the detailed plan for nailing the bartender.talk to him for 15 minutes, flirt heavily.
make excuse like "i'm going to the bathroom" and then leave him alone for 30 minutes.
during "leave him alone" period, make sure he sees a lot of me. walking around, talking to people, always with a drink in hand.
see him sitting somewhere, go sit by him as if nothing's up.
talk for 20 minutes, (in this case, on the stairs.)
touch his arm or knee a lot in conversation.
by this point, the dude was all over me like white on rice. another guy came over to ask if i wanted another beer, and the dude yelled at him to get his own chick...
lettin him know i wanted to screw his brains out was easy.. i asked for a tour of his house. he got the picture that this meant we'd hafta go upstairs together. if subtlty doesn't work... i'll be more blunt and ask if there's anywhere we can be alone.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa