspecially when I see it turning to how it is with you so much.
You're a smart girl, and I have NOTHING but respect for you. I'm not gonna deny if you're hot or not, considering the only pic I saw of you was that netcam you had a while ago that was pretty dithered down. It just gets me mad when you start jumping on people for nothing. Come on now, you can handle your self better then that. You sexy little thing, you
(don't shoot me, please. Me and pain don't go together to well
)
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,20:37
And I've also said that part of the reason I'm so hard on others is that I'm going to show by example (treating them exactly the way I get treated) how some of you are to me.I don't rag on Nikita, Liney, never ragged on Nautilus or any of the people who'd been around for a while and did more than just post flirty sex stuff. I've been here a long time, and this goes back to all the crap Jim used to give me too. If I said anything that wasn't geeky, he attacked the hell out of me. So, what if that applied to everyone? What if every time any female here, regardless of how long she's been around, posts something about her boobs.....she gets flamed. What if any guy, no matter how long he's been here hits on some chick ....... he gets flamed.
None of you guys would like it at all if that's the way things were. That's my point - and the reason I started deciding to get on people about it. That ever since I was here, the rules were different for me. If a guy said something nice to me, Jim et al. flamed me because I attracted attention. If I said something nice about myself, Jim et al. flamed me for being a slut or having too big an ego. And it never stopped. To the point that these days I can't crack jokes about being 'dead sexy' without some unregistered showing up and calling me a whore - or without someone 'laughing out loud' at the thought that kuru might be sexy.
Everyone else who's been around a while carries on in that manner and nobody bats an eyelash... I do it, I get flamed. Someone else criticizes a chick who lets editor take naked pictures, nobody bats an eyelash. I do it, Carnivore calls me a fat slob whose life revolves around pigging out. Because I hung out, because I was myself, because I joked around, because I flirted, because I had intelligent things to say, I couldn't avoid being flamed to hell and back for whatever freakin standards some posters are holding me to on any given day. Y'all ragged on me until I got sick of it and started flaming the hell out of you guys RIGHT BACK so you could see how damn fun it is to have every move you make be criticized. I don't think Wiley is here just to get chicks. I don't think DA99 is here just to have guys call her sexy. And I'm not here to have people rag on me for shit they also do.
Y'all expect both not enough and too god damn much from me.
Posted by Vigilante on Mar. 19 2002,21:39
I really don't follow the logic here, kuru. The people that blasted you are hardly going to be shown the error of their ways in this manner; it merely serves to aggravate those of us who support you (except when you're engaging in petty bitchiness because of a few flamers).I always figured "Jim et al" went after your sexuality because it was an easier target than your well-supported politics, or maybe their mincy little faggot balls are intimidated by strong women. Thus they are fucktards on their own merits, and should be dealt with as such, not with misdirected vindictiveness.
Posted by Wiley on Mar. 19 2002,22:01
| Quote (kuru @ 19 Mar. 2002,12:37) |
| I don't think Wiley is here just to get chicks. |
I should hope not ....I'm going to be married in 52 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
So if I were here to get chicks they'd better start looking for airfare to the west coast pretty damn quick.
Posted by Anon on Mar. 19 2002,22:20
Your memory is flawed, Kuru.People started blasting you because you were so damn irritating. This is why "The rules are different for you", not because of some magic beast that makes them different - you bring it upon yourself. You always have.
Posted by RadioActive on Mar. 19 2002,22:27
Kuru, I think that you do have a double standard. Anything you do is fine, anybody else does the same it's the worst thing ever. If there are guys who attack you for your sexuality, so let them be. Learn to ignore them or tell them off. But starting to insult people for being who they are doesn't show either manners or intelect. As you may have noticed, detnet changed a lot since you left. Lost of new people, very few old detnetters left, new owner, new views on things. So just because the forum is taking on a new directions, doesn't mean it's a bad thing. Even if editor wants to turn this board into a port site, which I think he doesn't, he has a right to. He payed money and therefore he owns this site.
