Topic: What do you want from me!!!
started by: Jimi
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 25 2002,12:45
What does one have to do to earn a place in the land of the senior lounge?I can live without being classed as a senior member (even though I reckon I am. /me blows raspbery) But I have often gone down the list and thought, hmm there is nothing of interest that I would like to reply to.
I wonder if there is anything good to reply to in the senior lounge, But I never get to find out. So would somebody at least care to enlighten me as to at least what kind of sordid affairs go on in there?
Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2002,13:44
We speculate about editor's ass hair.
Posted by Bozeman on Apr. 25 2002,14:43
What are the qualifications for senior status, if any?
Posted by Vigilante on Apr. 25 2002,15:01
| Quote (Bozeman @ 25 April 2002,09:43) |
| What are the qualifications for senior status, if any? |
A keen interest in editor's ass-hair.
Posted by 1LT on Apr. 25 2002,15:04
I think he braids it. (can I join now?)
Posted by liquid metal on Apr. 25 2002,15:22
i have quite a lot of ass hair. it's a pain when taking a shower in the morning. especially if it's all knotted.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2002,15:51
I wonder if he uses a mirror.
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 25 2002,15:53
I must save the thread, I can't let it spiral into the stygirian abyss of low intelligence ass hair jokes.Any chance of somebody actually giving me a serious answer?
Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 25 2002,17:33
| Quote (Jimi @ 25 April 2002,07:45) |
| I wonder if there is anything good to reply to in the senior lounge, But I never get to find out. So would somebody at least care to enlighten me as to at least what kind of sordid affairs go on in there? |
mostly stuff regarding the content for detonate.net at the moment.
Posted by editor on Apr. 25 2002,17:51
Jimi, ask any admin for the pw.PS I shave my ass every week.
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 25 2002,18:05
i wouldn't recomend ass hair shaving. stuble in that areas SUCKS!!!!
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 25 2002,18:05
I couldn't shave my ass hair.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,18:07
| Quote (editor @ 25 April 2002,13) |
| PS I shave my ass every week. |
Good policy, but difficult to accomplish.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 25 2002,18:47
Wax! Wax! Wax! Or that Epil Stop n sp®ay stuff 
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,20:07
| Quote (Nikita @ 25 April 2002,13:47) |
| Wax! Wax! Wax! Or that Epil Stop n sp®ay stuff |
That stuff costs money. A razor works well enough, albiet slightly more dangerous. Besides, I don't think I could make myself yank a strip of cloth with a few hundred of my ass hairs stuck to it.
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 25 2002,20:09
That epil stop and spay stuff doesn't work 
Still leaves my bum furry ...and I'm too much of a pussy to wax it.
Posted by Nikita on Apr. 25 2002,20:16
Nair? Come on, you don't want to have nice dingleberry bushes growing out ... ok around ... your cute butts? 
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 25 2002,20:38
I have too much hair, i am like a prehuman apeman, expect for my arms for some reason my arms have not grown to much hair. It doesn't look as bad as it is because i have light body hair for the most part. Although the hair on my head is like a really dark red and my beard is red the rest of my hair is like a real light brownish red.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2002,20:45
I kinda like to shave.... or to let someone else to it.Either way all that attention to the bikini-type-area causes some wild things to happen when the shower is done and the honey is over.
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 25 2002,20:51
i must be the only one who doesn't know the password to the senior lounge
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,20:52
| Quote (Wiley @ 25 April 2002,15:09) |
| That epil stop and spay stuff doesn't work Still leaves my bum furry ...and I'm too much of a pussy to wax it. |
Same deal here. Tried the epil stop and had about the same experience. Nair... I don't trust that stuff ANYWHERE near my genitals. I don't even like that stuff in the same room with them.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Apr. 25 2002,20:54
| Quote (CatKnight @ 25 April 2002,12:51) |
| i must be the only one who doesn't know the password to the senior lounge |
I dunno, I think I'm better off not knowning about Editor's ass hair.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,20:57
This thread is starting to resemble the "I shaved my balls" type threads that used to crop up ever so often.
Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2002,21:06
So, Rshias, do you shave your balls?
Posted by BlackFlag on Apr. 25 2002,21:34
ever notic how hairy balls are naturally, and how most porno stars have hairless balls?its one of those things that doesn't get talked about........ like female facial hair, or precise descriptions of toilet paper usage.
edit:
speaking of Nair......... that reminds me of a funny story. a friend of mine put some nair into the shampoo bottle before another friend took a shower. he ended up using what the thought was shampoo as lube for spanking off in the shower.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 25 2002,22:29
| Quote (kuru @ 25 April 2002,16:06) |
| So, Rshias, do you shave your balls? |
Yes. Yes I do. I expect groomed pubic regions on my female partners, so it's only fair that I return the favor.
Posted by Wiley on Apr. 25 2002,22:42
| Quote (Rshias @ 25 April 2002,14:29) |
| I expect groomed pubic regions on my female partners, so it's only fair that I return the favor. |
Ditto.
(although as previously stated I don't wax ...even though I expect it outta her
)
Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2002,22:46
Good boys Rshias and Wiley.I feel that hair removal reciprocity is the only way to go.
Posted by TheTaxMan on Apr. 25 2002,23:34
Do you shave 'em or does someone else? I have no idea how I would even go about doing that by myself...
Posted by kuru on Apr. 26 2002,01:15
I usually do it myself. In the shower. By feel.
Posted by Rshias on Apr. 26 2002,01:59
I do it by myself -- usually don't trust anyone enough to let them take a razor to my nuts. Usually it's done while in the shower, but sometimes not. Some areas you can do by sight, and others you have no choice but to go by feel.
Posted by Neophyre on Apr. 26 2002,05:24
senior? /me compares registration dates with Jimi, and really doesn't give a damn.
hehe
Posted by Cyrino on Apr. 26 2002,06:31
It's pretty obvious that they don't go by registration dates...
Posted by kbreak on Apr. 26 2002,11:57
Let's not playthe mine is bigger than yours
game.
Posted by just_dave on Apr. 26 2002,15:58
*looks down* I loose
-dave
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 26 2002,16:15
Oh dear, what have I done?
Posted by veistran on Apr. 26 2002,20:02
there's not many of us may 2000's left, we're an endagered species you know.
Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 26 2002,22:48
| Quote (veistran @ 26 April 2002,15:02) |
| there's not many of us may 2000's left, we're an endagered species you know. |
speaking of 2000's, i have no idea why my registration date has rolled back a year..
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 26 2002,22:52
| Quote (veistran @ 26 April 2002,06:02) |
| there's not many of us may 2000's left, we're an endagered species you know. |
We are dying off.
Posted by Cyrino on Apr. 27 2002,01:59
Ya, I suppose I haven't posted anything much in a little while either... I miss the old times. <insert witty comment about content here>
Posted by mqa on Apr. 27 2002,02:28
im a may 2000 and im still here, but ive been lurking more and more. i also dont have the senior lounge pw though i did before we switched to IB . i dont particularly care though.
Posted by kbreak on Apr. 27 2002,03:50
You guys cared enough to post that you don't care?Ok.
Posted by Cyrino on Apr. 28 2002,17:54
Eat a bag of Hell. </jeff k>
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 28 2002,19:05
i registered in may 2000 too, but because of the forum crash awhile back, it says dec 2000.but we all know that
Posted by Jimi on Apr. 29 2002,12:14
I was about in 2000 but I wasn't registered here until the date on the left, whenever the hell that was.
Posted by veistran on Apr. 29 2002,14:47
yes, and I remember mucking about in the comments with all the other original detnet junkies back before we even had forums. Not to mention when there weren't even any comments and the Matrix was brand-spanking new and incomplete and detnet didn't exist.