Topic: mental condition of detnetters
started by: smartsnake
Edit:Have to say though this is about the funniest the classroom has been in awhile 
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"You never hear the bullet that hits you"
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This message has been edited by smartsnake on March 30, 2001 at 08:38 PM
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"You never hear the bullet that hits you"
[url]www.neatshit.mainpage.net[url]
This message has been edited by smartsnake on March 30, 2001 at 08:59 PM
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by ME:Hey Bozeman.... Are you from Bozeman Montana?
ikky ikky chaka brack-HEY!
ikky ikky chaka brack-HEY!
a-bobba bobba dooda HEY!
ikky ikky chaka-brack HEY!I've got a question... and please take me seriously, cause I'm NOT kidding... Do child prodigies get pubes early? And how about masterbating? Or do you even know what I'm talking about? I REALLY SERIOUSLY am curious, cause maybe the geniouses start at 7... I DON'T KNOW!
Oh and, I'm 17...Yeah?Nay?Gay?Hay-Hay?
One time ate a whole pizza while I watched a 8 hour Full House mariton. I was dizzy when it was over, so I bumped into a bunch of walls on the way to my bed. Then I acidently threw up in the hall, and I felt hungy so I started eating it. And I guess I didn't digest it very well, cause it still tasted pretty good like pizza. So I save the rest in some tupple-ware. I was going to reheat it the next day, but I was finally back to my sences and realized the it was a bad idea. So I put it in a paper bag and put it on a mean kid's chair at school. When he sat on it I laughed really hard, so he knew it was me. So then I ran out of the room, but I forgot to wear a belt, so my pants fell down and I tripped... and then he started spanking me, but I guess that makes him strange, not me...
And although "Rat tat tat, yo" is infinately funny, it doesn't even compare to "Stupid soap! I own j00!" I fell out of my chair lauging the first time I saw that. Since then I burst into laughter in public areas just by accidently thinking about it. Everyone looks at me weird, but that's ok, cause I just yell, "I OWN J00!" at them and they stop looking... But one time someone ran the other way and tapped a mall security guard on the shoulder. That's when I sat down on the escalator and left when I got to the bottom floor. It was raining though, so I was glad I had my coat. The pockets in it are big, so can carry all the stuff I bought without my hands. I need to get some lotion, cause my hands are dry. I run out of lotion much too quicly. I use it for more than my hands.
Either you should just have a quote on the back (for which I vote "stupid spoon thingy" or "asshole thingy").
Or have quotes on the front and back (for which I vote "voice thingy" on the front and "rat tat thingy" on the back).
You need to make a POLL Cr0! That's the only fare way to settle this!
...ooooooo.... time to rub vanilla pudding all over my body... ahhhhhHHHHH BABY!!!
I WASN'T just being silly and weird for the fun of it either... that was ME!! 
It's actually kind of scary to look back on...
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
This message has been edited by Neophyre on March 30, 2001 at 10:20 PM
(edit: spelling)
This message has been edited by Bozeman on March 31, 2001 at 08:43 AM
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
By ME:
<Insane ramblings>
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
(snip) PersonGuy, whom I find endlessly fascinating
sooooooo true
does c47kn1gh7 appear unregistered to you guys too?
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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Seriously man, is there anything you HAVEN'T experianced to some degree?
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
i used to be sczofrenic(sp?) but we're ok now.
I have that t-shirt. along with "I did *NOT* escape... they gave me a day pass", "Original Big Pimp Wear", "If this wasn't my life, I'd be laughing my head off", and a shirt I got at Dick's Resturant... if you've never been to Dick's, you gotta go. Funny as hell.
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
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Originally posted by Neophyre:
"No beer and no TV make neophyre something, something."
"Go crazy?"
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damage@detonate.net
"On a long enough timeline the survival rate for anyone drops to zero."
-Narrator 'Fight Club.'
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Originally posted by damage:
"Go crazy?"
DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!
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Spydir Web - < http://netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
Net Syndrome - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/ >
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...
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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Seriously man, is there anything you HAVEN'T experianced to some degree?
I didn't even see this post before... weird...
Anyway, my life isn't a "box of chocolates" it's the "pu-pu platter"! As Fatboy Slim would say, "A little bit of dis! A little bit of dat!"
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
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Originally posted by smartsnake:
Is it jsut me or is everyone here going crazy?
nope been crazy ever since i got here
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Violets are blue
I'm a scizophrenic
and so am I
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Originally posted by Sithiee:
i recall you saying something idiotic like that as well....hmmm....
........ah......oh......*sigh* fuck, I got nothin'.