| Forum: The Classroom Topic: Cornbread!!!! started by: Raven  Posted by OpenFly on May 18 2000,06:53Well, Pancakes I never tried, though someone once said flapjacks were nice.  One in the same though I guess.  What about a cod fish. I hear the feel nice shoved up ones rear (or back) orifice =). -------------------------------------------  Posted by BM_Ray on May 18 2000,08:54Cornbread: Ain't nothin wrong wit dat.  Posted by ArchBishop X on May 18 2000,09:51I always thought mince was better for cleaning out your pores.  Just scrub a little on with a loofa, and presto! 
 ------------------  Posted by Hellraiser on May 18 2000,10:26Try yogurt for that cool sticky feeling you can't achieve with cornbread.  Posted by Ansible on May 18 2000,11:15I find cornbread to be very.... uhh.. er... stimulating(It gets me hard).  Posted by MadMonk on May 18 2000,13:33There are other good places to put cornbread. I'm not going to give any hints, for it's better left to the imagination......but it is better to heat it up and melt butter all over it first. oh yeah, mmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhh........cornbread  Posted by Raven on May 18 2000,17:06Cornbread is good to stick in your ear.  Posted by Epoxy on May 18 2000,17:14I prefer mince ------------------  Posted by Wookie on May 18 2000,17:14I do that with rolled pancakes when I'm out of mapple syrrup... (this forum is starting real good) ; ) ------------------  Posted by Kolben on May 18 2000,17:15Thank you very much for telling...I was just about to try it out, so I could update you all on the subject, but Raven was too fast. Wonder why he didn't shout out First Post...  Posted by Raven on May 18 2000,17:19I didnt shout first post primarily because i know him personally and i wouldnt want him bugging me about it. And second he showed his dissaproval of them seen on page 18 of blade :P. And i havent tried pancakes yet ,but wait theres a camel at my door. brb  Posted by Hellraiser on May 19 2000,07:13And there's nothing like a cornbread poultice for those aches and pains incured in the daily grind. Just when life is feeling crummy, it's cornbread to the rescue!  Posted by Revenant on May 19 2000,10:26Cornbread baked into little loafs of corn are the best for sticking in your ear.  And other places we dare not mention(just use lots of butter) *g*  Posted by marc c on May 19 2000,10:54But what would happen if the cornbread were to break off while it was in ones.... well, never mind. ------------------  Posted by Proteun on May 19 2000,12:38I'm new to Cornbread Erotica, I guess it's alright, some people drink urine.  I'll keep an open mind about it.  You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like.  Now we just have to figure out what to call it, we have such great names like, "Water Sports" and "Rubber Party" how about 'Sweet Slices'  'Corn to Corn' or 'Bun to Bung' for that matter, Tell me what you think.  Posted by Raven on May 19 2000,18:42Hey proteun, i should hire you, im starting my own business in cornbread erotica and i could use someone who is as intelligent and proficient in the subject as you. Your cornbread affiliate : Raven  Posted by Paranoid on May 19 2000,18:47How did that Eddie Murphy line in Life go? something like "You ain't putting your hands on my cornbread" or whatever. heh, that's funny ya, isn't it why aren't you laughing? dammit, that EVIL BATTLEFIELD EARTH banner is back again................................ just for the record, Chewy Chips Ahoy also are quite tasty after entering the deep inner recesses of the ear.... ------------------ -Eric Cartman in one of his more thought provoking moments [This message has been edited by Paranoid (edited May 19, 2000).]  Posted by mqa on May 21 2000,02:32speaking of pancakes, anyone ever tred them with oyster sauce rather than syrup? mmm mmm good!  Posted by kiddeo on May 22 2000,00:52this section is getting yummier.  Posted by cr0bar on May 22 2000,23:04mqa: That was DIRTY!!! ------------------  Posted by Lordbrandon on May 23 2000,01:26BUTTER! (tasts good with cornbred)  Posted by Whirlwind on May 23 2000,05:05sounds interesting...  Posted by Rol3x on Jun. 24 2000,19:59repeating the cornbread thing with eddie murphy seems to be somewhat of an on-going joke. i think it goes, "You caint have my cornbread, you gon' have to whoop my ass!" or something like that. please tell me why this thread was started, not that i have anything against cornbread. -  Posted by marc c on Jun. 25 2000,00:51Just a test of the new forum... this was one of the very first posts. ------------------ [This message has been edited by marc c (edited June 24, 2000).] |