What you need to do is stop bitching. At least back in the day you resorted to constructive criticism as opposed to meaningless bitching about nothing for no reason.
Posted by editor on Mar. 19 2002,22:27
I like Kuru. She's interesting! She likes guns, fast cars, and computers and the 'net. She's rumored to be attractive.
She's real smart and educated!
Her presence at detnet makes things more interesting and lively!
I enjoyed flirting with her last night.
Anytime Kuru shows up, people start posting, and I like that too.
Granted I don't always like what she says, or all of her opinions, but I think I can live with that.
I've also had tons o fun talking with Anon, and I hope he can find the time to post anything else that's not Kuru-related.
Anon seems like a very interesting person too!
Let's all pop a Valium on 3; 1, 2, zzzzzzzzzzzz....
Posted by kuru on Mar. 19 2002,22:58
1) Someone who exists only to spew out their sexuality here and never participates in anything remotely resembling a logical intelligent discussion is a blowtorch target.2) I won't apologize for my belief in #1.
3) I'm sick of little prick bastard 'Anon' showing up every time it wants to stir shit. Post something that doesn't have to do with flaming me, will ya? You fucking one track mind waste of DNA.
4) I respect all manners of intelligent chicks and I don't give them grief when they express sexuality. I give grief to chicks who express nothing but sexuality. This is not a double standard.
5) Apparently 'Jim et al' did not consider my intelligence to be worth much, if 'Anon' has been around as long as it claims to be. The recent 'kuru cannot possibly be sexy' has been a continuation of the same tired crap. New board, eh? Not for me.
6) The fucktards: When I criticize or flame a fucktard, some of the regulars jump on me and call me petty, jealous, bitchy, etc. Sick of that, too. You want me to direct my hostility at the fucktards, not at you guys - so when I do, you can all jump in and call me a bitch to look like heros. Thanks.
7) 'Anon' has shown a complete lack of balls to not be able to cop to the identity it supposedly used when it used to peruse the boards in my early days, therefore any criticism from 'Anon' is completely invalid, without merit, and will be summarily dismissed.
I have nothing else to say. Anybody else who wants to bitch at me knows where to reach me DIRECTLY.
Posted by solid on Mar. 20 2002,03:33
....Kuru I got you that nazi swastika you wanted....Seriously, nobody is going to bend and mold a public forum for anybody else's pleasure. Unless maybe you're the admin, but editor is like a UN peacekeeper.
If they want to flirt and spew sexuality like mindless drones you either ignore the topic, create a new topic with something intelligent to discuss, or find a new forum.
And you know what, we can't stop you from posting whatever you want, and you can't stop anybody else from posting what they want either.
Posted by Anon on Mar. 20 2002,03:50
Kuru:A) If I'm a fucknugget, ignore me.
B) I've given the same amount of identification as you have. What, you want my fucking street address? Cough up yours first.
C) If everyone here hates you, and life here is so miserable that you must lash out at anyone you don't like (Like I'm doing? Hmm. It's okay for you, but not for me. Hmmm...) then leave. It's not hard.
Posted by incubus on Mar. 20 2002,04:00
| Quote (kuru @ 19 Mar. 2002,14:58) |
| <kuru rant> |
Kuru. Babe. Chill the fuck out. That is all.
Posted by editor on Mar. 20 2002,04:07
I've actually daydreamed about Kuru and anon. carrying on a regular conversation...I think it would be more interesting than watching a hatred-tennis match.
"No, I hate *you* more!"
Neither of them are going to change their perspective for the other, and neither understands that both are actually right; Kuru could just ignore anon, and anon really has it in for her. She's correct in feeling vilified, to a degree. But anon's comments are often on target, which is why they hurt so much.
It reminds me of when my cats get into a serious furball; I don't want either to win or to lose. I don't equate them with pets, it just bothers me when they misbehave.
