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askheaves 
Ack!!!
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Posted on: Oct. 24 2000,03:39 |
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I think that cute little rhymes do a disservice to the whole movement. I'm a big fan of two people's takes on the whole condom issue:
Rush Limbaugh: "If you know she had AIDS, would you still do it... even with a condom?"Sam Kinison: "If you don't trust the pussy, why are you fucking the pussy?" Beyond that, the pill rules as a birth control method. It is more effective when used properly, and definitely more romantic. Before anybody talks about the hell of being on the pill, I've had friends on the pill, and it has been a nice constant in their life (regular periods, predictability, spontaneous sex, etc...) I know that i am a bit disconnected being a guy, but I haven't heard terrible things about it. (Please don't flame me on the pill, as that isn't the main point of my post)
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kuru
Detonate.net's 9mm wielding geek-hit-Goddess
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Posted on: Oct. 24 2000,15:29 |
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the pill isn't without its problems. increased risk of cancer, blood clots, heart disease, etc, and some people like me just have issues with putting a synthetic form of something i make naturally into my body. as far as all that 'regular periods' stuff, mine are. i'd rather use condoms for a couple of reasons, but aside from the obvious, here's one that people rarely think about. i don't want all that spooge dripping back OUT of me. condoms contain the mess, and then you just throw 'em away. i don't trust the pill, and i INSIST on a guy wearing a condom. to me, if he's not willing to wear one, then he doesn't need to be sleeping with me. guys are so quick to dump the burden of birth control off on women. yeah whatever. then again, i have known guys who actually got off better wearing a condom because it let 'em last longer due to the fact that they weren't getting as much stimulation. and last, no male has the right to insist that i use any form of birth control just so that he doesn't have to take the 10 seconds to put on a condom. it doesn't spoil the mood and it's every bit as romantic. i keep 'em around, in areas where i can get to them quick when i need one. ------------------
kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
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smartsnake
fol ol de ol rol im a troll
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heres a whole bunch i got in an emaill from a friend: sorry about the length
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO
CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR
PENIS
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIPUP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON
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Greasemonk
I am almost one of Us.
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Posted on: Oct. 26 2000,13:07 |
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How about this. "Condoms Suck!!!" 
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