Forum: Sex
Topic: I just shaved my balls
started by: askheaves
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 31 2001,07:10
I figured we haven't talked about Privates Shaving in a while, and my balls smell like Brut.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 31 2001,11:18
pick me up at the airport?------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 31 2001,13:07
It concerns me greatly as to propensity of people to be shaving the sac. What if you cut yourself!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!------------------
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Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 01 2001,05:37
LMAO @ kuru
Posted by jiggyfresh on Apr. 01 2001,06:30
dude, we dont need to know about your balls
Posted by SaxMaster on Apr. 11 2001,23:21
1. Kuru has the greatest sig (I love ballroom dancing)2. Do you think you're a pr0nst4r or something? Because you're not. You're really a l4m0r. ------------------
"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 12 2001,00:07
Hey!!!
Posted by masher on Apr. 12 2001,01:46
Careful what you say Sax. You may get a couple of Detnetters bitch slapping you.------------------
"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
Posted by SLATE on Apr. 12 2001,06:39
use scissors.. not as close of a cut.. but good enough... and safer too
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 12 2001,18:10
there is no itch. it only itches if you dont shave it often enough and it starts to grow back. i shave 2-3 times a week.
Posted by ytsejammer on Apr. 12 2001,20:40
I have to ask why the hell you even shaved them. Do you like rubbing them when you jerk off to your monitor?--= Devin support progressive metal
Posted by ytsejammer on Apr. 12 2001,20:40
I have to ask why the hell you even shaved them. Do you like rubbing them when you jerk off to your monitor?--= Devin support progressive metal
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 13 2001,01:35
what is it with you and keeping us up-to-date on the condition of your genitilia? i mean right now im sure i have some lint in my asscrack.. and i dont have wood. but i dont feel better about it.  ------------------
god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 13 2001,01:35
hmm double posts suck. i am on a crap computer of my friends.. SEE YOU CANT EVEN KEEP ME AWAY. anyway, i never had a chance to try the "to delete this post, check this box" thing, and i find it doesnt work. so im a disgruntled detnetter.This message has been edited by melk0r on April 13, 2001 at 08:39 PM
Posted by Vigilante on Apr. 13 2001,01:39
I gave my groin a quick buzz the other day, too. Not a real thorough job, just a trim with the clippers.Big improvement to the *FAP*ping.
Posted by just_dave on Apr. 13 2001,05:13
man the itch after a few days has to be unbearable.....------------------
If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???
Posted by kuru on Apr. 14 2001,21:11
i'll be the judge of askheaves's pornstar ability.  ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by porn_dealer on Apr. 14 2001,22:08
boy will you...------------------
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Posted by solid on Apr. 14 2001,23:58
As fun as I imagine it must be, please, kuru, stop "half-tease"-ing all the other detnetters.Or do it more intensely, or confirm for us all once in every while that this is just a lil joke that goes on here.
Posted by kai on Apr. 15 2001,23:40
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
or confirm for us all once in every while that this is just a lil joke that goes on here.
but preferably stop ------------------
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Posted by psychopharmacologist on May 12 2001,23:30
got razorburn?
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