Topic: so ummm...college eh
started by: liquid metal
Posted by liquid metal on Jan. 29 2002,04:18
so umm there's this girl from last semester i had a thing for her but it pretty much went away; it got lost in school work.but umm if it shows up again should i go for it?!
Posted by Vigilante on Jan. 29 2002,05:13
You paid more attention to schoolwork than a girlie? Dumbass. You don't deserve to get her. 
Posted by ic0n0 on Jan. 29 2002,07:12
i say wipe it out and tell her to suck it! right in the middle of the class. If she doesn't suck it act like it was a joke and put your little wizard back in his keep.
Posted by Jimi on Jan. 29 2002,20:13
I think icono's onto a winner there, it's so outragous it may just work.>Jimi will not be held responsible for the actions of your penis or your classmates<
Posted by liquid metal on Jan. 29 2002,20:34
i had to pay attention to school...i was working my ass off last semester at my job (and now my manager's all pissy cuz i can't give her the same hours anymore..aww boo-hoo bitch!
and it was my first semester so i was running around a blind ass little frosh. but this semester's fun. i say go for it too! (except i'm not gonna tell her to suck it down like that)
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 01 2002,17:47
well, bend over ill drive works also.I say nail her
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 06 2002,06:27
isnt that your solution to everything?My boss is being a bitch. Nail her!
my cousin is hot. Nail her!
i met this really ugly chick today, and she wont leave me alone. Nail her!
see? this is why i dont take advice from wolf-man.
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 06 2002,06:29
hehe nice oneoops
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 06 2002,17:43
| Quote (Rhydant @ 06 Feb. 2002,01:27) |
| isnt that your solution to everything? My boss is being a bitch. Nail her! my cousin is hot. Nail her! i met this really ugly chick today, and she wont leave me alone. Nail her! see? this is why i dont take advice from wolf-man. |
Hey, works for me. Then again i know how to satisfy a woman.
This makes:
the Bitch boss nicer and basicly can turn her into your fuck pig.
The hot cusin beg for more (i was adopted so it is fine for me to nail my cusins).
As for the ugly chick, hey, ugly chicks need love too. That and if you give her the gasper she is sure to leave you alone.
Never pass up sex. it is never the same twice. One day you may even learn that it is even better than jerking off.
Posted by LiNeY on Feb. 06 2002,18:08
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 06 Feb. 2002,09:43) |
| One day you may even learn that it is even better than jerking off. |
You mean, the real thing is better than doing it yourself? Really?
Posted by Nikita on Feb. 06 2002,19:13
| Quote (LiNeY @ 06 Feb. 2002,13:08) |
| You mean, the real thing is better than doing it yourself? Really? |
Results may vary
Posted by just_dave on Feb. 06 2002,19:24
| Quote (Nikita @ 06 Feb. 2002,02:13) | ||
Results may vary |
wonder what varies the results??
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 10 2002,01:33
whether she uses the whole fist or not
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 10 2002,02:25
| Quote (just_dave @ 06 Feb. 2002,14:24) |
| wonder what varies the results?? |
one is knowing how to scratch your lower lip while licking her clit...
once you know the meaning of this you will be able to cripple a woman for hours and have her tell her friends you really know what your doing.
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 10 2002,02:39
I don't know, she may not tell anyone and keep you to herself...I know this, because it has happened to me before...
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 10 2002,06:20
You still should have wiped it out!
Posted by editor on Feb. 10 2002,06:45
Experience shows, and I've checked with friends, if you get a chance for noogie and there's no good reason why not, GO FOR IT!Your chances of obtaining noogie declines with age. All the people you know now, in 15 years, will be in relationships and pretty much unavailable. You'll have to work harder. Unless, of course, you're in a relationship too.
"results may vary"
Usually I got more noogie before the g/f moves in! After, we just waste time arguing and witholding said noogie.
Buena Suerte!
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,16:00
If you want to nail the chick, nail the chick.There's no reason to be sitting on your ass now. You're in college. GET LAID.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 14 2002,16:58
Finaly, another voice of reason has returned!Welcome back honey.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,17:58
Good to be back, studmuffin.Missed ya.
Posted by Hellraiser on Feb. 14 2002,20:15
Get a fucking room already!!!!!!!!!! 
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2002,20:20
A fucking room? With Wolfy?I WISH.
<kidding>
</kidding>
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 14 2002,20:34
All this sex talk is making me lonely 
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 14 2002,21:28
i'm going out again to get my chest licked again if not more >:]
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 14 2002,21:38
| Quote (ic0n0 @ 14 Feb. 2002,12:34) |
| All this sex talk is making me lonely |
Don't be sad sweetie! You can have me if you would like
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 14 2002,23:00
Or me baby!! (if you take that seriously and show up on my door with flowers I'm going to have to kick your ass)
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 15 2002,00:18
| Quote (Dark-Angel99 @ 14 Feb. 2002,07:38) | ||
Don't be sad sweetie! You can have me if you would like |
You live in cali i live in the north woods this is going no where.
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 15 2002,00:33
long distance relationships suck dude. They're like "we're just friends" with a girl. You really want to fuck her, but can't.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 15 2002,00:38
They're really hard. Especially when you wish you could just hang out and do all that normal, 'in the same room kind of stuff' that everybody else gets to.
Sometimes tho, the person's just really cool and even though it pretty much sucks that geography makes things impossible, you can still chat on good terms.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 15 2002,01:51
nope i would have to ay that long distance relationships suck beyond belief. if you think you're getting in to deep GET THE FUCK OUT! don't suffer what i had to do once
Posted by fatalbert on Feb. 15 2002,02:01
| Quote (Spydir @ 14 Feb. 2002,19:33) |
| long distance relationships suck dude. They're like "we're just friends" with a girl. You really want to fuck her, but can't. |
phonseks?
Posted by kuru on Feb. 15 2002,02:22
Can't actually say I have any hard feelings towards a certain someone or what happened between me and him.It's a bummer that it was pretty much doomed from day one. But I will always be glad I got to know him.
And you know who you are.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 15 2002,07:44
| Quote (Spydir @ 14 Feb. 2002,16:33) |
| long distance relationships suck dude. They're like "we're just friends" with a girl. You really want to fuck her, but can't. |
God I love it when a guy says fuck, like when he wants to fuck someone, not just saying the word! It's such a turn on!
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 15 2002,16:15
fuck yeah DA you want to fuck? can fuck you sideways up down fuck you left right and dead centre anythign goes fuckwise. fuck fuck fuck
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 15 2002,20:00
| Quote (Dark Knight Bob @ 15 Feb. 2002,08:15) |
| fuck yeah DA you want to fuck? can fuck you sideways up down fuck you left right and dead centre anythign goes fuckwise. fuck fuck fuck |
Wooo hooooo!!!!
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 15 2002,20:34
I said it first. Does that mean I get first fuck dibs?
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 15 2002,20:42
| Quote (Spydir @ 15 Feb. 2002,12:34) |
| I said it first. Does that mean I get first fuck dibs? |
Sure does!
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 16 2002,02:14
ah well dibs on the other two holes
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 16 2002,03:45
| Quote (kuru @ 15 Feb. 2002,02:22) |
| Can't actually say I have any hard feelings towards a certain someone or what happened between me and him. It's a bummer that it was pretty much doomed from day one. But I will always be glad I got to know him. And you know who you are. |
That is really nice, i'm so used to people breaking up with each other and then just being at each others throats for the rest of the time they know each other, that post makes a refreshing change, kinda restored my faith in a few humans.
You deserve someone great and he'll come, my heart is with you kuru.
Posted by Spydir on Feb. 16 2002,04:49
sweet. Since you're on one coast and I'm on the other we'll meet halfway. How about icono's house? Bring a friend for bling bling boy though, cuz he needs some dib'bing too.
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 16 2002,14:47
sounds like a plan 
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 16 2002,20:27
| Quote (Jimi @ 15 Feb. 2002,22:45) |
| that post makes a refreshing change, kinda restored my faith in a few humans. |
She is one of the few (very few) humans i have any faith in so im with you on that one.
Posted by Carnivore on Feb. 17 2002,01:45
HIgh School = get laid someCollege = get drunk and laid many many time...
Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 17 2002,07:44
Once upon a time, there was the unspoken rule "Don't fuck your floor." That's one way to kill your marks (the other is Counter-Strike and a T3) - spend all term fucking one (or two or three) girl(s) on your floor, and since they're just down the hall there's no excuse.See in relation to my long ago Vile Temptresses post.
