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Question: Put some of the fun back in detnet. :: Total Votes:19
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Left handed sleeper 7  [36.84%]
Reach around from behind 1  [5.26%]
Hole in the britney poster 3  [15.79%]
Renegade snark style, only for the baaaaah'd boys 2  [10.53%]
dead girls cant say no 5  [26.32%]
Team fun, 3 handed circle jerk 0  [0.00%]
$20 and 8 minutes in the hood style 0  [0.00%]
hole in the locker room stall next to CK 1  [5.26%]
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I'm more of a "dead girls cant say no" kinda guy.  It gives the feeling of actually having a relationship with all the extra crap like talking or breathing.

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if i still had my powers i would move this to SEX but...

This list sounds like a good week.

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Thank you, L33T! :)

I usually go with 5 or 6 random page selections from Elephantlist. Zoom in on the best poses. I don't know if that's my favorite... but it's the most common for me.

By the way, this reminds me of something I was pondering on the toilet this morning. What's the most fucked-up possible porn? I'm thinking a blonde pregnant midget asian who speaks German taking a giant vegetable up the ass while foot-fucking an unconsious 80-year-old leather-wearing transexual. crazy.gif Ok now throw in some "water sports" and you've got the idea.

Whew... that's a load off my mind.

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... a "load"?

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Quote (PersonGuy @ 09 July 2002,12:13)
Thank you, L33T! :)

I usually go with 5 or 6 random page selections from Elephantlist. Zoom in on the best poses. I don't know if that's my favorite... but it's the most common for me.

By the way, this reminds me of something I was pondering on the toilet this morning. What's the most fucked-up possible porn? I'm thinking a blonde pregnant midget asian who speaks German taking a giant vegetable up the ass while foot-fucking an unconsious 80-year-old leather-wearing transexual. crazy.gif Ok now throw in some "water sports" and you've got the idea.

Whew... that's a load off my mind.

Are you on the crank again boy?

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It involves a vat of grease and sacrificing a goat.
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Are you on the crank again boy?

Never even tried it... unfortunately I was born with this curse of a vivid imagination.

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PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 10 2002,14:45 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

I don't even understand the one I voted for.

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