I'd prefer for both of them to keep posting, but on another topic than each other...
Kuru said she'd have dinner and probably log on, so we may not have long to wait for this tennis match to continue.
/ed returns to cave.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,04:32
This isn't a tennis match.As for me, I'm going to keep expressing my opinion of chicks who contribute nothing of intellectual value and only try to appear as attractive as possible to men.
If some people want to flame me for that, well, it's certainly within their rights to free speech.
Have a wonderful time. Some of you will continue to try to get me to leave or to make me cry or whatever the hell it is you're aiming for. Most of you will continue to be my friends, which is the reason I am still around.
This last part is an honest request to editor: Please stop trying to put gasoline on a flame war. I don't like it that it one conversation you act like my friend, and then I show up here to see that you've declared I'll be in after dinner to continue the show. I suppose this means I'm going to have to be very very careful of what I say to you privately in the future.
Posted by editor on Mar. 20 2002,04:35
"Kuru had dinner" I had no idea that was privileged information.
Want me to delete the post?
I delete lots of my posts.
Sometimes in seconds.
Posted by incubus on Mar. 20 2002,04:36
| Quote (kuru @ 19 Mar. 2002,20:32) |
| <more kuru rantage> |
Please. Chill out. Anon is anonymous, therefore we don't care. I have it's IP, I'll find out who it is at some point.
edit: i dont read detnet enough
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,05:00
Dude, everything I say in private is private. If it wasn't, I'd post it in public myself.I'm tired, and I've been summed up as <more kuru rantage>.
Ok, g'night.
Posted by editor on Mar. 20 2002,05:06
I haven't been on detnet very long and I don't have all the experience/knowledge that I'd like to, and I really really thought it would be harmless to say you'd be online after dinner.Ok, you win, I won't repeat a word of what you say to me. Or at least attribute it to you...
I'm glad I got some education tonight.
Thankyou.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,05:13
Now about trying to incite pyrotechnics between me and the person(s) masquerading as 'Anon', please stop.Instigation is not necessary, it's disrespectful, and I'm not inclined to continue a friendship with someone who refers to a fight between me and someone(s) else as 'watching a tennis match'.
Posted by just_dave on Mar. 20 2002,19:02
Kuru,You sound like an interesting person with an interesting personality. I don't know why I posted this but, the posts made me think about it, and I like the way you think.
Maybe we can chat sometime. 
-dave
Posted by kuru on Mar. 20 2002,19:36
Course.I'll ICQ you when I get home from work.
Thanks for the good word.
Posted by just_dave on Mar. 20 2002,21:49
Figured this would help 13524231 
Posted by Jimi on Mar. 25 2002,20:28
Yeah, i'm with Dave, as far as i'm concerned kuru is capable of any form of conversation, be it inteligent, humorous, self indulgent. Whatever I still enjoy reading her posts, as I do the majority of people who post on here. Anon on the other hand, isn't registered, has never said anything to interest me as he/she is always too busy bitching about the most pathetic thing he can find after scraping for hours at the bottom of the barrel.You're cool with me Kuru, same goes - ICQ 51 13 76 69
Posted by Dysorderia on Mar. 26 2002,00:37
| Quote (solid @ 19 Mar. 2002,22:33) |
| ....Kuru I got you that nazi swastika you wanted.... Seriously, nobody is going to bend and mold a public forum for anybody else's pleasure. Unless maybe you're the admin, but editor is like a UN peacekeeper. If they want to flirt and spew sexuality like mindless drones you either ignore the topic, create a new topic with something intelligent to discuss, or find a new forum. And you know what, we can't stop you from posting whatever you want, and you can't stop anybody else from posting what they want either. |
Solid has it nailed down tight.
Kuru: I am guessing that forum dictatorships didn't exist in the original incarnation of detonate.net's forums (i.e, around when i joined).