Stomper
Posted by ASCIIMan on Feb. 17 2002,08:18
| Quote (The_Stomper @ 17 Feb. 2002,01:44) |
| the other is Counter-Strike and a T3 |
Heh. My friend's suitemate got kicked out after his first semester when he failed all his classes. Reason: he never stopped playing CS. Never.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 17 2002,16:26
| Quote (Wolfguard @ 16 Feb. 2002,15:27) | ||
She is one of the few (very few) humans i have any faith in so im with you on that one. |
Aww you guys. You're so sweet.
There's really nothin that special about me tho. I'm just not a cunt. That's all.
Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 18 2002,05:53
I usually get fed up with the proliferation of wallh4x0rs and aimbots pretty fast on public servers. He must have a hidden stash of legal players to keep him goin that long.I'm thinking of zipping back down to university (I'm on a work term right now) just to check in on the rest of the clan. I'm personally responsible for the introduction of CS to my floor (and probably for knocking off a couple percentage points from the floor average too!
But CS has nothing on a good game of paintball if you ask me. Our floor got challenged to a game - I personally shot 17 people in one round. Never got hit.
Maybe I should join the SWAT team or something ...Stomper
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 18 2002,20:59
DA99, you live in California? Give me directions from San Francisco and I'm there Gentlemen, I will fill you in... after I fill her up.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 19 2002,01:03
You serious? It's about a 5 hour drive...
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 19 2002,04:51
Yep. Check your email.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 19 2002,08:17
| Quote (damien_s_lucifer @ 18 Feb. 2002,20:51) |
| Yep. Check your email. |
I checked my email, but got nothing... What am I looking for exactly?
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 19 2002,13:14
Im thinking your looking for hot sex dear...
Posted by kuru on Feb. 19 2002,13:52
Is that that hot.sex attachment that's been going around?I hear that one can be pretty nasty....
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 19 2002,19:18
Looks like the Ikonboard emailer is broken. I resent it, check your email again.
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 19 2002,20:21
| Quote (kuru @ 17 Feb. 2002,16:26) |
| There's really nothin that special about me tho. I'm just not a cunt. That's all. |
That's exactly my point, Makes a change for someone to have a good heart and not be totally selfish. I though I was totally selfless untill I recently started acting like a cunt.
I have found a total of maybe 20 genuinly nice people, probably 8 of those are on detnet.
Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Feb. 20 2002,01:58
| Quote (Jimi @ 19 Feb. 2002,12:21) |
| I have found a total of maybe 20 genuinly nice people, probably 8 of those are on detnet. |
Name the detnet ones!
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 20 2002,03:55
| Quote (kuru @ 17 Feb. 2002,08:26) |
| There's really nothin that special about me tho. I'm just not a cunt. That's all. |
Damn! That's about the only thing I look for in a woman ...everything else is just extra baggage that you gotta deal with.
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 21 2002,16:19
| Quote (Dark-Angel99 @ 20 Feb. 2002,01:58) | ||
Name the detnet ones! |
Kuru
Dark Angel 99
Wiley
ic0n0
Wolfguard, seems cool
Liney
Editor
I'm basing that on posts only, I'm not saying i'd get on with you all if I met you... But you all seem cool, spydir is just wierd.
Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 21 2002,16:38
| Quote (Jimi @ 21 Feb. 2002,11:19) |
| Wolfguard, seems cool |
yeah, im not bad for a cranky old man
Posted by kuru on Feb. 21 2002,18:18
Cranky? Yea But old? Old?
No way dude. We just hang out with really young people here.
Posted by Wiley on Feb. 21 2002,23:48
| Quote (Jimi @ 21 Feb. 2002,08:19) |
Whooo Hoooo!!! I made the list.
But of course in real life you would think I'm a prick
It's ok though ....in RL I really am a prick
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Feb. 22 2002,00:35
and I did NOT make the list.Someone's gonna find their account deleted...
j/k, of course
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 22 2002,00:46
You wouldn't dare... OK so you would you would sorry sorry./me hides in corner clutching my account.
You'll never take it from me, it's all I have.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 22 2002,01:08
C'mon man, be nice to Jimi.He put kuru on the list!
Posted by Jimi on Feb. 22 2002,19:46
The question is how nice are you going to be to me Kuru..?<thinks> Play it cool Jimi, don't let them know you are horney</thinks>
Kuru, would you like to grab a coffee or something and we can discuss the list further in more detail? Of course you are buying because I'm broke...
Posted by TheTaxMan on Feb. 25 2002,06:22
Eddie Izzard has something to say about coffee...