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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,03:31  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

okay, boys and girls... inspired by a tool putting his system config as his sig, I am proud to start the first "BIG DICK" contest in the geek forum.

girls are welcome to participate.

the specs of my_dick are :

--- Core: ---
FIC SD11 : I hate FIC. Therefore I hate my motherboard. I fucked myself up the ass on this one... shoulda bought the Asus.

Athlon™ Classic : five hundred and fifty million cycles per second of pure processing power. AMD gave me this one for free because my business card makes me look like I deserve one.

384MB of PC133 SDRAM : If you have less that 256MB of RAM, I want you to take a pen and jab it repeatedly into your asshole. That is precisely how your machine feels about the memory situation.

13G IBM hard drive : 7200rpm! Zoom! I want the 30GB Deskstar.

300W SPI power supply with noise killer fan : why do people hook up 񘈨 worth of equipment to a cheap-ass power supply? I don't get it. Spend the extra thirty bucks and make your shit stable, you misers.

--- Multimedia: ---

Mitsumi 4X2x8 CD-RW : You can laugh at the brand, you can laugh at the slow speed, but it's still the best drive I've found for audio CD's. I back up a lot of those for my friends.

Pioneer 6x DVD : I can watch DVDs. That's pretty cool. See below.

Sound Blaster Live! Value : modded to have an SPDIF connection to DVD player, two quarter-inch mono inputs, and RCA SPDIF output.

Sony STR-DE445 Stereo Receiver : I bought it after Christmas. Oh, man, this thing is sweet. It has SPDIF digital input, with full Dolby Digital 5.1 and DTS decoding.

Cambridge Soundworks bookshelf speakers : nice and buttery. They sound killer when I crank 'em up.

Roland D-5 synthesizer : my main music input device. One of the E's is broken and the top octave doesn't work. I hate it.

Korg Poly-800 synthesizer : this thing sounds so 80's I can't believe it. The interface is horrible, but I love the way it sounds.

Diamond Viper V770 : okay. This video card is wuss (16MB TNT2), but I don't really play games. A GeForce 2 is on the wishlist.

ViewSonic E771 : It's not the best, and not the worst. I worked on a 14" for so long, I'm just glad it's big.


--- Network: ---

1.5MBit DSL fed into a 100MBit switch in my housemate's room. 4 other machines, including 2 Linux boxes. Domain control by Samba.


--- Miscellany: ---
Logitech Internet Keyboard : it's a good keyboard, except for the fact that the left leg broke off. I have it propped up on two 16MB EDO SIMMs.

Microsoft Optical Mouse : if your mouse isn't optical, I feel really, really sorry for you.

Canon BJC-2000 : Never buy a Canon printer. They go through ink faster than I go through K-Y jelly.

Mustek 1200UB scanner : This is a nice little scanner. It runs off USB power (draw : 496mA), and uses red, green, and blue LEDs for illumination instead of a xenon tube. Scan quality is respectable. I probably wouldn't use it for commerical work.

Okay, that's mine, now let's see yours.

edit : this is the biggest post i've ever typed. i just wanted to say that. thank you.
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This message has been edited by damien_s_lucifer on January 26, 2001 at 10:33 PM

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,03:56 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

well im not reading all that... so heres my
specs-

17' flatscreen
800 mhz PIII
40 gig 7200rpm
128 mb ram
4x8x32 cd writer/re-writable
12x dvd drive
3 speaker system, 2 front, one sub...

and a whole buncha cool software

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,04:15 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

17" flatscreen aperture grill (duh)
sound blaster live (gold, not that value crap)
klipsh promedia v2.400 speakers (w00t!!!!)
intel celeronII 550 @ 850 MHz
256 mb pc100 ram
11gb hd (next on the list for upgradin)
geforce 256
abit mobo (forgot model, i'm not that l33t )
slot-loading cd 40x/dvd10x dvd drive
optical intellimouse
logitech keyboard (nice and squishy too)
sidewinder ff stick
hmm what am i forgettin
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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,06:27 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

900 mhz thunderbird OCed to 901 mhz (livin life on the edge)
Asus A7V mobo
Asus V7700 Geforce 2 GTS
256 Megs of CAS 2 PC133 RAM
Sound blaster live X-Gamer (god I want the 5.1 card)
IBM Deskstar 75GXP 30GB + shitty 12 gig Matrox
Linksys Ethernet card
300 watt power supply
12x10x32 Plextor CDRW (Jesus Christ this thing kicks ass)
Viewsonic E790
Microsoft optical mouse (wholeheartedly agree with damiaen, if you don't have one your life sucks)

Hey Damien, how do you like that STR-DE445? Doesn’t it make so much difference when you have an actual SOUND SYSTEM hooked up? I used to have the DE945 until I upgraded... I am currently pushing somewhere between 1500 and 2000 watts and when the bass hits my kidneys malfunction, my computer restarts, and the cops show up at my door...god I love it

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,09:03 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

i seem to remember a thread like this already.

for the record, i have an old dick.
my 200 MHz pmmx processor isn't very impressive and my 30 gig of hd space and 128 meg of ram is easily outdone these days.

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quote:
Originally posted by Blain:
Doesn’t it make so much difference when you have an actual SOUND SYSTEM hooked up? I used to have the DE945 until I upgraded... I am currently pushing somewhere between 1500 and 2000 watts and when the bass hits my kidneys malfunction, my computer restarts, and the cops show up at my door...god I love it

hell yes. All of you who are running PC speakers, I am sorry... none of them thump like my system. From the sound of it, Blain, your system would kick my systems ass. I bow to you, sir.

don't talk smack about my sound card, though - it's too tricked out to be properly considered a "Live Value" any more. I just looked at the specs - a Live 5.1 is just a Live Value card with SPDIF out on the back. It uses the exact same sound chip, and the Value has pin connectors for everything.

If you have a connector on the back that says "Digital Out" you're already set. Just get a mono 1/8" plug to RCA adapter and plug into any Dolby Digital amp. If you don't, and are comfortable splicing two wires together, I can tell you how to make the digital connector, using a CD-ROM audio connector and a RCA cable.

You can also add a couple SPDIF IN ports, to plug in your CD-ROM (so the sc gets a digital signal on audio cds, instead of analog) or other SPDIF device.

good lord, I love a good sound system...

solid, for God's sake please get more memory. 128MB on a 800MHz PIII makes me want to cry

current price at my work is ๟ for 128MB.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,13:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I don't know, my dick is really slow. It makes a lot of noise and takes quite a while to.....boot. Anyways, I just go next door and use any one of the 5 machines my neighbor has. None of them are less than dual 550 Xeon with 256mb RAM, so I don't have much of a problem.

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quote:
Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:

If you have a connector on the back that says "Digital Out" you're already set. Just get a mono 1/8" plug to RCA adapter and plug into any Dolby Digital amp.

//me smacks head// Goddamn, why didn’t I think of that? The only reason I wanted a 5.1 card is because it has optical out (the very words make me all warm and fuzzy inside)
Off to circuit shitty I go...

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dual Xeon? I am jealous.

Blain - there's absolutely NO difference in sound quality between copper and optical SPDIF. They're just two different ways of encoding the same digital signal. It's a way for the audio companies to make $$$ - think about it - you almost got suckered into paying another 贄 for the same sound card you already have, plus another ุ for the optical connection.

Kinda reminds me of the Pentium IV.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jan. 26 2001,22:46 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

lol
400 amd k6 3-d
64meg nvram (WTF is nvram?!?!!?)
14" monitor
crappy 40x cd rom
3 gb hdd
stereo speakers
oh and 8mb agp graphics cars

bring it on my system ownzzz lol

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