They still don't, because that isn't what detnet is about.
please don't be a "forum nazi".
Posted by Spydir on Mar. 26 2002,04:18
anyone else find it incredibly odd to hear that coming from him?
Posted by kuru on Mar. 26 2002,14:21
I think the word you're looking for is 'ironic'.Anyway, my response to Dysorderia:
Posted by Dysorderia on Mar. 26 2002,15:14
Why is the word "new" always highlighted in red?
Posted by editor on Mar. 26 2002,19:11
It's the least of the IB bugs, and it pops up irregularly. Sometimes a red "new" sometimes not.I dunno.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 02 2002,07:04
it's trying to do syntactic colouring, but only some of the time and only on new! I can't think of anything intelligent to add to this discussion.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 02 2002,18:54
What has me confused is this:Kuru is ranting about people flirting, talking about boobs, etc. and kbreak posting sexy pics and such, right? Isn't this the SEX forum? Doesn't that sort of thing BELONG here?
Posted by incubus on Apr. 03 2002,00:25
mmm, boobs. 
new is highlighted in red when its on its own, not "quoted" or surrounded by any other character - new!
these should be red: new new new
Posted by incubus on Apr. 03 2002,00:27
hmm, as for the new thing, all the previous incarnations of it being in red seem to have vanished.i should lay off the crack.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 03 2002,04:00
probably, I hear it kills
Posted by kuru on Apr. 03 2002,20:15
The rant was because everyone else got to talk about boobs and sex and flirt like crazy, but I got a bunch of nasty comments and catty bullshit when I did it, especially here.I got idiots showing up saying crap about how that's all I ever do is just try to be all slutty around here.
So, I bitched to show those who bitch at me what it's like to be 'unable to do anything right.'
I don't have a problem with the sex and boobs and flirting talk. I just don't want lamas breathing down my neck when I participate.
Posted by kbreak on Apr. 03 2002,20:26
here's a lama for Kuru; 
Posted by jim on Apr. 03 2002,22:53
LOL... How funny. Haven't been to this site in..... Hmmmmmmmm, who knows how long.Maybe once since it was sold... And I come across this thread.
Is it fate? hehehe...
Alas, it's time to leave work and head home, so I'll save the flames for another day...
Nice to see that DetNet resident Hochie Coochie Mama, is still doing her thing. LOL. Man, what a joke.
Posted by editor on Apr. 03 2002,23:01
The suspense is killing me....would you mind posting just one more time? I like even numbers.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 03 2002,23:37
'kuru, you're such a whore.''I've had sex with almost 30 women.'
Ah, good old jim. Just when I was starting to miss the smell of hypocrisy in the evening.
Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 04 2002,02:33
JIM LIVES!
Posted by kuru on Apr. 04 2002,03:28
Apparently so.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 04 2002,06:48
ok, who didn't see the llama coming...nice work kbreak!Anycrap, I don't mind if you act all flirty and talk about your boobs. In fact, I encourage it. I don't think I'd get away with acting slutty though...I don't think anyone would really be all that interested.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 04 2002,13:01
So, about my boobs......;)And now that 'Anon' is gone, who will I get crap from?
Oh, right.
Posted by jim on Apr. 04 2002,15:32
| Quote (kuru @ 03 April 2002,08:37) |
| 'kuru, you're such a whore.' 'I've had sex with almost 30 women.' Ah, good old jim. Just when I was starting to miss the smell of hypocrisy in the evening. |
kuru: "That new DetNet Chick is such a whore. And attension hog."
kuru: "I drink cum!"
LOL!
And no I'm not "back". Sorry. Although kuru is still the same, Detnet is not...
However, I may step in and visit from time to time...
I'm currently failry addicted to the MMORPG < Anarchy Online > and run a fairly large on-line guild < First Order >. I did, however, in the spirit of DetNet, adopt the Nick < Detonate >.
Feel free to ICQ me, if you want to BS from time to time. I only really use IMs at work though, so can't always talk.
ICQ: 11069333
MSN: jimmarch@hotmail.com
Talk to you guys later.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 04 2002,16:26
Ah, same old jim.Pity he won't be around more. I so hate missing out on his sharp repartee.
Posted by editor on Apr. 04 2002,16:56
Here, Jim, wear this;
Posted by jim on Apr. 04 2002,17:24
| Quote (editor @ 04 April 2002,01:56) |
| Here, Jim, wear this; |
That must be some new school detnet humor, cause I don't get it.
Either that, or I'm just getting to damn old.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 04 2002,17:32
Let me spell it out slowly.There
are
no
girls
in
Hanson.
So basically what the shirt says is that the wearer had sex with a very young boy.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 04 2002,18:37
| Quote (kbreak @ 03 April 2002,14:26) |
| here's a lama for Kuru; |
hey, that's not funny! Friend of mine almost got humped by a llama ... he swears to this day that it got a "look of lust" in its eyes and then tried to mount him.
Of course I took pictures.
No I don't have them.
We gave him a llama stuffed animal for his birthday.
Posted by editor on Apr. 04 2002,19:06
Somebody needs to change avatars....
Posted by jim on Apr. 04 2002,19:50
| Quote (kuru @ 04 April 2002,02:32) |
| Let me spell it out slowly. There are no girls in Hanson. So basically what the shirt says is that the wearer had sex with a very young boy. |
Then I guess I am old. Cause I don't know who Hansen is.
Posted by editor on Apr. 04 2002,19:55
3 guys who share 3 balls between them.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 04 2002,19:55
Really lame pop act of the middle 1990s consisting of 3 (maybe 4?) brothers who all had long blonde hair and looked very feminine.Popular with 8 - 12 year old girls.
Which meant my baby cousin loved them. Which meant I got to hear about them. A lot.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 04 2002,20:51
YOU MEAN HANSON IS GUYS! AH! UNCLEAN!
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 05 2002,06:30
ok folks, let's get back on topic...kuru's boobs
Posted by editor on Apr. 05 2002,06:34
Well, she won't show her face, what makes you think she'd show her breasteses? Wasn't the topic something fun for Wiley to see?
Posted by Uberkommando on Apr. 05 2002,14:41
I'm sure Wiley wouldn't mind seeing kuru's... nevermind.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 05 2002,17:04
Is it really necessary to see kuru's boobs to talk about them?You guys can all speculate, you know.
Posted by editor on Apr. 05 2002,18:19
Posted by kuru on Apr. 05 2002,20:11
Close.
Posted by editor on Apr. 06 2002,07:49
Tripped over this while finding "breasts".
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 06 2002,07:54
YES FOR BOOBIES!
Posted by editor on Apr. 06 2002,08:00
/kbreak prints
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 06 2002,09:29
*fap*
Posted by kuru on Apr. 06 2002,17:46
Mine are a little bigger than the second one.
Posted by editor on Apr. 06 2002,17:56
Great! These, however, are visible.
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 06 2002,21:07
| Quote (Beldurin @ 06 April 2002,03:29) |
| *fap* |
see above.
Posted by editor on Apr. 06 2002,21:14
dammit they cut off her foot
Posted by Spydir on Apr. 06 2002,22:17
ed has a foot fetish
Posted by editor on Apr. 07 2002,01:27
I have a fetish for almost anything attached to a female.see what you made me do?
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 07 2002,02:39
IMO the best thing attached to a female is me.
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 07 2002,02:46
I have a naked women fetish.
Posted by editor on Apr. 07 2002,02:55
ic0n0, every once in a while, you nail it.You win, this thread.
Posted by chmod on Apr. 07 2002,14:20
< http://www.theonion.com/onion3412/nakedladyfetish.html >
Posted by Beldurin on Apr. 07 2002,18:22
Ahhh....The Onion. For my money, the best source of news around!